The Existential Angst of the Sea-Worn Pebble

And in the sea there is a fish,

A fish that has a secret wish,

A wish to be a big cactus

With a pink flower on it.

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And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.


hahaha! i drew a face exactly like this on my friend last month!


Oh, this is great! Love the textures on the rock




Kimya dawson? awsome tee

Monkey III
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This is awesome!
I don't trust the pebble though --
One day he willl use others as a stepping stone!


He he he... love this :o)


i agree with Monkey, that pebble has shifty eyes!


I like this! great job, I like the style!

not quite dead

this is too great,
i'm digging the art
and the text.

you seriously
just made my day.


XD funny! $5


I'm not a grammarian, but I think the conditional if requires a subjunctive were- as in "if I were an oscar meyer wiener" or "life would be sweet if i weren't a pebble"

Sweet shirt, though. $5


... Its... cute! 5 for bein a pebble!


haha davidsfthread that was my one nitpick. otherwise, awesome!


samesies. and i actually like the way "weren't a pebble" flows better than "wasn't a pebble". so woot. i likes

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I am a grammarian but this pebble, alas, is not. Rudely schooled, with only the sound of the crashing waves as his master, our poor pebulous protagonist must go through life without knowing the correct construction of a conditional clause. Pity him, dear reader, pity him!


woah, i want this. $5 :D

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Ha! I do pity this poor, un-schooled pebble. But anyway, this is what he's thinking and grammar doesn't strictly apply to thoughts or spoken words. I mean, just imagine how awkward it would sound if people spoke in gramatically-correct sentences!


The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

I love this.

dr. loopy94

I want to bang this shirt right now.
PUHlease printttt.


oh and i love velocity's comment including kimya dawson lyrics! it rocks!!


Haha, "Tree Hugger" lyrics. Adorable shirt!


I hate to break it to our grammatically challenged friend but according to wiki a pebble is a clast of rock with a particle size of 4 to 64 millimeters. Our skull lookalike is more the size of a cobble. I mean he's bigger than that fish in the sea!


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