SLOGAN SHOGUNS (submit new slogans here!)

To join the shoguns you must: Have 5 slogans, an avatar, and type can I join? in this blog.
Step 1 click link
Step 2 find slogan you like
Step 3 contact person who wrote it
Step 4 design slogan

  1. JoelRHale

  2. Noh_Body

  3. toopersent

  4. rossmat8

  5. Jeiji

  6. bean12

  7. brentendo

  8. Caleb11

  9. rbthatcher

  10. lunchboxbrain

  11. PuppetMeat

  12. SuperRyan

  13. past_tense_of_draw

  14. colorfool

  15. morningstar1127

  16. stalliongsta

  17. Tikimasters

  18. Rhodescholar

  19. wallstreet

  20. GoodKarmaKid

  21. kashlen


  23. JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

  24. TimScribble

  25. supertrooper74

  26. jaywalkergraphics

  27. sakepok

  28. Sam_Houston

  29. HorsefaceDee

  30. Simpletinrobot

  31. Sparky_the_Wonderboy

  32. MuteJoe

  33. jess4002

  34. bygrinstow

  35. jayrawz

  36. Dr_Mona

  37. poloq

  38. iluvtees

  39. adorablepancreas

  40. Braniel

  41. Exner83

  42. ivejustquitsmoking

  43. spacesick_2

  44. tsco809

  45. BlueLobster

  46. krokun

  47. robot_activist

  48. staffell

  49. SteveOramA

  50. Steelplate

  51. Retroludo

  52. The_Ali

  53. Shim_K

  54. AlexioGibbons

  55. ayearinreview

  56. chancery

  57. EricaTheRed

  58. BenMayhem

  59. flyyeslandno

  60. nopunachieved

  61. goliath72

  62. ZombieToArt

  63. Krimson

  64. stackemtotheheavens

  65. .onion

  66. ryangoestoschool

  67. ucfelix

  68. johntiki

  69. pyko

  70. squintygirl

  71. ofthecoast

  72. pochettejuliano

  73. Ed_Schimmel

  74. evan3

  75. Spam69

  76. lesange

  77. mgill52

  78. LadyEntropy

  79. JeremyCShipp

  80. ewikcartman13

  81. Wonderlove

  82. northerlywind

  83. Stevica

  84. aminozawawi

  85. TTUraider

  86. gtoast99

  87. MissRebecca

  88. Maltzmania

  89. B1ink

  90. randyotter3000

  91. T_Lou

  92. mike_bautista

  93. notquite

  94. NGee

  95. Brightwood

  96. what1

  97. Theres_My_Chippy

  98. greenttentacle

  99. HMC

  100. Y_So_Series

  101. Designs_de_Eclectic

  102. Deimyts

  103. livewithmusic

  104. roobz

  105. mutsu

  106. digsy

  107. Dulcinea27

  108. penandthread

  109. HaloGirl

  110. daggit64

  111. thinkbomb

  112. CazKing

  113. Bonnie76

  114. Soggy_Waffle

  115. ????

  116. altair4444

  117. skagger44

  118. thecarf

  119. directorspence

  120. nootnoot

  121. nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

  122. Savvyme

  123. Erik3002

  124. brakes

  125. smartkat

  126. TapWater_Battleship

  127. Gingivitism

  128. AllureandVine

  129. Larlar

  130. fredd38

  131. Matthew_Ogram

  132. In_Tongues

  133. JBWell

  134. aeron43

  135. Bio_bot_9000

  136. blitzspeed

  137. clearcut

  138. birdy27

  139. schleb

  140. solister

  141. dbrv11

  142. gerbechno

  143. Switz213

  144. Matrix_Shade

  145. murky78

  146. esile

  147. Kim456

  148. nintechno

  149. ShawnLogan

  150. Niras_Iruag

  151. kittilicks

  152. The_Lakehead

  153. NOMNOM

  154. UptownRob

  155. Mr_Cool

  156. martiandrivein

  157. alexando

  158. saltoalvacio

  159. elerosse

  160. jshepp

  161. theinfamouskh

  162. kcoutu

  163. nessa_havok

  164. Byohazyrd

  165. peachier_keen

  166. courtney_pie

  167. ebreakx

  168. DekuTrash

  169. monkeyslug

  170. frostedlemoncoward

  171. Rambunkcious

  172. hotmeteor

  173. elemenopy

  174. justjack

  175. byUNI

  176. cory1975

  177. Kellogz

  178. thestray

  179. jodabaum

  180. sidepull

  181. Nutrius

  182. robroy05

  183. mizuchaud

  184. jthrasher

  185. Jackanapes_mk_II

  186. The68thDimension

  187. drummerisme

  188. w00lly

  189. threadbec

  190. frauleinkatrina

  191. EagleStrike

  192. aquaduck

  193. monroe20

  194. Bluberry72

  195. eyerz

  196. scao

  197. Snaggletoofer

  198. AccessDenier

  199. Neuroplastcicty

  200. drewfarr

  201. voodazz

  202. psykomakia

  203. jwanderful

  204. saylore

  205. pio1976

  206. lee_klein

  207. toastedcheese86

  208. biotwist

  209. Algi

  210. deboraborialis

  211. just_shut_up

  212. Jynister

  213. Efunk2332

  214. marvie1980

  215. MoogieOBrien

  216. Wendymoon

  217. bcrider

  218. Muk3

  219. killertoothbrush

  220. LeCreator

  221. soloyo

  222. eoin3

  223. thedeetzes

  224. panda99

  225. Ffestra

  226. keeying

  227. HandsomeJake

  228. Heartson

  229. asabling

  230. FunnyMoney

  231. diogenes57

  232. robotwaste

  233. YouThoreauLikeAGirl

  234. robertkarpati

  235. YAISH2

  236. Mountain_Gnome

  237. Manibou.

  238. Supra_Vista

  239. moijejoue

  240. 8randon

  241. isthistaken

  242. Diffaract

  243. orngeturtl

  244. siouxfairy

  245. beckykingston

  246. Ethan722

  247. 69stang

  248. laurastead

  249. Julie_Ocean

  250. mitchellp

  251. timerunning

  252. bornd

  253. thecocojam
    254*. CharlesFesta

  254. DerekNeuland

  255. Einsteinic_Rocket

  256. Dezmoulin

  257. morozinka

  258. j_u_l_i_a

  259. numbsock

  260. jossyboy

  261. Congolia_Breckenridge

  262. atypical69

  263. maiabh

  264. craftyjacket

  265. eskope

  266. Nathaliv

  267. sigur_ros

  268. RobynsWolvesOfNight

  269. Red_Rafael

  270. ChrisDB

  271. scenetk421

  272. addu

  273. tadstick

  274. Boycey

  275. spacelaugh

  276. dirkandries

  277. tasha911

  278. xtiffany

  279. Disgruntled_Pacifist

  280. MadIron

  281. zeppelin_fox

  282. dac101

  283. IvanSaysOh

  284. Lagraphix_Designs

  285. rajmahall

  286. Amory_Morton

  287. livesintheboonies

  288. Jake_Friedman

  289. quick_brown_fox

  290. m_2_designs

  291. Akiga

  292. omarvino

  293. theshrooponodon

  294. quiroz

  295. Lolita_Lace

  296. Jnski

  297. korbana_anna

  298. joelan19

  299. WBFresh

  300. hyuugurt

  301. thirteendaisies

  302. 77degrees

  303. ADevilLogician

  304. ScruffyHerbert

  305. shawncoons

  306. Sonjuhs

  307. Dr_Kittycakes

  308. SenseForPence

  309. postpaper

  310. scottishboy

  311. CrazypantsJones

  312. rjenat12

  313. DismantleDesign

  314. beebej

  315. jonny_debt/slogans

  316. SereneBear

  317. Drewdle

  318. Theo86

  319. Zombie_Abe_Lincoln

  320. Mr aisa

  321. jessedavies

  322. Daniel_Newman

  323. TallBob

  324. miggyzebra

  325. AweAndWonder

  326. poylie

  327. Wylie_Knowords

  328. Ernesto_cam

  329. hootmonkey

  330. potternerds

  331. Olimpus

  332. persiankitten

  333. Shadyjibes

  334. RunningGorgon

  335. robber_ducky

  336. ThePokerWife

  337. KoTsan

  338. chriscross977

  339. penumbrae

  340. salman_rvf

  341. Cosmic Rick

  342. NoReplys

  343. yurilobo

  344. bandy

  345. Mr_MacGuffin

  346. inkdummy

  347. YCee

  348. ashleybrake

  349. harshareddy

  350. suksmo

  351. huy_picca

  352. vectoredlife

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evan3 profile pic Alumni

rossmat can you give me a link to the scores so i can vote for you?


Shawn - Thanks for the inspiration! I just posted:
My dogma keeps chasing your karma.


Hey, has anyone else noticed the obnoxious Twitter link in the top menu is gone? Woohoo!


I noticed that today! Hooray!


Halogirl love/voted dpgma/karma, very very good! I'd wear it!

Niras Iruag


been left behind in the blogosphere (what else is new). Catching up now.

Murky78,. Flailing limbs. lol

Niras Iruag

murky again: high road. ROTFLOL

Niras Iruag

JB Well: both end badly & Mensa. killing it!

Brightwood: Seaweed. seriously, i have a stitch....


HaloGirl Awesome! I'll got vote it up (ps. i'm flattered)


Niras Iruag:been left behind in the blogosphere (what else is new). Catching up now.

I 'm not trying to catch up anymore, I'm just gonna do what I enjoy.


Votes on any of mine are appreciated. Any any feedback whatsoever.
Thanks all!


damn you guys come alive on a Monday....does noone work?
Ross... voted infiMINT, looks like you're winning beers for us all I think!
will page back thru blog and do the rest tonight

rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Ha ha I work it's just 1 AM here. I wish I knew 100% that Infimint was mine for sure and nobody else beat me to it. I wanna say I submitted Mintfinity since it's basically the same idea but I don't know for sure I did. Thanks everyone who voted. $10,000 is almost a full year of tuition.


voted your newbies evan

Hope it is yours ross, us slogan folk should watch out for words for cash comps.... fingers crossed for you (typing really slowly now!)

rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Thanks Kim I sent them an email to see if there was any way I could know for sure that I was the one getting credited for submitting it.


voted: conscientiousness

PuppetMeat profile pic Alumni

Voted for:



thanks puppetmeat....voted yours


Man I feel like it was just yesterday when I joined the Shoguns, and I'm number 59! crazy. PuppetMeat - you're 11!! CRAZY! Ross, you're 4?.. haha


switz234 Gave you some feedback on page 12 mate. Hope you saw it

Halo I have to say I liked shawns dogma slog but yours is really really good. Could easily see it going to print.

My inner child re-sub has scored worse than the original sigh shame because I think there is a good slogan in there somewhere. Going to re-sub again and see if it flys any better.

T-Lou profile pic Alumni

Wow this blog fills up so fast!

Thx brightwood (about 3 pages ago) ;)
Will catch up on voting for all you busy guys now.

I agree with comments about not voting for ones you wouldn't wear. (Tho some pages are just so amazing from you guys that I would nearly wear every slogan on it). But I def don't vote yes unless I can see myself (or my boys) wearing it!

I tend to press "OMG no" more on the main submission area...

I have been feeling a little "stale" with slogans lately - i think my head is so full of crits, subs and fabrics that the slogan a day thing might just fry my brain!

Niras Iruag

hey all let me know if im missing out voting for anyone by posting on my blog. I've caught a couple of people that i missed...

Niras Iruag

hey all let me know if im missing out voting for anyone by posting on my blog. I've caught a couple of people that i missed...

Niras Iruag

lol. hey ps. ADD slogan sweet


Spam, I prefer "My Inner Child Is The Mature One.", but if your original was doing better, perhaps you should just reactivate it. Another thought for your original is to change "they were" to "it was." It takes away the awkward "they" referring to one person but still isn't gender specific. I can understand why you deactivated the original, but whenever I'm toying with different versions, I tend to keep both active until one is a clear winner.


Lakehead, "Highway to hell" isn't something I would wear myself, but I think it is funny and voted it up.

brakes profile pic Alumni

Spam - i liked the inner child but it almost sounded like you were saying your inner child was more mature than our other child, as if you had children. what about something like my inner child is more mature than me i don't know, just a thought.

evan3 profile pic Alumni

i voted for you!
you are in second!
so close.......

bygrinstow profile pic Alumni

Halo: 'My karma ran over my dogma' is at least 30 years old.... However, your 'chasing' version may be a new spin... : )


Alright did some voting, my turn for the big post:

JBWell - Warning: Do not approach for Jokes or Directions. Both end badly. I feel the same way, except they would also leave feeling uncomfortable (like the back of a Volkswagon) haha

Spam69 - Dogs Only See Things In Black & White. They're so Judgemental. Seriously dogs, the world is bigger than you, open your eyes.

Ross - all caught up my friend. Can I have a stick?

Evan3 - I Throw Parties At People. You are such a giver! nice one.

The_Lakehead - the highway to hell is paved with good music. Amen. Keep going man!

bygrinstow - 'Sleep keeps you alert,' said the monsters under my bed.... I thought of a Chuck Norris joke when I read this one - The boogie monster checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.. lol

PuppetMeat - I'm Not Losing, I'm Just Preparing For A Dramatic Comeback. BRILLIANT! Love this one.

ShawnLogan - I Have ADD; Attention Deficit Disco Monkey Ice Cream Racecar. HAHAHA, i know someone like this, well said..

NOM NOM - My favorite is - Vegas..only place you can get lobster for $3 and crabs for $50. Those are expensive Crabbies..ew

HaloGirl - My dogma keeps chasing your karma. This may be way to clever for the world. It is GREAT!

Bonnie76 - I'm already caught up on you, but my favorite is: Err on the side of awesome. I shall try Bonnie...

Niras Iruag - The gene pool could use a little more chlorine. Way to get to the point. Blunt = good. Welcome again!

Switz213 - I like: Physics hates my pants, and Reduce. Reuse. Reincarnate. All of yours are short and sweet. I like that. Keep it up!

Kim456 - For some reason I haven't voted on you yet.. until now!! really enjoyed: the dog ate my hard copy, pen drive and ran its claws over the cd. I've tried it all :)

FlyYesLandNo - Keep up the great work. Never give up.

Brightwood, err I mean Laura - I hope you say yes. I have 2 left feet. But I will not let you down. (wipes clammy hands off on pants)

Brakes - cumulonimbus clouds are the raining champs. What the *&^$ man!? How do you do this? I love this one.

Alright all caught up! I wish I could meet you all.


Hello, back from out of town, voted on:

The_Lakehead- favs: kissed a girl, drink therefore puke, hwy to hell, but really they are all very good I must say

halogirl - favs are: dogma and fontaholic, but again, so many good ones

puppetmeat: if you can read this HAHAHAHA LOVE THAT!!

OK off to vote on more now


Oh, and I am noticing on other people's pages many slogans stolen from those one-liner lists that go around the internet. BAD SHOGUNS! BAD BAD BAD!


And oops I forgot, when are they gonna pick some to print?!? WHEN WHEN WHEN?



rossmat: fav was "child prodigy" HAHAHA
Brentendo: fave is "wars were more fun"
larlar: fav is"crippling shyness" -also love road less traveled, talk is cheap, and others

nintechno: favs are "fired today" and "boot camp"

staffell profile pic Alumni

@brakes, just to let you know, i have a slogan in the running: "clouds are the raining champions of the sky"

brakes profile pic Alumni

FlyYesLandNo - thanks for the praise. had to do some research to figure out which clouds produce the most rain. i take it very seriously. :P

aeron43 - am i on this list of thieves? i'm sure that people are coming up with their own stuff. sometimes people come up with stuff that's already been done without knowing. and they do prints every monday.

staffell profile pic Alumni

but actually, your slog is different enough, so keep it by all means!

brakes profile pic Alumni

staffell - ugh. must've missed that one. oh well. i guess FlyYes would want to know how you come up with that stuff! i'll take mine down. i hate to be a copycat.

brakes profile pic Alumni

well if you don't care too much. i don't think it'll ever print anyway.

staffell profile pic Alumni

no of course not! unless the slogs are pretty much identical - bar a few grammatical formalities, it's no problem!

like i always say, may the best slogan win!

staffell profile pic Alumni

!!exclamation mark!!


brakes - as you should :). Hi staffell!!!!!!


Oh and by the way staffell, enjoyed:

Short Term Memory Loss Makes Meeting New Friends Easy.
If You Take My Advice, Please Return It Later.
A Piece Of The Action Sounds Nice, But I'd Prefer The Whole Thing


brakes profile pic Alumni

these long voting lists have made me remember my objective to vote on all the shoguns which i've not bee keeping up with. i'm picking up where i left off at 51 and listing favorites.

51 Retroludo - I don't even buy lemons because I hear Life gives them away.
52 The_Ali - Tell me who you are so I don't feel awkward not remembering.
53 Shim.K - C.R.A.P Can't resist abbreviating phrases
54 AlexioGibbons - Why was a giant egg sitting on a wall in the first place!?
55 ayearinreview - I'm using you as a shield the second things get dangerous.
56 chancery - Variety Is The Spice Of Life; Poison Is The Spice Of Death
57 EricaTheRed - From now on, I'm taking life TWO days at a time.
58 BenMayhem - Hey, whatever maintains the buoyancy of your aquatic vessel...
59 FlyYesLandNo - Opinions are stupid.
60 nopunachieved - Brain Surgery: It's Not Rocket Science.

getting there........


Thanks Spam and all.

I would love to clear it out. But I like doing the 365 slogans. Do you think threadless would care if I had two accounts? Some sites frown upon that.

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