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Sweet, Sweet Lovin'

I'm making a CD filled with songs that you wanna get it on to.
It's fun. But now I'm feeling totally ready to rock, and there is no one to rock with.
And I should be packing because I move in a day and a half back to school.


It's a Friday night! How is everyone???

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iPear

I was just thinking, how come people don't smile when they're having sex...

pinkelephants

Because you're supposed to be making the O face.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

iPear

if people smiled more during sex, I wouldn't be so scared of penises and vaginas.

Mike4507

Good job on saying penis and vagina, Omair.

I usually say tube steak and meat cave.

pinkelephants

I'd smile if I actually got to use this playlist when I'm doin it.

I need me a nice little alt-hipster boy so he can appreciate it too, however. If I would have tried this with my ex I think he would have gotten the opposite of ready to rock.

iPear

I was just going to say Penis at first.

...

but that's gay.

and I'm not really that gay.

only in my dreams when I'm kissing people on the dicks.

whisper in water

Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:02am
Good job on saying penis and vagina, Omair.

I usually say tube steak and meat cave.


AHAHAHAH OMFG TUBE STEAK AND MEAT CAVE!!!

Pizazz

yes, I would like to see this playlist for... ahem... observational reasons.

Mike4507

Omair you make me laugh.


in the pants.

iPear

Mike, you make me shoot semen.


from my mouth.


it's not really semen, either, it's just drool.

I was trying to parody you.

...

this is weird.

pinkelephants

It's, like, 40 songs, which will never, ever happen all the way through.
But it starts out with slow jams and then picks up. So if you want slow, you start from the beginning, or you can go straight to the middle and rock it.

It features hits such as:
Gravity- John Mayer (but anything off of Continuum will work, it's so sexy bluesy)
Last Request and Lovin' You- Paolo Nutini (also any song off this CD will work, as he is a sexy man)
My Wicked Way- Ben Taylor
We Looked Like Giants- Death Cab
Lay Lady Lay- Bob Dylan

and then to sample the faster, funner stuff
Bump N Grind- R Kelly
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off- Panic! At The Disco
Clothes off- Gym Class Heros
Crazy Bitch- Buckcherry
Bedroom Talk- The Starting Line
Bad Touch- Bloodhound Gang

iPear

man, that bob dylan, he just makes me want to have sex.

pinkelephants

Lay Lady Lay is a sexy song!

You just blew your chances at getting laid tonight Pearbear.

iPear

I already got laied like 12 times, with sailor moon. Thank the Jesus for Google Image search!

pinkelephants

oooh, good idea.
Only I prefer Ash Ketchum

iPear

ew, he's like 10. WTF?

pinkelephants

Don't let the Feds know.
I don't want to get arrested for child porn.

Mike4507

She listens to R Kelly while doing 10 year olds!

pinkelephants

It's because he stopped all of the druuuuugs for a bit. Made his voice sound nicer and stuff.

iPear

Would you like to sample my pastry?



OH man, I'm saying something that sounds dirty, while showing you pictures of my 9 month old niece. How to react! HOW TO REACT!? SENSORY OVERLOAD! SENSORY OVERLOAD!

pinkelephants

Oh my god, she's so cute.

Except I don't mean that in the pedophile way, like I'm going to want to have sex with her. I just mean she is a cute small child.

People are going to think I'm a pedophile from now on. I was totally joking about the Ash Ketchum thing though.

Steve The Great

but srsly...it's a good thing a look like i'm 15



WINK WINK

pinkelephants

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!!

That's libel. I can sue you.

pinkelephants

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEE!!!!
Ohemgee!

pinkelephants

Nothing sugah!

Where are you going to be going to school this semester? lol

iPear

:O

pinkelephants

Sweet!


Pearbear, why are you doing the blowjob face?

Steve The Great

because he is receiving a blow job

Mike4507

:O ~~~ C====3

Steve The Great

I lose track of omair's sexual escapades

iPear

(not pictured) Sangwich.

pinkelephants

That's so disturbing. What happened to the good ole days when :) was a proper emoticon?

Mike4507

8=====D ~~~ :)

pinkelephants

Who is Big Black?
And why is he moving in on my turf? I'm supposed to be bringing sexy back!

iPear

Rob and Big.

Mike4507

Who is Big Black?

I will now not have the sex with you.

pinkelephants

Sorry, I just watched a hell of a lot of Tila Tequila and ANTM this year. I don't think I've ever caught an episode of that.

celery

i totally agree with the death cab

pinkelephants

Mike doesn't want to have the sex with Lindsey anyway, because Lindsey lives too far away and he's a pansy ass.

Mike4507

I will be having the sex with Chris whether he likes it or not!

pinkelephants

Need a third party?

I'm listening to my mix. And it's on Caress Me Down. And you can't help but wanna get naked to that song. And then laugh

Mike4507

And then they punched you in the gut and stormed out.

Isn't that what sex is?

pinkelephants

Relax, I've never ACTUALLY gotten naked to that song, therefore I've never laughed. But I'd imagine I would laugh. So maybe I should take the song off....

kayceislost

i need a hug.


someone give me a hug.



seriously.

Mike4507

I punch guts from the inside.

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