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TO HEED YOUR CALL, I AM HERE!


I have been pre-occupied with the hapless as of late


BUT I HAVE RETURNED!!


AND FOR THOSE IN NEED, MAKE HASTE AND SHOUT TO ME "CAPTAIN CAPTAIN" AND I WILL BE THERE

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Paula Abdul

OH NO YOU DID'ENT

Captain Critique

YES I DID!

BACK OFF BITCHO, THIS IS THE WESTERN FRONT

MY TERRITORY!

Paula Abdul

I think you mean you're, sweetie. Nice try though.

Paula Abdul

I DO NOT OWN A WELCOME.

Paula Abdul

I do not want your welcome.

Captain Critique

TO BAD, YOU'RE HOLDING IT AND I DON'T WANT IT BACK

SO NYEH!

Paula Abdul

I'll nyeh your face.

Captain Critique

I HAVE HELMET

DO YOUR WORST VILE FIEND!

Paula Abdul

That helmet only covers your head. I said face.

Captain Critique

BUT I AM MUCH TALLER THAN YOU!!

AND YOU HAVE SHORT ARMS

AND I AM TRAINED IN SELF DEFENSE

I AM NOT WORRIED

loopyom

CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN! Paula Abdul is being a meenie

Paula Abdul

I have spiked heels!

Captain Critique

I HAVE LEATHER USA BOOTS

AND MY REFLEXES ARE NOT SLOWED BY VODKA

I HAVE THE UPPER HAND

Paula Abdul

Did someone say vodka?

Captain Critique

I HAS BEEN A WHILE ON THE BATTLEFIELD SINCE I HAVE HAD WOMANTOUCH - MEYBE WE TRADE FOR POPOV?

Paula Abdul

I was on the phone.

Captain Critique

OH WHAT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?!


COCKTEASE!

SoulfumeInc

Hi Paula. Lookin hote.

ISABOA
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Yeah, Paula was all over the Captain yesterday

shirtflirt

this is why the rain stinks

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