Dammit Veggie Burger!

  • by Monkey X
  • posted Jul 14, 2008
  • 35 Comments

In 1972 a veggie burger was sent to prison by a catering court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security freezer to the kitchen underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survive as an imitation of some really greasy hamburgers. If this happen to you before, if you bit in one by accident, thinking it was a real hamburger, maybe you can stop and think that veggie burgers have feelings too.



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This vegetarian hamburger is made from vegetables, dairy, soy-derived textured vegetable protein (sowwy) and other awesome stuff you can smoke.

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Monkey X
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In 1972 a veggie burger was sent to prison by a catering court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security freezer to the kitchen underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survive as an imitation of some really greasy hamburgers. If this happen to you before, if you bit in one by accident, thinking it was a real hamburger, maybe you can stop and think that veggie burgers have feelings too.

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This vegetarian hamburger is made from vegetables, dairy, soy-derived textured vegetable protein (sowwy) and other awesome stuff you can smoke.

ir0cko
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hahah. nice.

chelly

the kind w/o the text on the face kinda doesn't make sense. very funny.

NotJustAPoeticFace

Go for the version on the right, and you've got my vote.

I ate a veggie burger once... and I'm still in counselling.

gore.babyy

BAHA I think this is amazing. :D

walmazan
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hahaha, I like it!

MooCowMoo

Veggie burgers are disgusting XD The text is necessary, otherwise the shirt doesn't make sense.

Merzi

Yeah, the text on the right is most definitely the more funny version! I love this! 5$

FRICKINAWESOME
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man, I've had this mistake happen to me. Probably not by mistake but to try to see if i could taste the difference. Duh. LOVE the typography as well, such amazing mouth and angry face lines and the half eaten vegburg as well as what it is saying is beyond the cuteness zone for me!

4$

ELNA

!!!

roadkill3d
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Bwahhahahaha! irresistable! 5555

thedarrien

hah! I love veggie burgers and this shirt. $5

zipperking
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yes!!!!!!!!!!

goldensara

LOL. this happens to me all the time. so much disappointment.

bsmana
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love it. great sub!

little miss shortie.

i like it with the text
and i really like the design...even though i love veggie burgers...

trindli

take the colour from slide 1 as shirt colour and you got my 5$

so_simple

I know this feeling all too well.
Always enjoy your stuff!

puffins

hahahahah that's the worst...when you bite a burger expecting it to be real and then it's only veggie.....

es0teric

boca burgers r delicious

ISABOA
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this is so cool - the way you did the guy eating the veggieburger

smartguy! - 5

Z35

The first shirtcolour $5

Cichan

hehe nice. Yeah, would be better in olive green, but as I remember, there is no kind of that in the eligible colors :3

Monkey X
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I encourage mutual understanding between veggie burgers and meat lovers. I have nothing against any of those two.

ends statement
handshake, photo-op

WhitneyBeth
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hahahahhaa. this is awesome.

Joelnz
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nice one!

wearebrainstorm

Text kicks ass. Love the hand done type...

starr226
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I love Monkey X

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