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  • posted May 18, 2006
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gerpander

I'd blow the $500 on personal instant gratification.

littlem

ew

mattmc

Matt McBride
14
spearbritney1378@aol.com
Medium
You Sunk My Battleship
Because i really love threadless shirts and i want to buy a bunch for me friends and family cuz im broke.

http://www.ruready2party.com/images/pic15.jpg

mattmc

Matt McBride
14
spearbritney1378@aol.com
Medium
You Sunk My Battleship
Because i really love threadless shirts and i want to buy a bunch for me friends and family cuz im broke.

WARNING: HELLA NASTY. DONT LOOK
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv

EZFL


Name: Eric


Age: I will be 20 May 1st


E-Mail: oxivo@hotmail.com


Shirt Size: medium

Favorite Shirt: I have many... Outbreak Girl/ Radios/ Skunk2... most of the older stuff. They were more design orentated then comical illustrations.


Why I should pick you:

Because im a 2nd year broke ass art student, who has to pay off $80,000.00 worth of student loans. All the Einsteins in the world get all the scholarships, and leave nothing for those who are average when it comes to mathimatical equations and really long words that will never be used in life.

this photo is a bit more comical then gross....
http://fuck.org/

worse then goatse...
http://stretch.ragingfist.net/




maddingo

NAME : SATAN
AGE: 666
EMAIL: YOUR@MOM.COM
FAVORITE SHIRT: MISFITS EVIL NEVER DIES ..Concert T
WHY: BECAUSE I'LL BURN YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL FEWL

pic: FUCKING GOOGLE IT BEEOTCHES.

abeadles

Name: amanda beadl es
Age: 24
E-Mail: amanda@abeadles.com
Shirt Size: small or medium
Favorite Shirt: my little pony
Why I should pick you: i would use this certificate to buy shirts that i would feed hungry children while wearing.


www.bochynski.com/ charlespierce/images/sally.jpg

echoepidemic

I found a photo of a woman eating poo, but I didn't know if you wanted it that nasty.

abeadles

ew mike

mattmc

**actually im a large

arethiel

Aaron bell
age 21
arethiel at gmail.com
XL
Well, this Just Really Sucks...
You should pick me because I sometimes feel like no one cares about what I do and it is nice to get a positive response sometimes...

and here is a lovely picture for you
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/face.jpg

dahouster1

Name: Leif Hou
Age: 16
E-Mail: leifhou168@msn.com
Size: Medium
Fave shirt: The Fast Supper because as a praiser of fast food (rather slim too!), I feel that is a good way to uphold American fast food dependencies.
Why you should pick me: Because I can end world hunger with the blink of an eye, just don't have the motivation. Should you gracefully allow me this opportunity to buy some shirts, I will have the motivation needed. Thank you.

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6189/cannibalisme0xs.jpg

Elburrito

^already beat you to it.

helloletshug

Name: nikki
Age: 15
E-Mail: helloletshug@gmail.com
Shirt Size: girly small
Favorite Shirt: for the birds
Why I should pick you:
because sometimes it's nice to feel like you've won something. i haven't won anything since 4th grade and i'm constantly being overshadowed by my twin brother and older sister.
sometimes it's just nice to feel special and that you're not inivisible.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/maggots.asp

loserbeech

Name: Nicola
Age: 19
E-Mail: nic_beech@hotmail.co.uk
Shirt Size: Girly medium
Favorite Shirt: Thank You/Grab Ahold of Life
Why I should pick you: Because I have four of the shirts you have in your profile pictures. Also I'm awesome.
Gross picture: http://www89.sakura.ne.jp/~kirin/ketsu/image/furry/r_rim_lion01.jpg
This picture is more funny than gross, really. Why would the giraffe have his nipple pierced? And why is his cock end blurred out? I was going to use the excuse that I wanted to use a drawn image rather than a photograph because this is a design website, but in reality I just couldn't find anything good so my mind turned to the most hideous thing on Earth: furries.

dylanufl

Name: Dylan Tedaldi
Age: 14 (almost fifteen)
E-Mail: dtedaldi@comcast.net
Shirt Size: Mens Small or Womens XL (w xl is better hehe)
Favorite Shirt: Love me Hairdo
Why I should pick you: Because I am young, love threadless, am starting a shirt silk screening company (that has made no money yet), am trying to buy a new car (that I will wear my threadless shirts in and advertise personally for THREADLESS), and because you are my best friend in the world. Also, because I thought we were supposed to email these, so I spent an hour trying to find your email address. I am really sorry if I sound desperate.
Nasty Pictures:
Someone's leg: http://www.arches.uga.edu/~atnelson/nasty%20leg4.jpg
Bladder Disease: http://www.vetsurgerycentral.com/images/gall_bladder4.jpg
Someone's Nast Penis: http://www.emedicine.com/derm/images/2452PAK-ER~1.JPG

antisocial

Name: Andrew
Age: 15
E-Mail: appendixes@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Small :D
Favorite Shirt: Afternoon Delight
Why I should pick you: You should pick me because I was Cub of the Year in 1997, mainly because I deisgned a cub car and came in first in my cub group, then got 3rd in the city wide compition. All I got was a peice of paper andI need a reward for my great job. hahaah

http://home.tiscali.be/flightfreaks/lol.jpg
http://www.consultavet.es/imagenes/clamidia2.jpg

Robsoul

holy moly, GER please post another cute sloth image to cleanse my thoughts....bleh, nasty stuff, can't do it anymore

and now I have to go make dinner

PatShat

you guys are sick and gross. hehe

RyanSargent

Name: Ryan Sargent

Age: 19.65

E-Mail: sargentr@gmail.com

Shirt Size: medium

Favorite Shirt: mp(3) or lockness imposter

Why I should pick you: I, like most of the people here enjoy the excellent art work on this site and I wouldnt mind owning more of it, not to mention I love T-shirts and enjoy not being naked. Thanks

I put in some extra effort and sifted through a bunch of pictures, even if you wanted just one and you dont pick me cause i put to many you'll still be getting abunch of gross ones.

http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Sad_Face.jpg
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Eggplant.jpg
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Gizzards.jpg
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Quite_Dead.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51867.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51689.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51362.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51295.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_50400.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_50086.jpg

jazzpirate

Name: Daniel Reese
Age: 15
E-Mail: TheRock8200@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Guys M
Favorite Shirt: God&doG
Why I should pick you: b/c i need to give my friend an awesome present for his birthday in january, and what better than a threadless shirt?? And because i spent my last $20 in quarters, nickels; penies at circuit city today on christmas presents.

Robsoul

just go to rotten.com , you'll find plent of nasty stuff on there

Robsoul

*plenty

Malcolm Man

You must be stinkin' rich. I can't think of any other way someone would have 1500 to blow on shirts. Not crapping on the contest or anything, just amazed.

Robsoul

Name: Rob
Age: 29
E-Mail: rgwg@cox.net
Shirt Size: Mens L
Favorite Shirt: I like trees too
Why I should pick you: Because I've looked at all these nasty pics and that movie that matt posted rrrraaaaalppphhhh

littlem

I have not even looked at one of these yet.

thedrummachine

you guys are all victims to spam and possibly viruses. if im wrong im gonna be so pissed.

arethiel

luckily, people don't write bad programs for mac, so I'm pretty safe.

but for the edification of the host of this contest, www.freakhole.com has a ton of all sorts of nasty/gross pictures. You could surf there all day for sick stuff...

hell, it is even part of the "SickSiteNetwork!" so knowck yourself out.

EZFL





Name: Eric
Age: I will be 20 May 1st
E-Mail: oxivo@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: medium
Favorite Shirt: I have many... Outbreak Girl/ Radios/ Skunk2... most of the older stuff. They were more design orentated then comical illustrations.
Why I should pick you:Because im a 2nd year broke ass art student, who has to pay off $80,000.00 worth of student loans. All the Einsteins in the world get all the scholarships, and leave nothing for those who are average when it comes to mathimatical equations and really long words that will never be used in life.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites



Brandon Petty

Name: Brandon Petty
Age: 20
E-Mail: AFAmenaza05@gmail.com
Shirt Size: Medium
Favorite Shirt: Regrowth: Katrina
Why I should pick you: You should pick me, because I am in the United States Military and get bossed around all the time and never get paid any real amount of money to buy t-shirts. I also just got engaged about a week ago and will be putting all the money I have towards supporting my family and paying for the wedding. I am also in college and I just don't have the money to do everything, but I try. Also, I get deployed alot and go to a bunch of shit holes and would like to be wearing a stylish threadless t-shirt while I was there.

Gross Image:
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/december/ogrish-dot-com-domestic_dispute_murder5.jpg

squirelgirl

Name:Amethsyt
Age:14
E-Mail:somkepeoplegosh@yahoo.com
Shirt Size:s/xs
Favorite Shirt :snack/honest tee
Why I should pick you: becuase I don't own any shirts yet and I don't have any money and pluss I'll be your best friend lol but I don't cae if you pick me or not

squirelgirl

somepeoplegosh@yahoo.com

TFMdesign

Name:Brendan Gavin
Age:15 going on 16
E-Mail:imxspartacus@yahoo.com
Shirt Size: large
Favorite Shirt:thank you
Why I should pick you: because im a broke teen and need to buy christmas presents (belated of course) for people. also im just generally broke and i wouldnt mind getting a tee or two for myself and my sis (hey at least im honest)

sometimes the link doesnt work but when it does its nasty as hell.
http://postarchives.entensity.net/033005/image.php?pic=eatshit.jpg

funnyvvv
http://postarchives.entensity.net/051605/image.php?pic=sex.jpg

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