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SATIN'S TEENAGE DAUGHTERS

I'M DICK FIRESTORM.



VOTE 5$ OR YOU GONNA GET SCORTCH'D!

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past tense of draw

well this design has certainly captured peoples attention...

but who would actually wear it rather than saying "oh yeah, lesbians are cool and i want a threesome..." be realistic.
if you wore it [and i think only males would] then you're hardly going to get laid or find a chick, unless you already found a pair to fuck with. It's insensitive and to a certain degree discriminatory. I don't think threadless would lose much credibility but.... [this ain't art...it's distasteful, sexist and exploiting a topic purely for the coolness factor].

I guess i'm not perverted enough to wear this...

Regardless of the subject matter, i think the design is a little flat...good luck to ya though...

courtney pie

i'd wear this, find a chick, get laid by her and her sister

gtoast99

"It's insensitive and to a certain degree discriminatory."

I disagree. Two girls making out is perfectly natural, well, depening on the girls of course. If they drive on that side of the street.

It would be insensitive and to a certain degree discriminatory to say that two girls making out SHOULDN'T be on a shirt!

WalkingAlong

...
I am not offended at two girls kissing.
But I am offended at the blatant consumerism of this shirt.
The unicorn shirt doesn't compare to this; that was a satire of sorts, and this is, again, a product.
So this gets a 0 and I'm off to Pussyville...

But besides all that, congratulations on your attitude and design giving people exactly what they're looking for... You seem to be very good at it.

Pheeew33

two thumbs up
i know several people who would love this shirt.

Zak M

IF THIS SHIRT GETS PRINTED I AM TEARING OFF THE SLEEVES AND WRITING "PANTERA" ON THE BACK WITH A SILVER SHARPIE.

R.I.P DIMEBAG

bananaphone
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all these whiney comments remind me of my old subs =P nicely done fake account man.

liberatesputnik

I don't understand why incest is ok as long as the girls are hot. Would it be ok if it was daddy and daughter?

jrpisme

All Hail SATIN!

Robsoul
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Seriously though, I do I join this party?!!?

Robsoul
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Seriously though, how do I join this party?!!?

Robsoul
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Add some crackles, noise, distressing to give it a vintage feel.

jenraskopf

Is the one on the left wearing an anklet on her right ankle? That's way too much clothing dude.

I think foil purple lesbian sisters and flocked snakes. Yeah!!!!

Spam69

This reminds me of the Lick Lick Lick sub. Two badly drawn purple lesbians does not erotica make. Just mentioning the L word seems to send 3/4 Threadless males into a hormonal frenzy. Yes, this made me laugh when I saw it but if I actually saw someone wearing it I would just think they were a 20 carot immature tosser.

kennybanzai
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a licky boom boom down-
melting Snow.

suicidalmaniac

It would look better if there were two fat ugly androgenous dykes. This way, it is pure fantasy, as seen in mags, cable, and other x-rated issues. So, where's the fun in that?!

marlond

Threadless, we have a winner.

Print this in all metallic inks on a retro nĂ¼ metal faded black tee

and here's my credit card number...

kennybanzai
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nope about the metal

courtney pie

i like metal.... and all the other elements, air, water, fire, earth...

Bio-bot 9000
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can Threadless sew some kind of audio chip into this so that whenever you walk into a room wearing this shirt there's some kick ass shredding guitar solo? like "Bwow! meedly meedly meedly meedly screeeee!" but with like ten million times more licks.

dollyclothespeg

If Threadless prints this I will never buy anything from them again.

Torakamikaze
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Yeah, I probably wouldnt buy anything from them again either because Id end up spending every penny I have on as many copies of this I can get.

dollyclothespeg

You'd probably be horrified if it was two guys.

Torakamikaze
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Id buy the guy version for my niece.

Torakamikaze
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or I'd make it into pants.

...or like a cape.

it would be awesome.

courtney pie

oh dude. a cape would be the ultimate

Torakamikaze
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you should do it 429, id buy 36

shirtflirt

once in a great threadlesswhile there comes a design so beyond the capacities of critical analysis and educated theorizing so far above the astral planes so in the center of the 12 trumpets so silent and loud, beautiful and ugly, destructive and creative that it shakes threadless to it's core. the fundamentalists start thumping the ground with their educated soldiers equipped with xeroxed pamphlets from craftsman workshops angry at the love. dick firestorm, good sir, has taken our universe that used to think we were a part of and squeezed it like soft, nearly-rotting vegetable until there were two new vegetables created out of the mess.
here we stand, before you, GOD FIRESTORM, scortched.

BrandonB11

i always find it funny when someoen bitches about a shirt being wrong... while they are wearing fflowers in teh attic


i have decided to monify my 5

Robertlarue

Exclamatory comment, disgust about the submission, and snarky remark. Negative rating pointing our spelling error and obvious lack of taste.

vinnylo

high hopes....you got, hiiigghh hopes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

mmaggi

This isn't the kind of shirt one could where every day, only for special occasions.

It would melt my face even more with purple foil girls and a glow in the dark skull outline on the black, where it will only show in the darkness. And I think the girls should have little devil horns, and maybe one on the left could have a butt tattoo.

serapis

$5, Awesome.

stopper111

Oh I don't know. Yes, its badass, but it could use a little something extra. Like...like Bowser! From Super Mario Brothers! And hes wearing cool shades and looking up over them at you like "Yeaaa". Only he's also WAILING on a double-necked guitar and the notes are like coming out from them. Wait, wait, he's also on a surfboard riding the waves! So he's ridin' and wailin'! And that should all be behind a big pot leaf.....wwwwwhich is ALSO ALL behind a big cross, cause you know, you gotta be true to your religion. Now THAT'D be badass! (Lets see if anyone picks this up)

If I worked a job that did not require regular showering and/or grooming, or wearing shirts with sleeves for that matter, or maintaining a non-volatile persona, I'd consider buying this shirt to wear while guzzling PBR 30-racks with my metalhead guy friends with hair longer than my girlfriends. Unfortunately, I don't operate like that so this one's not for me. Good luck I suppose though, you certainly got some attention.

noodlezoop

OMFG, I have been avoiding clicking this all week because I am usually on Threadless at work and I didn't want to get totally fired. It is a lucky thing that I didn't click on this but I am so happy that I got to vote on this design.

P.S., sir, if it is not too much of an affront to your style-dream, I second d3d's request for purple foil girls.

bananaphone
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"You'd probably be horrified if it was two guys."

It'd be fucking hilarious if it was 2 guys.

marblecargirl

faints from orgasmic fury

wakes up

votes $5

faints again

YoshimiE

Do you mean Satin as in the fabric? Or Satan as in the Lord of the Underworld? Just checking.

Mattoid

I can't believe this is only five inks?!?! $5 fo' sho'

andyg
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Foil inks on this one are definitely a great idea!

steven218
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you know, for all the chat here, the thread-la-guys really should print this. whether it's a joke or not, i'd buy one.

noponies
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$5

Mattoid

Satin is an Ancient Greek God with incestuous daughters, basic Classics there...

cheryl222

Hope the threadless judges know what will sell them the most tees. Men and women, young and old, buy tees. Not everyone will want to wear soft porn. I think two guys getting it on will be my next submission. With skulls and flames, of course.

bernazard

This needs to be printed, because the world NEEDS DICK FIRESTORM.

J-Ray

MOAR ANAL PLZ!

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