Dear public servants, (republicans and democrats), partisanship sucks. You can't perform your best when you're wearing 2 right shoes or 2 left gloves. There's a lot of stuff to fix around here. You're supposed to be working for the people not donkeys and pachyderms. United we stand, it's in the pledge, look it up.
Simulated process print, water based ink would work best, I think. Should be 5 screens, white, 2 blues, red, and gray.