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  2. Noh_Body

  3. toopersent

  4. rossmat8

  5. Jeiji

  6. bean12

  7. brentendo

  8. Caleb11

  9. rbthatcher

  10. lunchboxbrain

  11. PuppetMeat

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  14. colorfool

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  16. stalliongsta

  17. Tikimasters

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  19. wallstreet

  20. GoodKarmaKid

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  28. Sam_Houston

  29. HorsefaceDee

  30. Simpletinrobot

  31. Sparky_the_Wonderboy

  32. MuteJoe

  33. jess4002

  34. bygrinstow

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  36. Dr_Mona

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  38. iluvtees

  39. adorablepancreas

  40. Braniel

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  43. spacesick_2

  44. tsco809

  45. BlueLobster

  46. krokun

  47. robot_activist

  48. staffell

  49. SteveOramA

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  52. The_Ali

  53. Shim_K

  54. AlexioGibbons

  55. ayearinreview

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  57. EricaTheRed

  58. BenMayhem

  59. flyyeslandno

  60. nopunachieved

  61. goliath72

  62. ZombieToArt

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  64. stackemtotheheavens

  65. .onion

  66. ryangoestoschool

  67. ucfelix

  68. johntiki

  69. pyko

  70. squintygirl

  71. ofthecoast

  72. pochettejuliano

  73. Ed_Schimmel

  74. evan3

  75. Spam69

  76. lesange

  77. mgill52

  78. LadyEntropy

  79. JeremyCShipp

  80. ewikcartman13

  81. Wonderlove

  82. northerlywind

  83. Stevica

  84. aminozawawi

  85. TTUraider

  86. gtoast99

  87. MissRebecca

  88. Maltzmania

  89. B1ink

  90. randyotter3000

  91. T_Lou

  92. mike_bautista

  93. notquite

  94. NGee

  95. Brightwood

  96. what1

  97. Theres_My_Chippy

  98. greenttentacle

  99. HMC

  100. Y_So_Series

  101. Designs_de_Eclectic

  102. Deimyts

  103. livewithmusic

  104. roobz

  105. mutsu

  106. digsy

  107. Dulcinea27

  108. penandthread

  109. HaloGirl

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  113. Bonnie76

  114. Soggy_Waffle

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  118. thecarf

  119. directorspence

  120. nootnoot

  121. nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

  122. Savvyme

  123. Erik3002

  124. brakes

  125. smartkat

  126. TapWater_Battleship

  127. Gingivitism

  128. AllureandVine

  129. Larlar

  130. fredd38

  131. Matthew_Ogram

  132. In_Tongues

  133. JBWell

  134. aeron43

  135. Bio_bot_9000

  136. blitzspeed

  137. clearcut

  138. birdy27

  139. schleb

  140. solister

  141. dbrv11

  142. gerbechno

  143. Switz213

  144. Matrix_Shade

  145. murky78

  146. esile

  147. Kim456

  148. nintechno

  149. ShawnLogan

  150. Niras_Iruag

  151. kittilicks

  152. The_Lakehead

  153. NOMNOM

  154. UptownRob

  155. Mr_Cool

  156. martiandrivein

  157. alexando

  158. saltoalvacio

  159. elerosse

  160. jshepp

  161. theinfamouskh

  162. kcoutu

  163. nessa_havok

  164. Byohazyrd

  165. peachier_keen

  166. courtney_pie

  167. ebreakx

  168. DekuTrash

  169. monkeyslug

  170. frostedlemoncoward

  171. Rambunkcious

  172. hotmeteor

  173. elemenopy

  174. justjack

  175. byUNI

  176. cory1975

  177. Kellogz

  178. thestray

  179. jodabaum

  180. sidepull

  181. Nutrius

  182. robroy05

  183. mizuchaud

  184. jthrasher

  185. Jackanapes_mk_II

  186. The68thDimension

  187. drummerisme

  188. w00lly

  189. threadbec

  190. frauleinkatrina

  191. EagleStrike

  192. aquaduck

  193. monroe20

  194. Bluberry72

  195. eyerz

  196. scao

  197. Snaggletoofer

  198. AccessDenier

  199. Neuroplastcicty

  200. drewfarr

  201. voodazz

  202. psykomakia

  203. jwanderful

  204. saylore

  205. pio1976

  206. lee_klein

  207. toastedcheese86

  208. biotwist

  209. Algi

  210. deboraborialis

  211. just_shut_up

  212. Jynister

  213. Efunk2332

  214. marvie1980

  215. MoogieOBrien

  216. Wendymoon

  217. bcrider

  218. Muk3

  219. killertoothbrush

  220. LeCreator

  221. soloyo

  222. eoin3

  223. thedeetzes

  224. panda99

  225. Ffestra

  226. keeying

  227. HandsomeJake

  228. Heartson

  229. asabling

  230. FunnyMoney

  231. diogenes57

  232. robotwaste

  233. YouThoreauLikeAGirl

  234. robertkarpati

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  236. Mountain_Gnome

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  255. Einsteinic_Rocket

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  287. livesintheboonies

  288. Jake_Friedman

  289. quick_brown_fox

  290. m_2_designs

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  300. hyuugurt

  301. thirteendaisies

  302. 77degrees

  303. ADevilLogician

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  305. shawncoons

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  307. Dr_Kittycakes

  308. SenseForPence

  309. postpaper

  310. scottishboy

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  312. rjenat12

  313. DismantleDesign

  314. beebej

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  318. Theo86

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  320. Mr aisa

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Brightwood - Laura I'm probably being thick but I don't get the tango slog.


leaves to go check email
darn! that's my daydream too! thinking- oh I wonder how long it takes from when they pick you to you know, or do you find out at the same time as everyone else, or after :)
eh well.
I hope that every time they pick a shirt to print, that it is someone I have already met ! because I think that is so cool! especially if it's your first shirt! I really am routing for a lot of you!!

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Hi Shoguns! How's everyone's June to date?

My newest one is ailing, so far:

I'm slipping in and out of conscientiousness...


Brightwood- Is that like doing a "march"...


Bygrinstow - Jon - this is wayyy underscored. Stick with it, it should pick up. I'm slipping in and out of conscientiousness... Give it some love if you like it people.

bygrinstow profile pic Alumni

Thanks, Spam... I woke up from a solid sleep in the middle of Saturday night with it in my suddenly-awake head. I must've been dreaming in slogans...


New slog from me.

I Found My Inner Child Only To Discover They Were The Mature One.

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Spam, what about the even simpler:

My Inner Child Is The Mature One.

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...not to say I don't like what you have there, btw....


Brightwood - FlyYesLandNo - I think you're my first anonymous love. It feels so special. woo hoo...
flies through the air like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

^shut up, just shut up,.. you had me at Rudolph.. :)


Doctor Vader! By Grinstow!, that's a good one.
"I'm slipping in and out of conscientiousness"

that's me. By Night i sleepwalk and By Day I slip around.


wow- that one was pretty underscored! D.V.


Oh Yeah- Before I forget again-
PuppetMeat- did you get the STPs from my contest..I ordered 2 shirts under you-


Help! Rate my designs and give me some constructive suggestions. thx, me noob

staffell profile pic Alumni

i think the tango one is clever wordplay, but not really something i'd imagine on a tshirt


JBWell - votes for:

Thank you very mucho!

Bio-bot 9000
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Congrats on TypeTee #2 Reed!

Also, i have some new slogans for the consideration of the general public.


My June so far is, Meh. And I hardly ever use that word.

Bygrinstow I, too, really like your new one "I'm slipping in and out of conscientiousness". Really under voted. I gave it my props.

I have a new one; "Word To Your Mantra". What do you think?


Spam69I agree with bygrinstow on rewording I Found My Inner Child Only To Discover They Were The Mature One. to this one My Inner Child Is The Mature One.. It's less of a mouthful and flows better.


voted yer new ones Biobot! Still laughing pancake suit!


Bio-bot-9000 I like this one for it's simplicity; I've put my bad habits behind me. [on back] Smoke! Drink! Steal!. Though, personally, it's not something I would wear. But I gave it my props, because I think it deserves a chance.


Bio-bot - I agree with ShawnLogan on bad habits.

Brightwood - I understood Tango, but I agree with Staffell.

Spam - I like inner child a lot, but prefer Bygrinstow's edit.


Thanks Jon and everyone else for the input. Changing it now. I have such a problem with wording. I always agonise over it and then usually it still ends up as waffly as Hell. This is why this forum is so good for me! Cheers Shoguns!

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bygrinstow - doing my part to up "conscientiousness." i agree with everyone on on the underscore there. but we'll get it up there.


brightwood- oh wow- it's so obvious now! well I was thinking of something to tie to the dancing.


bygrinstow- italic :) "I woke up from a solid sleep in the middle of Saturday night with it in my suddenly-awake head. I must've been dreaming in slogans" italic :)
when I first joined tless I started having really late nights, like my brain just wouldn't shut off. I had a little notebook with me everywhere around the house and in my car. it was crazy!
at least it got me writing again. this is my 1st step to working on the other 4 novels I'm supposed to write before I die!

ps. I just ordered my procrastinators ruler of tommorow shirt. oh yeah and the dog homework one for the boy.


Congrats Again Reed! rbthatcher
I just realized that from far away your shirt looks like tatoos on the shoulders- that's kind of cool!

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Thanks for all the good words, folks! :' )

Also, Spam, I had the same trouble. Just try to set the 'attitude/sound' that the slogan carries in your head aside (since no one will hear that in print) and remove any words that don't add to the meaning. i.e. I really wanted to have the word 'more' in my countdown slogan, but it actually reduces the application of the phrase (only applies to things that are already exciting), so it stayed out. Shorter is better. And unless the slogan needs uncertainty, leave out wishy-washy words like 'sometimes', 'would', 'maybe' etc. Of course, none of this has lead to a print for me (yet?), but I do feel like what I put up is generally stronger than older stuff.

JB: I can't tell you how many slogans (or other stuff) that I've forgotten -- and I have notebooks! I usually think "How could I forget this? It's so great!", and then I do. But in this case I just kept thinking 'conscientiousness', and when I woke up I knew there was something I was supposed to remember and I had the word 'conscious' in mind... so it worked! ...this time.

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geez! Dostoyevski has nothing on me...!

ignore as needed


biobot- voted on your newest and all the way down again-just in case I missed something! which I did! :)


S.Logan- voted for your "Word to Your Mantra"!
heehee love it.


Very severe tangent: when I read spams comment about 'waffly' It set off that wassling christmas song in my head.
"Here we go A-Waffling..."

yes. ignore as needed.
There you go.

ok. thank god the battery on this computer is dying.
you are SO lucky :)


Brightwood, I'm going to go for it... Will you be my date to next years Threadless Prom?


Dr. Vader: Yeah I am constantly forgetting things that seem like the next great thing or an answer to a plot problem. so I write it down as soon as I can. and pray when I do find it again later I still think It's a good idea. one time I came up with this great twist for one of my books and then by the time I got to work I forgot and couldn't get it just right..oh well.
ps. that's why I think that "conscientiousness." one resonates so well! (yes I copy and pasted that so I didn't have to spell it. :) I'm thinking about 12 things at once so I end up scatter-brained sometimes.


Here we go A-Waffling..."

yes. ignore as needed.
There you go.

ok. thank god the battery on this computer is dying.
you are SO lucky :)

JB makes me laugh.

Jon - Thanks for the advice - That all makes sense. Applying it however...........we will see


i need some advice on my slogans... am i in the ballpark, or what?

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I want $1 of the $10,000 if you win, since I voted for 'infimint'....

You're #2 right now, and not far off of #1 and way ahead of #3...

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No STPs yet, JBW, but either way it's cool. :)

I'll be voting a round soon.

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wait 10,000 bucks?
i just made a new slogan and a new design
check my blog cause its pending approval

how would you get the money?


halogirl you should totally sub "My dogma keeps chasing your karma.". If you do I'll vote.


JBWell Sweet, thanks. I'll go "orange up yours", too. :P


halogirl Perhaps it's because of my profession, but I love your I'm not a fontaholic. I can quit any Times New Roman.
I'm a sucker for font jokes.


can i join? i dont know what the avatar thing is though..

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