OMG this SO happened to me today
'Cept it was a packet of Tasty Toobs; The most tasty of tasty vending machine snacks ever invented and it was the first time I have seen them for about 8 years!
I ended up spending about $10 trying to coax them out of the machine before collapsing in a sobbing heap (yes it was a pretty dramatic moment) and thinking of this shirt.
AND NOW I dont have enough $$$ to buy it!!!!!!