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Omair isn't the only one who says random what-the-eff hilarious shit. Why didn't I think of this earlier? This is the place to post your favorite things said by bloggers on threadless.

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Omair isn't the only one who says random what-the-eff hilarious shit

-You

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Priscilla already blogged about what I said in my drugged stupor

Here

kayceislost

Rolf, we are looking for stuff that is FUNNY.

Noodlegirl

I can't remember. What people write here isn't important enough to me to memorize it..

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kayceislost on always

waahhh

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jackanapes on Aug 30 '06 at 1:04am
your face looks like it was eaten by jackals and jacksons. then grover cleveland put his dick in your eyesocket.

marblecargirl

I think we all got owned by noodle

Noodlegirl

Haha. Well...I mean I think what you have to say is important.

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jackanapes on Sep 22 '06 at 11:23am
i'd rip you a new asshole if the residents of san quentin hadn't already done it with their genitals.

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...and everyone hangs their heads in shame as noodlegirl burns us all

:-(

whisper in water

Larlar on Oct 11 '06 at 10:37am
I only hate when you're trying to unclasp the bra and she takes a knife and stabs you in the gut and starts pulling out your small intestine.


jackanapes on Jan 23 '07 at 1:46pm
all i know is that people largely are unkempt vultures who frighten small children, make dogs whine, sour milk that passes within a twenty foot radius of them, defecate in urinals, and masturbate in bookstores.

Rambunkcious

realslimnatey on Jul 30 '07 at 3:00am
when i realize im staying up way too late on the internet, i just rub one out and that makes me sleepy

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whisper in water on Jun 13 '06 at 9:37pm
Bjork scares most people. Personally, I want her to have my children, and they can run around like crazy little bastards in Iceland. And I won't live with them, because Bjork is already married, but once I move to Iceland I can live down the street and visit them on weekends, and Bjork will call me on the telephone to remind me to bring their boots when I come down, but she won't just say it, she'll fucking sing it into the phone at me!


whisper in water on Funtember 82 '09 at 32:76 fm
GO CANADA! LOLZ!

Noodlegirl

Wow...I converse with these people..?

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AsStarsGoOut on Dec 14 '06 at 10:59am
Dear Kayce aka my new boyfriend.
omgz im like so glad we're going out now. becuz i like u. omgz u have such cute hair and u look like this girl named kristina that i know. . .but you're cooler dan kristina. . .sowhen i saw her at the mall the other day i thought "this girl looks like kayce"

omgz lets make childeren.

love always
your S.A.

Omair


Torakamikaze on Aug 31 '07 10:93pm
-Everything Torakamikaze has ever said-



:D

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kayce will never make a spelling error again after this incident:

kayceislost on Jan 23 '07 at 10:22am
awwwwwwwww alan is still trying to get a good insult.



and no, thats not true. everyone just makes me pay for gaw and forgets about without banging.

shirtflirt on Jan 23 '07 at 10:24am
everyone just makes me pay for gaw and forgets about without banging.

i see your still on vacation from school

kayceislost on Jan 23 '07 at 10:25am
gaw gas whatever damn it. im in class. aha.


shut up.

chelly on Jan 23 '07 at 10:25am
kayce pays for gaw

kayceislost on Jan 23 '07 at 10:25am
wow, i didnt even read that sentence when i typed it.

Torakamikaze on Jan 23 '07 at 10:30am
oh man, that gaw mistake is gonna haunt you for life

Torakamikaze on Jan 23 '07 at 10:31am
its just been sent to all your future potential employers

shirtflirt on Jan 23 '07 at 10:33am
i'm just saying...

Torakamikaze on Jan 23 '07 at 10:33am
"Experience is good. Everything looks great. Well Kayce, you've got the j..... wait a second. What's this? You typed gaw instead of gas in a blog once? Secretary, show this slut the door."

Omair

that was brilliant, torakamikaze.

kayceislost

ahahaha STEVE I HAD ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY.

NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO ERASE YOU FROM THIS PLANET.

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chelly on Mar 02 '07 at 10:37am
can't get that come stain out of your collar? try jesus!

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makes out with ipear

Omair

-Cuts tongue on steve's razor sharp wit-

skafiend007

Lose the text

- about a million posters

kayceislost

jackanapes on Jun 24 '06 at 12:35am
miles davis is like -40 degrees cool. kayce is at absolute zero.

jackanapes on Jul 26 '06 at 5:00pm
are you giving kayce babies away? when i saw the title of this blog the song "(how much is that) doggie in the window" started to play in my head started to imagine picking little kaycefaced puppies up outta a cardboard box on someone's lawn and having it lick my face.

jackanapes on Sep 01 '06 at 3:41pm
me, too. steve is bitter. but then so am i. we are the raddish to kayce and nora's sugar. (that's a fucked up dish.)

jackanapes on Sep 15 '06 at 4:16pm
kayce is filled with the knowledge that God made her to rule over all of us slovenly, ugly peasants. that goes BEYOND self esteem.

jackanapes on Jan 22 '07 at 3:28pm
kayce knows i had an erotic cream about her. i even blogged about it, but it got too risque.

Jackanapes mk.II on May 25 '07 at 6:02pm
Kayce, you're gonna be allergic to Jesus. How you gonna git saved now, sucka?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jun 19 '07 at 2:22am
I just want to know what's going on. This seems very disjointed. Kayce, if there was somewhere we could be alone, baby, stuff would go down, only I'd be to drunk and I'd fall asleep halfway through and you wou;dn't be able to get me off of you.

I say this knowing full well that I will have at least another Guinness and go to bed without washing my face or brushing my teeth.

Kayce. COme. To. SF.


ahahaha chris.

Noodlegirl

I just remember when omair would always say stuff concerning buttrape

kayceislost

xiv on Oct 29 '06 at 10:47pm

Mr. Incredible just fell off the shelf and into my cup of soda, and is now experiencing a carbonated death.

Omair

haha sigh.... I was so young back then...

littlem

i have bad gaw. toot.

kayceislost

Lucretia Mott on Feb 14 '07 at 10:47am
If snow was a human I would probably have a huge crush on it from afar for its graceful and delicate form, and school cancling abilities, but never work up the courage to tell it I loved them, until our 20 year reunion when I see them with that fucker Dirk whatshisface on the football team and I would get drunk and jump Dirk, sobbing my love for Snow, who would look awkward and then try to blend in the punch line.

littlem

Noodlegirl on Jul 31 '07 at 1:31pm
I just remember when omair would always say stuff concerning buttrape
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isn't that just about every day?

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someone post the rape as a compliment comment...now!

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anne.on.a.mouse. on Oct 01 '06 at 5:33pm
omg sorry i'll take more time to type...

being raped is like a compliment. it just means that people want to have sex with you.

Noodlegirl

Haha, I hardly ever read him talking about it anymore!! Well...he used to say stuff like he wouldn't ever make a good teacher because of that...idk,

Omair

I retired from my buttrape discussion, now it's all about talking about penises.

kayceislost

taz-pie on Nov 14 '06 at 1:35am
please, randy. like you have any idea what that even is. you couldn't spot a vulva even if it had electronic signboards pointing the way.

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ZOMG I LOVE YOU TAZ-PIE

kayceislost

just cause they arent in my profile right now, brian, doesnt mean i dont have them for immediate access.

kayceislost


matchstick, at 6:33pm on May 3, 2006
i almost stapled my face.

matchstick, at 1:19am on May 22, 2006
nate is so far in the closet, he's in narnia.

kayceislost

vulcanhalfbreed, at 1:01am on Apr 12, 2006
Kayce, I buff you with WAHHH absorbsion +5 and for every point of damage you take you inflict 3 points of nature dmage to your enemies.

I'm cool like that.

kayceislost

im not funny. how dare you quote me.

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hannabear on Dec 09 '06 at 10:16pm
they should make a blogger's version of word where everything just translates. like 'lol' could become 'they laughed uproariously, as if they'd been friends for years'


sigh come back, hanna...

Noodlegirl

december 9 is my b-day!

kayceislost

squirelgirl, at 6:19pm on Mar 26, 2006
channel two painting progams teached me how to draw tree's!!!

kayceislost

DaddyDom, at 12:10am on Mar 23, 2006
Case, why do you fear my nutritious stomach love?

kayceislost

can i just go ahead and copy/paste everything spacesick has ever said ever. then this blog would be over. the end. finished.

Noodlegirl

I agree Kayce..

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