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Just keep swimming...
Lol third sperm and egg design I've seen today, but I like this one the best x]
I love it!
did you know that some beetles and flies have giant individual sperm cells that are longer than their own body?
Now I do! Thanks! (Seriously, I'm a trivia nerd).
And I like the glow around the sperm.
why would I want to wear sperm?
This is SO hilarious! I'd totally wear this! I dig the pink ovary (i assume ovary) and the sperms faces!
Sperm seems to be popular these days...
hahahaha! id give this shirt to a friend... shes pregnant and it be hilarious if she were 8 months along and wearing this shirt.....
I imagine that would be an egg
HAHA... It's funny, but I wouldn't wear it.
I would make the egg bigger
LAWL, I like your thumbnail, Fable.
You should have submitted this (and PEW PEW) to the JOT competition.
lol @ albino tadpoles
youve probably never had sex in your life. go off and try it for a while, but stop designing shirts
i really like the egg design.
hahahah how cutely anatomical
by the way, please vote for my slogans. sorry for the shameless self promotion, only vote for the ones you like!
the egg should be bigger. but i love the idea. those are the cutest sperms and egg i have ever seen!