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NotUrToylet

I didn't know what to say when I emailed him my address "Hell, I would love to give you some of my sperm." it's all I could think of.

hanzabean

I don't have teh sprmz

hanzabean

also you look a little bit like this guy who I'm pretty much madly in love with

but he's more ninja than you.

NotUrToylet

So this guy you are "pretty much in love with" has Spiderman underwear. Correct?

radiostaticstar



my greatest fear would be that ten, twenty years down the road
there's a knock at my front door, and i find out then that my sperm was used not for the spermcube,
but a different sort of art installation all together...

hi dad, i'm spermcube²...

snacktivity

what's stopping some chick from hawking a loogie in a container and sending it in???

snacktivity

I mean Spermcubed3

NotUrToylet

"what's stopping some chick from hawking a loogie in a container and sending it in???"
Homeboy knows what Sperm looks like. He is a professional.

d3d

i wouldn't contribute to this for the same reason i wouldn't get naked in a crowd for spencer tunic or whatever his name is. i hate art that depends on anonymous masses at one guys whim.

hanzabean

Yeah, he wears them with his tigger costume a lot I guess.

NotUrToylet

It's sperm. What else are you going to use it for?

Oh and if you want you can invest in the spermcube and get a percentage of what it is auctioned off for...

hanzabean

hopefully whoever buys it

has a generator
or the power never fails.

NotUrToylet

Oh when that thing melts it will be Chernobyl all over.

hanzabean

radioactive peen joose?

NotUrToylet

No, but it will be that terrible.

hanzabean

I bet a gay dude will buy it.

snacktivity

I bet a sperm-vampire will buy it.

NotUrToylet

I doubt it. You would have to have a major sperm/come fetish to spend money on that for sexual purposes. Probably some rich, artsy douche bag will buy.

hanzabean

maybe he'll just happen to be gay.

and he enjoys looking at frozen peen juice.
but I guess it's like whoever bought that urinal that the artist just signed and sold as art.
I wish I was rich like that.

snacktivity

I'd chug that shit for a dollar.

hanzabean

Something tells me you would do it for free.

snacktivity

I meant I would pay the person a dollar.

Daniel San

I'm totally donating. Sexy women have had a monopoly on my jizz for too long. Time to share it around.

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