Dammit Veggie Burger!
In 1972 a veggie burger was sent to prison by a catering court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security freezer to the kitchen underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survive as an imitation of some really greasy hamburgers. If this happen to you before, if you bit in one by accident, thinking it was a real hamburger, maybe you can stop and think that veggie burgers have feelings too.
This vegetarian hamburger is made from vegetables, dairy, soy-derived textured vegetable protein (sowwy) and other awesome stuff you can smoke.