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vinnylo

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

zipperking

uh...sorry about that.......sure.....

Andy Mason

ha ha ha, so matter of fact! the best.

KaylaFOZB

LOL! what is it doing up there?

blonde8007

My uncle is a state policeman and has a story similar to this. It was one of his first times on the job and he was patting down a black man. Well there was something hard in his pants so my uncle yells "HE'S GOT A GUN! EVERYONE STAND BACK! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!"

And yes, it turns out it was his penis.

SoulfumeInc

thats funny as hell, but I almost feel bad just for clicking on this blog...

littlem

HAHAHAHAH

staffell

guys with longer dicks are lucky enough to be able to put it up by their waistband so that if they get an erection, it's not gonna stick out prominently

marblecargirl

hahaha, that gave me quite a chortle

staffell

and that's the truth

KaylaFOZB

i had to watch it again, and it was even funnier the second time

thejosher

That's funny.

phyntosia

hahahaaaa...I feel sorry for the guy though, that's so funny :D

CanadianPunk

the downside of being in with the scene and wearing your pants so low

PuterBoy

Old twig and berries.


Hold the berries.

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