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The people who do fake accounts:

You are this guy:


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This is you in an IRL social situation:


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Bramish
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Haha. Agreed.

littlem

hAHHAhaha

jpiatt
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So, people with fake accounts are stars of always hilarious British comedy?

MarioCastle

i'ma wanna putta pusghetti sauce onna yous meataballs and massage them until daybreak! c'mere!

Simon Cowell

Fake accounts are NOT GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!

Randy Jackson

I don't know dawg. Some of em got that yo factor dude. No doubt!

radiostaticstar


and suddenly,
"when the whistle blows", from Extra's,
makes sooo much more sense right now...

MarioCastle

if yous don't gimme some lovin, i'ma dippa yous balls inna moltena lava!

TastesLikeGrandpa

Kids today don't know nothin' about nothin' when it comes to fake accounts. I'll tell ya..back in my day, fake accounts used to be funny. Not only that but they did really awesome subs.

corey9

i dunno. fake accounts always seem to make this place more fun

ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHERE PEOPLE TALK IN ALL CAPS

King_Midas

You have to love gold.

Doug Manchest

Some of these guys need to grow some hair on their manchest.

MarioCastle

she looka like a sausage for my pusghetti! i'ma only want one sausage inna this relationship.

Gar0
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jesus...Maggie Gyllenhall has really let herself go.

Chipmnk

What'd I miss?

aled
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jpiatt on Sep 26 '08 at 10:00am
So, people with fake accounts are stars of always hilarious British comedy?


Someone is feeling the burn. :)

zonmi

you tell em zizter

Phiffer

What about all the "mi" accounts?

zonmi

zonmi izz the only mi that matterz

so_simple

this isn't a fake account, it's a "NEW!!" account.
sorry I can't put a lame burst around new....

littlem

is that what it's gonna be like when we meet, fartheed? you, laughing at all your own jokes? and me, trying to get away?

aled
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zonmi is ok, because she is sonmi's 'Slim Shady'.

awaits comment from 'Slim Shady' account

Marcus Theatres

I still ain't showing Cloverfield, mother fuckers

skeev

I endorse this on every 2nd Tuesday.

aled
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I wanted to post the one of Colin getting his glow-in-the-dark cock out at the office party. I think that sums up fake accounts really well... Dark room, glowing cock swinging around screaming 'look at me!'...

Nobody knows for sure whose little glowing member it is, but most people have a pretty good idea, and wish they'd put it away and switch the lights back on.

phones

lolza true dat

WarDrobeInSpareOom

radiostaticstar on Sep 26 '08 at 10:06am

and suddenly,
"when the whistle blows", from Extra's,
makes sooo much more sense right now...




HA!

courtney pie

i met littlem. she's not fake.

that fatheed character seems sheisty tho

littlem

yeah, she's right. i'm not a faker nor a double-taker. i'm a troublemaker

outline
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Hi, I'm Liz (hello liz). I'm a fake-account addict. I once had a fake account for about a year. (been there, man!)

I've now been fake-account-free for 14 months. (clap clap).

I feel that I can have fun on the blogs with fake-accounts! (you go sister!)

thank you.

againstbound
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zonmi is ok, because she is sonmi's 'Slim Shady'.

awaits comment from 'Slim Shady' account


Don't you mean Slim Shami?

d3d
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i've never had one but i've been accused of being a couple of them.

aled
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Haha. I'm glad you've taken this opportunity to come forward, tesco.

Anyone else want to come out of the fake account closet?

This is now an amnesty.

jpiatt
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I've been accused of being TastesLikeGrandpa....

I don't know where anyone got that Idea!

Omair

fake accounts are mentally stupid.

Dr. Wily

I'm sending Guts Man to come tear down your house.

Miimi

needs moar mi's

jayrawz
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the REAL jayrawz account...

radiostaticstar

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Sep 26 '08 at 2:57pm
:) i had no point of reference for that, i've watched a good amount of british shows, but never seen anything quite like that.

as for fake accounts,
for the longest time i though squirelgirl was one...
or was she?

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