Nerd Ammo Belt
A nerd needs a place to store all his ammunition. What better place than a sweet bandolier? Complete with usb drives, flashlight, kleenex, iphone, pens, hand sanitizer, an asthma inhaler, and of course a calculator.
Other specialized models would be custom to a nerd's specific interests, such as Star Wars, LOTR, WOW, Warhammer, Naruto, and so on.
And this is a t-shirt of that awesome idea.
Any improvements would be helpful.