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Help me cast Pokemon: the live action movie.

I'll start.


William H. Macy as Professor Oak:



Your turn.

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Maltzmania
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Collin Farrel as Brock

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Dakota Fanning as Pikachu

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James Gandolfini's Head as Pokeball

Aristarchus
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I don't think Dakota Fanning's vagina is big enough for her to play the part...

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that guy as Team Rocket

V1ctorya

Joan Rivers as Mr. Mime

Hitchhiker

I'd like to think of Patton Oswalt as Pickachu.
Imagine him in one of those department store Halloween costumes:



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Stephen Hawking as The Pokedex

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Donkey Lips as Snorlax

Omair

Pet Wends


as

Gay Ree Oak

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Tom Cruise as Jolteon

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Nicole Ritche as Mewtwo

Omair

Starry Jonas


Jynx


Her Haspant


SudoWoodo

Omair

shitfuck guy as

Lt. Surge

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Senator John Kerry as Ash Ketchum

olie!
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Suzanne Vega as Nurse Joy

sonmi
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pokeman as pokemon

olie!
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Vince Vaughn as Giovanni

Omair

Frankie Muniz


as

Lass

palosv377

bahahah I hate technology

Ellen Page should be Ash Ketchum

V1ctorya

Neil Patrick Harris and Rebecca Romijn as Jessy/James

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Chris Crocker as Misty

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and sorry dude, but Tommy Lee Jones would so make a better prof. Oak

Omair


rutger hauer

as

the great tree spirit

francischtime

lol!! ohh man! i was trying to hold the laughter in as i was reading this at work so i closed the window halfway - couldnt take it anymroe, then got home and LOL'd!

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This is still one of my favorite blogs ever

Omair



kayceislost

this blog


is so much win

Omair


whoopie goldberg as the voice of



the ghost marowak you encounter with the silph scope in the cemetery

kayceislost

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Bio-bot 9000
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Haribo candy spaghetti


as Tangela

Omair



AS



Imakuni's Doduo

Omair

and Imakuni

Omair



imakuni

olie!
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Willem Dafoe


AS

Todd

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haha this blog is hilarious!

sharkboy as brock

Omair

the fron


as

Richie


because he pretends like he doesn't think he's better than you, and he's probably gay. Also, his pikachu has bangs.

Omair



as

Omair



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