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This here is a blog.

This here is a blog.
A blog about a frog.
This frog liked logs.
While others sat on lilypads,
he always fell down and was sad,
because all the other frogs would croak and croak,
as he sunk to the ground like a sinking boat...
or a ship.
Either way...
This frog is unimportant.
Let's eat pie.

Watch this
Maltzmania
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you're uber creative!

Omair

it's like you took my heart, and you made it speak in iambic pentameter.

tanairi

Hmm..I have comments.
This is quite strange, yet nice. (=

Maltzmania
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make more shakespeare speaks!

Omair

We are the Watchers
The Elder Gods
No Road Leads To Us
No Craft Travels To Us
We are the Watchers
We Have Awesome Powers
Plus We're Immortals
and
We Can Blow Stuff Up
Mostly With
Our Minds

lemonalle

this here is a pog



(is that really your name? it's pretty)

Chipmnk

Well, that was a welcome change.

hanzabean

haha, yuz.

Omair

arabian girl... haha.

tanairi

Si. It's my name.
Gracias!
I wrote this blog to fill up space really.
Glad you all like it, ha.

Maltzmania
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are you available for motivational speakings?

tanairi

Sure am!
And for an extra fee I'll speak in a monotone.

Omair

Are you available for Bar Mitzvahs, and Carnivals?

Pizazz

hand covered salamander of virulent dashboard radios?

tanairi

Salamander dashboard whozit?
And of course! I only do carnivals if they have clowns...bearded midget clowns.

Omair

oh, damn, all we have is awkward, lanky, giant clowns.

Roostersauce

poems are for emos and gheys

tanairi

Well Mister Sir...I now know why you came here.

AsStarsGoOut

this poem sucks.
it makes me cut myself.
for serious.

Omair

You guys don't know anything about poetry, you're all about stupid stuff, like fighting... and drugs. Drugs and fighting are stupid, poetry and ... unicorns and shit is where it's at.

tanairi

Wow.
I didn't know my random jumbling of words was doing so much for the world, AsStarsGoOut.

And oh yes, unicorns are the ish. (;

Omair

There once was a unicorn named Panouchi
He was a boy, therefore he had .. no coochie
coochie is often what people refer to as their vagina
Panouchi hailed from North Carolina
He had two kids and a pup
for his first employer
he was forced to pee in a cup
to see if he was on the crack
he wasn't that's a ... fack...t
Panouchi dreamed to become a sailor
and to own multiple suits customized
by a tailor
but in the end he was buttraped
by a jailor
becuase he was a tax evader
now he's a mancrack raider

Roostersauce

standing ovation

now thats a poem!

Omair

I plagiarized... :(

tanairi

I still have pie.

Roostersauce

what kinda pie?

cause if its blackberry you are allowed to become my new best friend

Roostersauce

omair..i expected nothing less. i forgive you

tanairi

Well uhmm...it's apple.
:/

I don't actually eat the apple part.

Roostersauce

hmmmm...apple pie is alright

blackberry pie is maybe the most deliciousness sweet thing in the world, coming in a close 2nd is 4 berry pie

tanairi

I've never had blackberry pie.
I really don't like pie period..just the crust.
I'm just really hungry and lazy and it's there.
So bam.

AsStarsGoOut

this blog is depressing.'

CUTS

Roostersauce

....nothing with the word pie in it is depressing.

Roostersauce

unless its these sentences


"i had a blackberry pie, but it feel of the counter and splattered everywhere"

"my dog at my blackberry pie"

"a bird pooped all over my blackberry pie"

etc
etc

AsStarsGoOut

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 7:11pm
I've never had blackberry pie.
I really like period pie..mostly the crust.
I'm just really hungry and lazy and it's there.
So bam.

EWW PERIOD PIE! that's depressing.

tanairi

Uhmm...ok...someone is dyslexic.

AsStarsGoOut

ummm okay someone is retarded

tanairi

I couldn't agree more.

Omair

I have another poem, it's about parasols.

Omair

parasols
like parrots
salted
renaissance
like french
rain
essence
or latin
I forget
I took spanish
in high school

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