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I'M DICK FIRESTORM.VOTE 5$ OR YOU GONNA GET SCORTCH'D!
Could someone please screen cap and vectorize this entire page of comments then sub it as a shirt design? That's the shirt I want to wear.
I think DICK FIRESTORM has really captured the essence of revolution!
i love it when terrible designs are submitted...it is so fulfilling clicking the "0".
I'm still waiting for a shirt that is as good as this shirt is bad...what happened to the good old ones like Biblical Disaster and Caravan?
i might get this tattooed on my chest, it's that good
i love that no matter how bad the design and execution, if half naked girls are on it, and especially if their making out, there will be guys out there that think it amazing. if this shirt is printed it would be extremely surprised and a little disappointed in threadless to be honest
as much as i hate it... my boyfriends would probably love it to be honest
I'm afraid that if this gets printed, it'll spawn a whole new wave of Threadless designs! Kind of like how Hostel and Saw started the whole "horror porn" genre, or how Kate Moss ushered in the "heroin chic" model look! Threadless' fame for amusingly cute and quirky designs will fade away into "sex sells."
it will be a funny thing to see how threadless handles this. no doubt that this shirt will sell, but at the same time they will loose so much respect.
interesting. im waiting for the solution.
I know it's late in the day for suggesting changes, but if you could make an Aliens-style mouth thing smash thru the back of one of the lesbian's head, I'd buy a shedload.
It´s THE BEST TSHIRT ON EARTH!
I'll GIVE 5$$$$
THIS HAVE EVERYTHING SEC GIRLS FIRE SKULL AND SNAKES!
"if threadless prints this... im off. thats it, im away. this is vulgar and disgusting. keep ur porn to urself.
if i saw anyone wearing this, i would either cross to the other side of the road or run over and kick them in the balls. multiple times. this is an arsehole shirt.
besides, the artwork itself is not all that great. so cliched and boring.
sounds like someone needs to go back to their fucking hugbox, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!
no but seriously, all the nayayers need to chill out, drink some cold pbr, and rethink this design, you know, let it sink in. and if you're still on your high and mighty morals horse, well then you probably have no sense of humor. i sincerely hope mr. firestorm keeps on submitting designs to here, as they are so face melting and ahead of the times that it could inspire a whole new cultural movement.
FIRESTORM FOR PRESIDENT IN 08'!!!!
I want to wear this shirt and nothing else.
damn, that's one sexy shirt!
Harmless porno, if there is such a thing. Unimaginative teen fantasy
has anyone here ever seen 'gummo'?
LOL @ Weasel.
$4 If You Spell Satan Right.
hahahah how the hell did this get through
sweet. could you airbrush this onto the side of my harley? or hey, it would look awesome on a big rig too.
if by bad reputation points you mean badass reputation points, then i agree 100%
threadless needs to make some limited edition mud flaps for this...
bump, BUMP BUMP BUMP!
Dudes, the concept, yes, hotness. But 1, NOT THREADLESS MATERIAL, and 2, NOT EXECUTED WELL, ANYWAY. If you're going to attempt something this stereotypical, spice it up with some real artistic flavor.
I would buy this in a heartbeat
EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A FUCKIN' DESIGN EXPERT ON HERE. TANGLEDDREAMS BRO, WHY ISN'T MY DESIGN THREADLESS MATERIAL? THEY GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING DIFFERENT ONCE IN A WHILE. THEY CAN'T KEEP PRINTING DESIGNS WITH MILK CARTONS WITH SMILEY FACES AND SHIT LIKE THAT. AND WHY ISN'T MY DESIGN EXECUTED WELL? IT'S SIMPLE AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, BRO. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DSCHONES, YOU'RE A DOUCHE.
WTF is with all the lesbian daughters of Satin subs lately? Seriously?
Is there some kind of secret contest I don't know about? This is like the 7th lesbian daughters of satin sub I've seen in the last few minutes!
ew... thats all i have to say. if i wanted to see this i would watch the tv.. not on my shirt sorry. 0$
Can I have a belt tattoo print of this, please?
please show me where I can find this on tv?
"I'm afraid that if this gets printed, it'll spawn a whole new wave of Threadless designs! "
dick firestorm is the tip of the iceburg. hahahahaha wtf.
ok "dick" who ever you REALLY are im just gonna have to give you some slow motivated clapping.
i mean the whole persona is perfect.
the fact that you actually submitted something under this awesome persona. the art looks what you sound like. so on key.
i know you know us and we probably know you.
so, god bless you dick firestorm . . .
who ever you are.
Dick has his own TV show?
Are you in any way related to Nicolas Cage? If so can you get me his autograph? if not can you make a version of this shirt for the ladies with 2 dudes?
HELL YES DICK FIRESTORM KEEP THE FIRE BURNING ALLWAYS AND FOREVER BRO!!!
303 COMMENTS AND COUNTING, DUDE! HAIL SAITIN!!!
Todow on Feb 01 '08
If a girl was wearing this and she was going to take her shirt off, I'd tell her to keep it on. THATS HOW AMAZING THIS SHIRT IS.
Hahaha! I hope it gets printed before Valentine's day Bro, forget Victoria's Secret. True love deserves FIRESTORM!!
even if this is a joke, the design still sucks and the joke is bad anyway.
next time you might want to invest in a little spellcheck.
It's got the subtlety of a sledgehammer and about as much thought put into it.
damn you, dick trickle!
and I'll take EIGHT drugs, please
such bullshit bro
Somehow this doesn't compute.
DICK'S GONNA BE SCORTCHIN' A LOTTA PUSSIES WHEN HE FINDS OUT!
lowest score to last 7 days?
could also be the lowest print ever too?
It wasn't me i gave it 5$. Yes its not the best design, yes its not the most beautiful, yes its not political correct but damn its badass!
THE VOTERS SCORTCH'D THREADLESS.
how did that happen?
THAT SCORE IS STRAIGHT BOLOGNA BRO!
P to the R to the I to the N to the T!