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SLOGAN SHOGUNS (submit new slogans here!)

To join the shoguns you must: Have 5 slogans, an avatar, and type can I join? in this blog.
Designers:
Step 1 click link
Step 2 find slogan you like
Step 3 contact person who wrote it
Step 4 design slogan
Step 5 FAME AND FORTUNE



  1. JoelRHale

  2. Noh_Body

  3. toopersent

  4. rossmat8

  5. Jeiji

  6. bean12

  7. brentendo

  8. Caleb11

  9. rbthatcher

  10. lunchboxbrain

  11. PuppetMeat

  12. SuperRyan

  13. past_tense_of_draw

  14. colorfool

  15. morningstar1127

  16. stalliongsta

  17. Tikimasters

  18. Rhodescholar

  19. wallstreet

  20. GoodKarmaKid

  21. kashlen

  22. FRICKINAWESOME

  23. JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

  24. TimScribble

  25. supertrooper74

  26. jaywalkergraphics

  27. sakepok

  28. Sam_Houston

  29. HorsefaceDee

  30. Simpletinrobot

  31. Sparky_the_Wonderboy

  32. MuteJoe

  33. jess4002

  34. bygrinstow

  35. jayrawz

  36. Dr_Mona

  37. poloq

  38. iluvtees

  39. adorablepancreas

  40. Braniel

  41. Exner83

  42. ivejustquitsmoking

  43. spacesick_2

  44. tsco809

  45. BlueLobster

  46. krokun

  47. robot_activist

  48. staffell

  49. SteveOramA

  50. Steelplate

  51. Retroludo

  52. The_Ali

  53. Shim_K

  54. AlexioGibbons

  55. ayearinreview

  56. chancery

  57. EricaTheRed

  58. BenMayhem

  59. flyyeslandno

  60. nopunachieved

  61. goliath72

  62. ZombieToArt

  63. Krimson

  64. stackemtotheheavens

  65. .onion

  66. ryangoestoschool

  67. ucfelix

  68. johntiki

  69. pyko

  70. squintygirl

  71. ofthecoast

  72. pochettejuliano

  73. Ed_Schimmel

  74. evan3

  75. Spam69

  76. lesange

  77. mgill52

  78. LadyEntropy

  79. JeremyCShipp

  80. ewikcartman13

  81. Wonderlove

  82. northerlywind

  83. Stevica

  84. aminozawawi

  85. TTUraider

  86. gtoast99

  87. MissRebecca

  88. Maltzmania

  89. B1ink

  90. randyotter3000

  91. T_Lou

  92. mike_bautista

  93. notquite

  94. NGee

  95. Brightwood

  96. what1

  97. Theres_My_Chippy

  98. greenttentacle

  99. HMC

  100. Y_So_Series

  101. Designs_de_Eclectic

  102. Deimyts

  103. livewithmusic

  104. roobz

  105. mutsu

  106. digsy

  107. Dulcinea27

  108. penandthread

  109. HaloGirl

  110. daggit64

  111. thinkbomb

  112. CazKing

  113. Bonnie76

  114. Soggy_Waffle

  115. ????

  116. altair4444

  117. skagger44

  118. thecarf

  119. directorspence

  120. nootnoot

  121. nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

  122. Savvyme

  123. Erik3002

  124. brakes

  125. smartkat

  126. TapWater_Battleship

  127. Gingivitism

  128. AllureandVine

  129. Larlar

  130. fredd38

  131. Matthew_Ogram

  132. In_Tongues

  133. JBWell

  134. aeron43

  135. Bio_bot_9000

  136. blitzspeed

  137. clearcut

  138. birdy27

  139. schleb

  140. solister

  141. dbrv11

  142. gerbechno

  143. Switz213

  144. Matrix_Shade

  145. murky78

  146. esile

  147. Kim456

  148. nintechno

  149. ShawnLogan

  150. Niras_Iruag

  151. kittilicks

  152. The_Lakehead

  153. NOMNOM

  154. UptownRob

  155. Mr_Cool

  156. martiandrivein

  157. alexando

  158. saltoalvacio

  159. elerosse

  160. jshepp

  161. theinfamouskh

  162. kcoutu

  163. nessa_havok

  164. Byohazyrd

  165. peachier_keen

  166. courtney_pie

  167. ebreakx

  168. DekuTrash

  169. monkeyslug

  170. frostedlemoncoward

  171. Rambunkcious

  172. hotmeteor

  173. elemenopy

  174. justjack

  175. byUNI

  176. cory1975

  177. Kellogz

  178. thestray

  179. jodabaum

  180. sidepull

  181. Nutrius

  182. robroy05

  183. mizuchaud

  184. jthrasher

  185. Jackanapes_mk_II

  186. The68thDimension

  187. drummerisme

  188. w00lly

  189. threadbec

  190. frauleinkatrina

  191. EagleStrike

  192. aquaduck

  193. monroe20

  194. Bluberry72

  195. eyerz

  196. scao

  197. Snaggletoofer

  198. AccessDenier

  199. Neuroplastcicty

  200. drewfarr

  201. voodazz

  202. psykomakia

  203. jwanderful

  204. saylore

  205. pio1976

  206. lee_klein

  207. toastedcheese86

  208. biotwist

  209. Algi

  210. deboraborialis

  211. just_shut_up

  212. Jynister

  213. Efunk2332

  214. marvie1980

  215. MoogieOBrien

  216. Wendymoon

  217. bcrider

  218. Muk3

  219. killertoothbrush

  220. LeCreator

  221. soloyo

  222. eoin3

  223. thedeetzes

  224. panda99

  225. Ffestra

  226. keeying

  227. HandsomeJake

  228. Heartson

  229. asabling

  230. FunnyMoney

  231. diogenes57

  232. robotwaste

  233. YouThoreauLikeAGirl

  234. robertkarpati

  235. YAISH2

  236. Mountain_Gnome

  237. Manibou.

  238. Supra_Vista

  239. moijejoue

  240. 8randon

  241. isthistaken

  242. Diffaract

  243. orngeturtl

  244. siouxfairy

  245. beckykingston

  246. Ethan722

  247. 69stang

  248. laurastead

  249. Julie_Ocean

  250. mitchellp

  251. timerunning

  252. bornd

  253. thecocojam
    254*. CharlesFesta

  254. DerekNeuland

  255. Einsteinic_Rocket

  256. Dezmoulin

  257. morozinka

  258. j_u_l_i_a

  259. numbsock

  260. jossyboy

  261. Congolia_Breckenridge

  262. atypical69

  263. maiabh

  264. craftyjacket

  265. eskope

  266. Nathaliv

  267. sigur_ros

  268. RobynsWolvesOfNight

  269. Red_Rafael

  270. ChrisDB

  271. scenetk421

  272. addu

  273. tadstick

  274. Boycey

  275. spacelaugh

  276. dirkandries

  277. tasha911

  278. xtiffany

  279. Disgruntled_Pacifist

  280. MadIron

  281. zeppelin_fox

  282. dac101

  283. IvanSaysOh

  284. Lagraphix_Designs

  285. rajmahall

  286. Amory_Morton

  287. livesintheboonies

  288. Jake_Friedman

  289. quick_brown_fox

  290. m_2_designs

  291. Akiga

  292. omarvino

  293. theshrooponodon

  294. quiroz

  295. Lolita_Lace

  296. Jnski

  297. korbana_anna

  298. joelan19

  299. WBFresh

  300. hyuugurt

  301. thirteendaisies

  302. 77degrees

  303. ADevilLogician

  304. ScruffyHerbert

  305. shawncoons

  306. Sonjuhs

  307. Dr_Kittycakes

  308. SenseForPence

  309. postpaper

  310. scottishboy

  311. CrazypantsJones

  312. rjenat12

  313. DismantleDesign

  314. beebej

  315. jonny_debt/slogans

  316. SereneBear

  317. Drewdle

  318. Theo86

  319. Zombie_Abe_Lincoln

  320. Mr aisa

  321. jessedavies

  322. Daniel_Newman

  323. TallBob

  324. miggyzebra

  325. AweAndWonder

  326. poylie

  327. Wylie_Knowords

  328. Ernesto_cam

  329. hootmonkey

  330. potternerds

  331. Olimpus

  332. persiankitten

  333. Shadyjibes

  334. RunningGorgon

  335. robber_ducky

  336. ThePokerWife

  337. KoTsan

  338. chriscross977

  339. penumbrae

  340. salman_rvf

  341. Cosmic Rick

  342. NoReplys

  343. yurilobo

  344. bandy

  345. Mr_MacGuffin

  346. inkdummy

  347. YCee

  348. ashleybrake

  349. harshareddy

  350. suksmo

  351. huy_picca

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Kim456

voted yours dbrv11

good point spam

bygrinstow
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Spam69 on May 31 '09 at 6:25pm
As far as I know there isn't a protocol and I try to score everything (pos or neg) because I think that's the honest thing to do. I won't vote for something if I don't like it or just to reciprocate a favour. I prefer honest assessments otherwise we are all going to end up with high scoring crap slogans which kind of defeats the whole purpose of sloganeering IMO.

dbrv11

Kim456, I have voted on yours.

Kim456

thanks dbrv11

adorablepancreas

i have a couple more new ones. they're not doing so well right now, but does anyone have any feedback?

staffell
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Spam69 on May 31 '09 at 6:25pm
As far as I know there isn't a protocol and I try to score everything (pos or neg) because I think that's the honest thing to do. I won't vote for something if I don't like it or just to reciprocate a favour. I prefer honest assessments otherwise we are all going to end up with high scoring crap slogans which kind of defeats the whole purpose of sloganeering IMO.


very well said dave

Switz213

My new favorite slogan:
"Wanna see my G-String? I play guitar."

rbthatcher
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THANK YOU ALL FOR THE EARLY CONGRATS!!! I had to go back a few pages to read whats been going on this weekend 'cause I was out hiking and playing outside!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK...AND SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

rossmat8
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Nope no voting protocol. If I like something I vote I'd wear it, if I hate it I vote omg, no. If I don't love it or hate it I don't vote. I never vote omg, no on something that isn't terrible. And I never vote I'd wear it on bad slogans.

The_Lakehead

thx for adding me.
i'm going through others stuff now

rossmat8
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Welcome new people and congrats Reed!

rbthatcher
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Thanks Ross! Didn't see THAT one coming...and it doesn't look to shabby either. I was convinced it would look more GIRLY than it turned out...it's still slightly feminine, but I guess it won't be my only baby blue tee!

rossmat8
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Yeah man it came out a lot better than I expected.

Switz213

"WWJD if HE was drowning?"
Yeah.. Then you realize religion is f**ked. lol J/K

I think my slogans are getting better :\

Switz213

okay I changed it a bit
"When drowning, Think. WWJD"

rossmat8
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Dude avoid religion it won't do well.

Switz213

Yeah thats what I figured. But I thought it was clever. Why not use Threadless as my own notebook.

Switz213

And might I quote.
Jehovah's Witnesses tell really long knock knock jokes
of 95 votes, 73% like it

But I doubt they will ever print it.

rossmat8
rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Yeah that's 1 for 8 for religion jokes for me. I know 100% they won't print it, but I have a lot of sure non-prints that I keep just for my own and other's amusement.

rossmat8
rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Brought 2 slogans back from the dead at the very bottom of my page. 1 is really really really dumb, but so is the other one. I don't know help me decide whether to keep them alive or bury them for good.

Kim456

voted them ross....uranus is ok the mums and dads reads a bit clunky imo but i have been writing an essay based on freudian theory so my brain is toast

Kim456

voted switz

smartkat

Rossmat8 - I like your prodigy one - if that is one of the resurrected slogans? Voted.

Spam - Preserve our endangered species - pickle the pandas didn't do that well so I deleted it. I thought the greenies may think I was into alternative chinese medicine or something.

Welcome to the new people!

Bonnie76

Ross, if you are here, check your email...

Kim456

voted lakehead
got a couple of new ones up

JBWell

Caught Up/Voted For:

Nintechno - hey! I forgot I have your bear hug shirt! I still have to upload the picture. congrats again!

Reed rbthatcher- Congrats on the shirt!!
It does remind me of a cloud to rest your head on.


JBWell

Naive Blog Question:
I hit "watch this" blog. but does it/or where or how does it tell you when the blog has been updated?

JBWell

votes for:
flyyeslandno
matrixshade
superryan
gerbechno- makes me laugh!
murky78- really creative stuff!

JBWell

evan3 - ha- I have a nursery rhyme one too but I'm gonna delete it..(I Promise) Its a little dark- teehee-
Once Upon a Time there was a homewrecker named Goldilocks

yeah- there are some slogs I know I need to say goodbye to! but I personally like some of them even though they don't score. I still want to do a shirt with this! :

Wanna See My Severed Head Collection? :)

It's not Tless material. but I like it.

Spam69

Laura I'm starting to think I should put all my slogans to you before subbing. You're much better @ wording than I am. :) Thanks as usual.

Reed - Big congrats man - well deserved.

HaloGirl

I spent most of the weekend prepping the house for adopting a kitten or two, so I'm really behind on voting and reading the blogs. A few notes:

Reed - Congrats on the print!!

Kim - Love "fashion police" and "onomatopoeia"

ShawnLogan - lots of funny ones; especially like "impatient," "indifferent," and "vices" (which I think is underrated)

Kittilicks - "Forget apples" is great

Staffell - "Take my advice" is nice. I like the idea of "piece of the action" but think it could use some tweaking - it feels wordy right now.

Spam69 on May 31 '09 at 6:25pm:
As far as I know there isn't a protocol and I try to score everything (pos or neg) because I think that's the honest thing to do. I won't vote for something if I don't like it or just to reciprocate a favour. I prefer honest assessments otherwise we are all going to end up with high scoring crap slogans which kind of defeats the whole purpose of sloganeering IMO.
-- I thought I was the only one who felt this way. Relieved to know I'm not alone.

ShawnLogan's "dogma" slogan inspired me to the following:
My dogma keeps chasing your karma.
Is it different enough to post myself? Has it already been done/overdone?

Spam69

dbrv11 - There are plenty of fish in the sea, if fish are your type.

kittilicks forget the apples; what do i eat to keep the cops away?

Thanks for highlighting both of these Laura - will vote

Spam69

Thanks halo - Looks like it resonated with a few people. Good luck with the kittens. What have you named them?

Re - subbed slogan per Lauras suggestion.

Spam69

love that moment of 100%...when I'm the only one who has voted on my slogan.

haha - yeah that's the time to take it out of the running.

JBWell

goliath- voted on your new ones! good luck with your teaching,
You were in NYC! No way- my chance to see a person wearing a Tless shirt in person and I missed it! :) glad you love the city-
hows jersey treating you?

JBWell

S.Logan: I oranged up your page pretty well-there's a lot there!

JBWell

staffel- welcome back! ornaged up a few more on your page ! I like :
Never Kick A Man When He's Down. Pick Him Up First.
and a few more newer ones!

niras- welcome! voted :)

Bonnie76

JBwell, are you in Europe somewhere?

JBWell

Spam & Halo, Ross- I'm relieved to find out that people don't vote yes if they don't like it just to return a favor- I was thinking about that the other day that it would be a big waste of other people's time. I'm glad to hear it- I LOVE voting for people so it's nice to know I can still be Real and supportive but not fake or just passing favors. you're right- it would all just come down to how many votes you can collect or how great your exposure is- .I don't vote OMG no to anyone, I figure by my not voting on it is enough. and vote for the ones I love. Besides, whose face doesn't get a little brighter when you see your favorite slogans start to rise? and I always go way to the bottom of anyones page- no matter how l-o-o-n-g. because there are always hidden gems that deserve to be up top :)

You Guys Rock! :)

JBWell

Spam & Halo, Ross- I'm relieved to find out that people don't vote yes if they don't like it just to return a favor- I was thinking about that the other day that it would be a big waste of other people's time. I'm glad to hear it- I LOVE voting for people so it's nice to know I can still be Real and supportive but not fake or just passing favors. you're right- it would all just come down to how many votes you can collect or how great your exposure is- .I don't vote OMG no to anyone, I figure by my not voting on it is enough. and vote for the ones I love. Besides, whose face doesn't get a little brighter when you see your favorite slogans start to rise? and I always go way to the bottom of anyones page- no matter how l-o-o-n-g. because there are always hidden gems that deserve to be up top :)

You Guys Rock! :)

JBWell

Oh No! Why did that do that! Sorry People!! :(

Hey Bonnie (Party Cake Glasses : )
How are ya doin'? No I'm in Long Island, NY. I worked in NYC for over 10 yrs and now I go there for F_U_N !! :) takes only 1/2hr.
So you're in UK now-? I saw you lived in Arizona at one point! I'd love to see what it's like out there!
I'm in Taz's bedroom! He's sick the whole weekend and starting to worry me! I watched him last night and now he's sleeping again but I can't keep his fever down..:(

evan3
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JBWell
this is good

Warning: Do not approach for Jokes or Directions. Both end badly.

and typetees hasnt printed a warning shirt yet....

HaloGirl

Spam - I like the reworked "collective responsibility."

As for kitten(s)... My husband and I can't seem to agree on any names yet; we're waiting until we pick the cat(s) to decide for sure. I like non-human names that are connected to my interests (like Bodoni and Bezier). One of my husband's suggestions is "Indy" and "Jones," but I only like "Indy" 'cause I used to live there.

Bonnie76

Oh Wow! Yes, I miss the desert.
I thought you might be in Europe, I guess you are up late.early?
My son has already been really ill a couple of times this year. Its this age. Hope he feels better soon, poor baby!

JBWell

Hey Evan! Thanks! I keep waiting for them to pick something from you! I still like the :
I Throw Parties At People

Halo- still liking your :
Reach for your dreams! Unless you have a habit of sleepwalking.
Aww! I can't wait to hear what you name the kittens! I have to keep talking myself down from getting another pet -of any kind! Because I would have an Ark here.

oh yeah- Ark-
Ross- how's the Ark and Bouncer idea coming along? I thought that was pretty sweet! I could see that definitely on a shirt.

jess4002
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got a chance to vote on Bonnie76, rossmat8, Spam69, Brightwood, JBWell, staffell, Kim456, bygrinstow, smartkat, rbthatcher, HaloGirl and evan3. whew!

evan3
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thanks JBwell for your comment
and jess for voting
i pray every time i check my email to receive a congrats letter from threadless

it just takes time....

evan3
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jess voted on a bunch of slogans
you really are a great sloganeer

Spam69

JBwell - thanks for the comment earlier and I lurve this :
Warning: Do not approach for Jokes or Directions. Both end badly.

Switz123 - I like your WWJD slogan and I disagree with Ross a little. Threadless have printed 3 0r 4 relgious design / parodies before now so I don't see why they would stay clear of slogans as long as it was good. If you have enough characters I would try an unabbreviated version though to see if it faired better. You have a few other gems as well although my advice would be to clear the decks a little and delete some of your low scorers.

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