Krimson's Wannabe 365 Slogan-Blog: October 4th update
Alright, so I know I am a tad late to get into this, but I just started getting into sloganeering and I figured I could try to catch up. I will probably post a handful a day, or at least try. Mostly, I want to do this to force myself to keep practicing slogan writing. However, getting to know the threadless bloggers and hearing their suggestions is a side-benefit.
Standard rules apply, Bolded lines are still in the fight. To vote either click the slogans tab, or Here. Anyways, here goes the nonsense:
Also, If you would like to work with me on a Collab, please check out my Collab-idea page at Krimson's Collab Corner.
Toast: Come over to the dark side.
Entomologists are always Bugging Me.
My Glass Contains Half Its Capacity.
Tofu: It's People!
Librarians just don't give a shhhhh.
End finger-gun violence.
My other quandary is a conundrum.
I'm not lost, I just like surprises.
Shoot baskets, not junk.
I didn't schedule time to be spontaneous today.
You can't spell Education without Education.
September 6th, 2010
French people just don't give a crêpe.
I did a cannonball in the gene pool.
I'm pretty important on the Internet.
A Rose by any other name would be Rosa eglanteria.
My train of thought is derailed.
You've dammed up my steam of consciousness.
I'm not crazy, I just have an inner monologue.
August 14, 2010
I may not be an Optometrist, but you are good looking.
Editors follow the law to the letter.
August 10, 2010
The anticipation is...
You should see the other guy. He's completely fine.
July 30th, 2010
She blinded me with science... and mace.
Magic: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Unicorns make jousting more efficient.
Since I first saw you through my binoculars, I knew I was in love
Hey I realized I kinda flaked on this, so here is a whole bunch of slogans to make up for it, and I will be adding more to finish this thing off
I'm eating for two, my imaginary friend and me.
Slogans: The Perfect Excuse for Ogling.
Asterisks: The Poor Man's Star. *
Everything is better without pants.
Zombies created the first Hearts and Minds campaign.
The Sky is the Limit: Crushing the dreams of Aspiring Astronauts
Pirates: The First Equal Opportunity Employer.
Carpenters love board games.
Rectangles are too hip to be square.
I'm with awesome. (Arrow pointing upwards)
A rose by any other name would be improperly classified.
I invented the less politically correct, "Hungry Hungry Hobo"
Puns are the Crack of the Literary World.
My Ego: Something so big, only I can carry it.
There is no problem in life that cannot be solved by hot sauce.
Halloween Catchup Edition!
I'm marinating in my creative juices.
Ive been eating dots and chasing ghosts since you were in diapers
Clown violence is no laughing matter.
Personally, I welcome our Intergalactic Overlords.
Whistling while you work is bad advice for mimes.
Thesaurus: Brainiest of all the Dinosaurs.
The TV told me that brainwashing is wrong.
I'd give you my two cents if you can break a twenty.
Squirrels Drive me Nuts
Occam's Razor is terrible for shaving.
Wiccan, all the fun without being burned at the stake.
All sorts of stuff forced a hiatus
Sanity is slowly driving me crazy.
I don't talk to myself, It is a monologue.
The Alvin Parson Project.
Being too cool for school gets you into Community College
I got my degree in business from Monopoly.
Cannibalism is just recycling in action.
Asteroids were the first Rock Stars.
Mockingbirds are Blatant Plagiarizers.
If at first you don't succeed, rethink your career as a surgeon
Down with Helvetica (in hand-script font)
Risk taught me all I need to know to take over the world.
Work: crushing dreams one deadline at a time.
AC/DC: helping dropouts fill out multiple-choice tests since 1973
Amnesia: Even if you have it, you won't remember.
I Lurk the Web Like a Ninja.
Irony is a dish best served hilarious.
My Other Race Car is a Palindrome.
The Supermarket had a two-for-one sale on Crime Fighters.
War is never the answer, except sometimes on History tests.
Puppies: Nature's Anti-Depressant.
Artichokes are the Porcupines of the vegetable world.
A spoonful of sugar does not help the insulin go down.
16 and 25 Agree, It is Hip to be Square.
Eating Caterpillars Gives Me Butterflies in my Stomach
Goths Are Proof that the Dark Ages are Making a Comeback.
Pegasus: The Original Hybrid.
August 24, 25
Simon Says is Mind Control in Disguise
I Wanted To Be A Surgeon, But I Just Couldn't Cut It.
If you can't say something nice, you are probably a jerk.
Let's get down with Gravity!
Save the endangered O'RLY? Owl.
The Zombie Nation Will Rise Again
Real life has the best special effects.
Yelling: It's the next best thing to being right.
I don't know what a placebo is, but I like it.
Zombies always bite the hand that feeds.
No man is an Island, but some men are Peninsulas
My favorite color is invisible to the human eye.
I strive for perfection, even in mediocrity.
Mimes always win Silent Auctions
Halloween is a massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dentists.
I always believed it was butter.
Talk is cheap, unless you are a therapist.
Pillows are fighting for peace.
Mispronouncing words is a major fox paws.
Saturn and Neptune have a Plutonic friendship.
Origami: The Ancient Art of Recycling
Pessimists Live Every Day Like it is Their Last.
You Only Die Once, So Make Sure You Die Doing Something Awesome.
Car pools are not nearly as fun as they sound.
I gave that Brain Surgeon a Piece of my Mind.
Time Travelers hate to take life one day at a time.
Mood Swings make Terrible Playground Equipment
Political Science: We swear it is a real Science.
Multi-Tasking helps me Drive and Yell at the same Time.
Paperclips: Staples for people who are afraid of commitment.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I can't spare any.
Jumping on Beds is More Fun When You Sleep on a Trampoline.
Stoners get a higher education.
I Never Seem to Finish my...
Time Travel is the way of the future.
Circuses: The First Equal Opportunity Employers
Ice Cream Trucks: Teaching Kids to Accept Treats from Strangers
You have nothing to live for unless you have something to die for
My Way and the Highway Happen to be the Same Way
I am not Left-Wing or Right-Wing. I am Politically Ambidextrous.
The Metric System Just Doesn't Measure Up.
The End is Always Nigh.
I Never Lie. You Can Even Ask My Pet Dragon.
Antarctica, It is where the cool people are.
Courting is like Stalking, except with flowers.
A Restraining Order means that she is just playing hard to get
I Never Lie. My Pants are on Fire for Entirely Different Reasons.
The secret to my success involves several felonies.
Books have many uses, such as propping up your TV.
If you can read this, my invisibility cloak is malfunctioning.
Science is just Magic disguised by Numbers.
I'd give one of my eyes to be a Pirate.
If Silence is Golden, then Awkward Situations are a Commodity
Insanity is the Father of Invention
Talk is Cheap, but Parrots are expensive.
An Eye for an Eye Explains Why All Pirates Have Eyepatches
The Metric System is Taking Over the World, Meter by Meter.
I don't believe in reverse psychology and neither should you.
Hypothermia: All the cool kids are doing it
Live Dangerously, Talk to Strangers
I got this wicked tan from surfing the internet
Warning: Surfing the net will not result in muscles and a tan.
The Conspiracy Theorists are working together
Do you have a Creative License for that Pencil?
Awesomeness: The Cure for Modesty
May 22-25th - Birthday!
Arsonist is such an ugly word. I prefer Fire Enthusiast.
People in Glass Houses Should Wear More Clothes.
Live Dangerously, Run With Scissors.
Even fish know that you should stay in school
Rome wasn't built in a day, because the Romans were slow builders
Rome wasn't built in a day, but then again, neither was Detroit
I can talk to Animals. They just can't understand me.
When will there be peace between Ninjas and Pirates?
Acrophobics can't take the high road.
An Apple a day keeps Steve Jobs in business.
Dumpster Diving is a Serious Sport
Deja Vu: It's Like you have read this before. (on and front/back)
It is all fun and games until you get a job
Walk like an egyptian, dance like a robot.
Running with Scissors Cuts Through Alot of Red Tape
I control time with the aid of a stop watch
Power Napping Saves Energy
Laughter is the Best Medicine is Clown Propaganda
The Blog ate the rest of my enteries before this one?! bah, please check out my page for older slogans!!
Started December 17, 2008