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The Official Slogan Club!

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In honor of the month of Valentines, I am pleased and super-giddy to announce "THE 1ST OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS SLOGAN CONTEST!" That's right, club faithful! For the next month, any slogan you would like submitted into this contest MUST be stated as so in the main blog (highlighting or italics would be a plus). Don't worry about people voting your slogan down in the chance it might increase their winning percentages, because Nintechno and I will be picking the contest winner independently from what the official scoring is, so it's all about the idea and NOT how many people like it!


The 1st contest will be any and all slogans pertaining to the theme of "Video Games (extra lives, hit points, high scores, etc...)"


Prizes for the contest winner (besides being forever immortalized in the Slogan Club Hall of Fame) will be forthcoming. Good luck, as we can't wait for you guys to WOW! us (as in dazzling slogans, not "Worlds of Warcraft, elf nerd).


Number of current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 4


Number of weeks without a new Threadless type tee making the cut: 7!


Number of Slogan Club Bretheren: 61


Average Age of Slogan Club Member: 22.84


Membership cards are going to be available within the next few weeks, so keep your eyes peeled!


Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a month's supply of bingo boards and a special preview of the upcoming Cornacopia of Fruitopia!


There will be a featured sloganeer of Nintechno's choosing every week, highlighting any individuals who really step up their brain games and show outstanding advancements in the field of slogan shirt-larity!


This week's brainiac is: MadIron! To celebrate, randomly approach sexy strangers on the street and command them to kiss you for becoming the new slogan champ of the week. If they don't slap/mace you in the face or plant a firm knee to the junk area, consider yourself coming out a winner!


In honor of a smattering of our Club members contributing to the fan-made Joy of Text 2 design competition (or JOT2 as many have seen in the sub designs), we urge you to vote on both Mela De Gypsie's entry as well as schleb's. In context to this slogan blog, these submissions have as much to do with words as drawings, and we wish good luck to all involved in this wordy art competition:





Topics will be highlighted as well every week, so make sure to look at the question at hand and post your opinion along with your regular comments to other fellow sloganeers.


This Week's Topic: What is your process for thinking up the slogans you put up for Threadless voting as make their way from your brain to the digital page?


Remember, this is a friendly, nurturing environment for people who are serious about making funtastic and goofy slogans, so if you think someone's slogans should be be ashamed of themselves, do so constructively. Now, go to it gang!


"Don't look at me, I'm just the narrator" - Swintproof (AKA OG Slo Ho)


"Noses: Ripe for the Picking" - stevethegrrrrrrrreat!


"I have every medical disorder...except hypochondria." - lincolnish, who kinda reminds me of President Top Hat.


"Some people are wise, some people are otherwise." - kaylaFOZB Bear. (wakka wakka!)


"Poetic drummers are into cymbalism."- BaconJesus AKA the tasty treat left after the crucifixtion!


"vishnu went broke on mittens"- chelly, a gal who is 2.3789379 billion times warmer than her name suggests.


"A life sentence is alot of writing"
and
"I believe in death after life"- The_Calamity_of_Humanity, a poet who never even knew this.


"being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing"
and
"You can't hear me right now, i'm doing a soliloquy"- Torakamizake, who makes one hell of a mozzerilla stick!


"Hello. [return greeting to initiate conversation]"- Drpangloss03, the doc to go to for all your pubic hair transplant needs.


"Custody Battles Need More Light Sabers."
and
"Babies are suspiciously adorable."
and
"Lying Is One of the Eight Deadly Sins."- snacktivity, the Threadless 16-year-old slogan prodigy.


"non·sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd."
and
"Dead musicians decompose."- Mr. Wander, the unfortunate sacrificial lamb in the Reservoir Dogs's playbook.


"I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk."- kinky juice, whose Rebellious Raspberry! (TM) fruit drink is a valubale source for your daily ultra-sexiness.


"Vegan: Indian word for a lousy hunter."- YtFeLMi, aN InCrdblY sWet idVdUal.


"Track: when it's perfectly normal to run around in circles"- dragana44, a foxy winged beast who singes our bodies with flames but in such an adorable way you just can't stay mad at her!


"I have dreams where I'm being pinched"
and
"Window shoppers are buy-curious"- chemi hydro AKA He Who Inhales Gas Fumes Vigourously With Every Fill-Up.


"Oh, you mean THAT elephant. Yeah, I mostly ignore him."- Polyester Jones, a beloved dealer of only the finest in polyester gown and evening wear: "Suits That Look Just Like the Real Deal!!! (Good for One Wear Only)"


"i'm not jealous. i'm just pissed that you have what I want."- negala, king of a fantasy land named after him, overflowing with meat-eating pet rocks, unicorns and Thundercats.


"There's nothing in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you."- Tongue, who has a wierd habit of placing his in your cheek.


"Movies - Ruining the book since 1920"
and
"Math jokes are equal to or greater than regular jokes"- ZombieToArt, ...is what FreddyToCrapFlicks is.


" Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee."
and
"995 words short of a picture."
and...
"It was a dark and stormy night. The author got scared and left."- LarLar, who recently made a joint venture with a certain fast-food outlet to create the hunger-debunking Hardy's HarHar LarLar Burger.


"Remember when stuff was interesting?"- lemonalle, an immortal soul that heaven and hell have been playing a ping-pong match with since the dawn of time.


"question marks: killing your sentences with uncertainty"
and
"barcodes: zebras in corporate disguise"- backtozero, a man who wants to re-correct his wrongs by traveling back in time to Zero BC to Save Mr. Christ, but doesn't realize this act of pure kindness will self-destruct an entire religion.


"Money does not grow on trees, it's just made out of it." StopPickingOnMe, a person who in every sport plays defensive.


"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more."
and
"Atheism, a non-prophet organization"- thebabe 2, a heart-breaking sequel detailing Babe Ruth coming back from the dead to take on the Curse of the Bambino once and for all, but sadly finds out that the curse was conquered by the Red Sox a few years back, and that he used up his celebrity haunting Earth pass for nothing.


"Reach for the stars. Find a better cliche while you're up there."- alacyt, named after the scientific element of the same name; when mixed with oxygen fills whoever breathes it with the uncontrollable urge to do the MC Hammer baggy pants dance for hours on end.


"A surrealist yells "Theater!" at a crowded fire"
and
"If you play with yourself, how do you know when you've won?"- skafiend007, an international secret agent who must keep strict cover from his fellow bandmates in England's favorite non-threatening punk band The Not-Give-a-Shits, but must also keep his crazy anti-rules and establishment side secret....gasp...from himself as well.


"Nouns Do Verbs"- sectionbb, article 6, line 2, word 8, letter 3 was one of the fifteen clues Nicholas Cage had to decipher in the mildly entertaining tomfoolery of National Treasure, which featured sectionbb in his debut performance as the 3D map!


"I use big words in substitution for semantically equivalent words"
and
"1. Find genie lamp 2. Wish for more genie lamps 3. Profit"- MadIron, who has made a revolutionary invention of the same name; whenever a stay-at-home wife uses the MadIron and rests her weary arms for more than five seconds at a time, the MadIron will hilariously berate her in a harsh male voice to "put down the television soap magazines and get back to ironing my suit for the big dinner with the boss tonight!" as well as thirty others of everyone's favorite verbal lashings!


"Wood Chuck VS Fuzzy Wuzzy...Which Rhyme Will Annoy Us More?" -TheDaneTrain, a transportation system that, like the comedian it is named after, noisely jolts you around on a tour of the most played-out joints in town, just before dropping you off at a destination you never wanted to go to. Zing.


"Jumping off a cliff is only a bad idea if you want to live."
and (besides the "Haiku" slogan which has already won)
"Shadow puppets are not gang signs"- martiandrivein, who owns an alien go-go drive-in fast food palace in Montana, where humans trap those pesky space invaders off-guard and subject them to anal probings and confusion rays just to show them what irony feels like.


"Don't try this on TV."- Uneyed, besting One-Eyed Willie in the contest to see who rolls more pirate-style by losing both eyes instead of just uno.


"This shirt hides my cold, robot interior."- evade, created Ev Ade in honor of my real name, an ubercool refreshing juice that is so full of itself you don't need more than a thimble filled to the brim to be properly quenched.


"Spanish: It's like they have a different word for everything."- EZ SKANKIN, who invented a pop tent that when unfurled and erected, turns anyone who enters it into a skankin' ska fiend. Sold at only the finest thrift shoppes and Hot Topics.


"I would say Bless You when you sneeze but i am an Atheist. Jerk."- bidtoyougoodnite , agirlwhotypesasfastasthe"micromachines"guytalks.


"I heart attacks"
and
"Death, it's what ends life."- The Sam, a siamese twin conjoined with his brother The I Am.


"FREE TIBET! When you purchase Mongolia at the regular price."
and
"If you can read this, I lost my tie. (written vertically)"- Aristarchus, named after an obscure Greek God that prevented static cling during black toga affairs.


"Sarcasm - When Complaining Just Isn't Enough"- kidaro, one of the top New New-age performers in the world, with such synthy hits as "You're Getting Sleeeeeeeeeeeeepppppyyyyy" and "Wooziness is a State of Mind."


"Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?"- The Crackers, a man who goes by the most common last name in the downtown section of Honkytown, where it never gets dark outside.


"A warning to mathematicians: don't drink and derive"
and
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I just hate plants"- ButtercupPez, a new Bryer's Ice Cream favorite which gives you a year's amount of trans-fatty acids in one convenient teaspoon!


"Vietnamese 101: Phuc Dat"- MeLa_de_Gypsie, a woman who can not only see through time with her patented Kristal-Filled Crystal Ball ("up to fifty times more crunktastic than the average crystal ball" TM), but can also describe when and where you will stub your toe, and on what type of object, for the rest of your life.


"Does the sun get cold at night?"- badger0191, who holds in his possession 191 more stinking badgers than we friggin need! (UHF joke)


"Time Traveling Since 2029"- d3monicferret, the damned little hobgoblin that gets into our treasured "e" supply and and changes them into numbers during his highly drugged-out, old-school-Bart-Simpson state.


"Tarzan was a swinger."- canadianbeaver, a pet that I hear Avril Lavigne has one of, which she keeps on her person at all times.


"I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice"
and
"You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum."- juliejeremiah, a woman who actually felt her porn name was less slutty than her given one, thus had her ID changed from "Sunshine Pussywrinkles" to what you see here.


"Danger is my maiden name."- schleb, named after the final replacement of "The Threes Stooges", who unfortunatly died from a freak unicycle anvil accident during his first scene.


"Ask me about my fear of questions"- Fermata, whose name ryhmes with Rigotta, Ramada and Akira Kurosawa.


"Inertia Makes My Head Spin"- rt3, who suggests getting your kicks on route 66 is for suckers when you could see a circus of flea on route 3.


"100% of people polled said they would take a poll"- little g, the newest member of the Whiffleball Bat Beat-Down Rap Crew, which consists of little g, MC Squared and Ex-Con Junctivitis.


"Beethoven was a bad listener."- El_Dictador_Cubano, the pride of the Cuban Wrestling Federation, whose signature move "Castration of American Sniper Power Thrust" is imitated by thousands of people a day, coinciding with thousands of daily funerals.


"If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
and
"S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking"- TimScribble, a man who is sketchy at best to try and pin down.


"I think circles are pointless."
and
"Never play a game of leapfrog with a unicorn."- AWorldApart, in a galaxy close, close right over here....


"If I told you I liked your wallet would you give it to me?"- stillme, a women who took her name from one of the most beloved religious patrons of early rapper's delight, St. Ill Me.


"I Don't Believe In Athiests."- J_Ray, the international Monopoly Money Millionaire, who combines the charm & suave-icity of one-hit-wonder Sugar Ray, as well as the ability to draw people into his ideas like the hook of the letter "J".


"I'm a noun!"- sharlajay, jay-sharla. Now that you're both well aquainted, tell the other person a little about yourself.


"kill me slowly by rejecting all my ideas"
and
"i have nothing insulting to say about your mother"- edpricetx, the famous game show shock-host, ranting and raving through such favorites as "Dollars For Dickheads" and "Push a Button, Win a Cookie!"


"Too much pi leads to a large circumference"
and
"Prison walls aren't built to scale"- jl_london, a French designer of limited edition, ruby-encrusted hand-crafted jock strap apparel.


"Honk if you love geeses"- maloo, Mr. Magoo's sister, a woman with eagle-eyed 20/20 vision but walks into walls and falls off of bridges because she idolizes and imitates her older brother.


"In a perfect world, we would all have ray guns."- Meat_Helmut, the X-treme props comic who routinely skydives with a wild boar strapped to his back, attempting to land in the Chernobyl nuclear reactor core. While on fire with a tack in each shoe.


"Never trust anyone whose socks match."- SemantiTheft, an amateur crook who once attempted to steal her own diamond ring, but got caught in the act and spent several years in the slammer.


and the slogan train keeps a'rollin...

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chelly

you be friendly folk, what with your fondling of phrase and you're FRICKINAWESOME in fifty senses of the words

it is late, but i will be back to scan this w/ clearer mind and dictionary

chelly

and quickly, i must again promote my favorite slogan for printing (via larlar)


You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a wire.
of 471 votes, 53% like it

Aristarchus
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We need a membership card...

ZombieToArt
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As for the topic, I think the scoring system should be changed, only having 2 options seems a little harsh to me. I think a lot of people who vote on slogans from the front page/scoring page just click No for a lot of things, when they're not necessarily bad

FRICKINAWESOME
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Welcome slogan ropers! Yeah...a membership card would be awesome! Who on Threadless can work up such a blessed thing Aristarchus?

cactus- Unfortunatly, I ate all the porcupines i had to give out this week....they're on back order right now so hopefully i'll have some pointy roasted critters for you by the next eon or so!

ButtercupPez

Oooh roasted critters, could you season them with a bit of wit, and garlic is nice too.

As for the topic, yeah I always thought it was too polarizing to either love or hate a shirt. We need a likert scale, i.e something more similar to the scoring of non-slogan shirts.

Here's something akin that'd i'd use:
i'd never take it off. love it. like it. it's okay. meh. it's atrocious. eww, this is so wal-mart.

FRICKINAWESOME
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lol...im a big fan of your scoring slots buttercup! Yeah, the walmart score really hits home for about 80 percent of the slogans I try to sift through and score on the product page, but after the 15th version of "VAGINAS ARE EVIL!!!!!" or "Emo Boys Are a CUT Above the Rest!!!" i tend to sigh a few times, give up and go with the slogans thinkers i trust and know will put out awesome ideas.

By the by Buttercup, your "mathematicians" and especially your "Vegetarians" slogan are both very much print-worthy. I never even thought of the idea that vegetarians would hate plants as their main motivation for becoming one! Nice work!

FRICKINAWESOME
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my thoughts on the scoring system are that they don't give enough respect to the slogan...merely having a yes or no click button instead of a few variables really makes it seem very throwaway when some folks really put some brain-storming and work into creating these wordicisms. Most of the design submissions take a lot more time than us thinking up funny words to string together, but i wouldn't say ALL the time, based on many half-assed or outright stolen art in some subs (im well aware tho that many people re-use comedians and other sayings for slogans even more). I think its really hard to come up with a slogan that everyone will agree is funny or just plain awesome to wear on their chests, and if you achieve a 50 percent slogan, you've gotten a very impressive acheivement. I also don't think you should see slogan percentages before you vote...i think they influence a few people based on popularity instead of content. AND....that's my two cents....Kent Brockman style....coming up- Religion: Which is REALLY the True Faith?

Mr. Wander

Finally emigrated from the old thread and immigrated to the new thread. Looking good so far, fresh water, fertile soil, all the things needed to make a good blog. On a marginally related note, I have a new slogan.

swintpoof

I kind of hate the "i'd wear it" and "OMG no" buttons. Its hard to decide what to put sometimes because just because you wouldn't wear it doesn't mean that it isn't a good slogan and you like it still.
I want a 1-5 rating for slogans too.

oo, membership card.
if nobody else is, when i get home from auditions today i'll try and whip one up :D

ZombieToArt
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New slogan UP! Just beaten out by Mr. Wander for first slogan of the new thread, curse him he's fast!

chelly

i think the scale should be AT LEAST from 1-3, and should get a minimum of 50 votes before being retired.

i agree that there are a lot of phrases that i wouldn't personally wear, but are actually quite good.

percentages should only be seen by the creator of the phrase.

Mr. Wander

Normally I'd like your new slogan zombie, but my Principles of Professional Communication unit has taught me it's not true.

Mr. Wander

And I have a new one.

chelly

also, i'd like them to be done by designers sometimes (ex. you were plan b)

The Sam

thanx for having me up there

BaconJesus

"Movies - Ruining the book since 1920" I chuckle I vote. Good job Zombie. Hey everyone, come see how good my slogans look! Wonderful, here is how the slogan rating system should work (it could still be a quick thing too):

OMG NO!
Bad
Good
I'de Wear It!

FRICKINAWESOME
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I'm glad everyone is digging the bold new look and layout of the new blog (i'm just trying to use industry jargon to jazz up cut-and-pasting most of the info and adding afew things here and there). Expect more cool things related to everything Threadless slogan in the near future- INCLUDING POSSIBLE SLOGAN CONTESTS WHERE THE WINNER WILL BE AWARDED A FREE SHIRT OR SOMETHING OF EQUAL AWESOMENESS!

I think everyone has some terrific ideas for the site's slogan rating system, which clearer should be implemented with some changes, especially since no one here has yet to praise or be satisfied with how slogans are currently rated.

I agree with Chelly in that designers and slogan folks outta get together and create some interesting designs together. Some people already submit a slgoan-centered design to the main sub contest, but so far the results haven't been very cohesive and/or stunning. This will be another goal of this blog, and any such submissions will be highlighted at the top of the page as well as any further attempt to legitimize slogans on Threadless, which Nintechno and I believe deserve more respect on this site.

The Sam- No prob in putting you up there- keep coming up with awesome sentences that amuse us so.

miss-your wander (say the first part with a french accent), i still like the sarcasm font and dead musicians slogans the best of your recent output. Keep it up man!

bacon- i dig your new imaginary friends one.

swints: That would be incredible if you could give a go at designing a membership card for our club! We need to distribute a card to start forming our Coalition of the Wording! The dawning of a new age of slogans on Threadless has begun (cue the 2001 "apes going ape" theme).

I'm gonna be having a few new entries up soon, so give em a gander wontcha?

BaconJesus

I have no idea what you're talking about Frickin. Maybe you have too many imaginery friends.

ZombieToArt
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Umm can anyone see the above message or is it just an underscore? I was just commenting that my "movies" slogan is nearing the 50% mark, any extra +votes are appreciated

BaconJesus

All I see is the underscore. I'll get you there, check soon.

BaconJesus

All I see is the underscore. I'll get you there, check soon.

Torakamikaze
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i hope this club doesnt show me the door like that men-hating feminist club did

BaconJesus

I had my sister and my girlfriend vote on it. So close, I know the feeling.

MeLa de Gypsie

I haven't submitted a slogan in a long time.. but I did this morning...

do check it out?!!!

Torakamikaze
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i havent submitted a slogan since the 80s

MeLa de Gypsie

... were you even born in the 80s?

MeLa de Gypsie

wait you were...

I'll change my statement...

... did you even know how to write in the 80s???

Torakamikaze
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I wrote my first great american novel when i was still in the womb

It was about a man's struggle of living in pool of goo

StopPickingOnMe

I'M IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!

You are so FRIKINAWESOME

Boopy

aw im not in it......

but check out my slogans. prease.

Boopy

:3

The Crackers

dude have you seen mine?

you might like them

i'm joining

ZombieToArt
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The Crackers: Why would I want people to ask me how I'm anti-social? Then they'd talk to me, eww. Also I love Community Service Doesn't Pay.

Boopy: Well you don't have much selection, but I liked the Mario one. Also, shouldn't it be Kart? Just throwing it out there...

StopPickingOnMe: If I close my eyes and wish....sigh if only...

Torakamikaze: I've expressed my love for the soliloquy one in the past, but the vague is also as good as this really awesome thing I saw one time.

2 new ones from meee and as of posting my Movies one is on 49%...sooo clooose

chelly

would it be too much to have a comment section for the slogans? i think it would be nice.

FRICKINAWESOME
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bacon- are you messin wit me, dangit it all!?!? Well, SOMEONE had an imaginary friends slogan, and i thought it was you...besides, bacon, can you EVER have too many imaginary friends? Look, two more just joined my possee right as i was typing this.

torakamikaze- Nah, we won't kick you out, your slogans are too good NOT to be included on that list of wordy awesomeness! and we'll only kick you out if you constatnly insist on us listening to your boring novel readings, like your Tom Wolfe-sized tome that details what you've had for breakfast every day since you can remember and how this has dramatically shaped your life. That theory aint so hot, man....

mela- welcome to the soon-to-be-coolest blog on Threadless (at least that's what my mom said to me as she handed me my grilled cheese with the crust cut off along with my ear medicine)! I like your new Vietnamese one. its not something i would wear, but i dig the humor going on in your noggin. Stck around and post some more when you get the chance...

StopPPickin'- Thanks for the kind caps compliments, man. Is that the aformentioned cat in half your slogans as your icon, Stop? And is that little fucker giving me the finger?!?!? If so, he can join to.

boopy- i must agree with zombietoArt about it being Mario Kart with a "k", but keep submitting and before you know it you'll be on the board!

the crackers- hey, are you really indeed 13 years old? Man, I barely even KNEW what computers were during my 13th year of life, except that if i did well at my bar mitzvah, i would have enough cash to get all the Tandy keyboards i could type on! You've got some good stuff- just filter down anything below 25-30 percent so people can have more access on voting on the slogans that seem to be liked by the most amount of folks. It doens't mean the other ones are bad, just not everyone's cup of tea. I really like your "catch a tiger", "anti-social", "bed sheet", and "community service" slogans. Keep coming back and tellin' the Club when you got more to vote on.

zombie- you will get to 50 percent by tommorrow. I feel it in my bones...and it feels really strange being in there. So get your percentile outta my marrow and onwards and upwards on Threadless!

chelly- did you mean a separate comments section on this blog, or on Threadless in general...cause i dont think i can quarentine off a section of this one just for comments. I wanna so more ha-has on your page in a few days OR ELSE.....i'll ask again soon, but more pathetically.

Damn all my slogans bombed today! Maybe i gotta take a break and sit back and watch everyone's funny slogans come down the pike while re-charging my own funny bone?

WHO'S MADE A MEMBERSHIP CARD YET? WHOEVER CAN WHIP ONE UP THAT'S AWESOME WILL WIN SOMETHING SPECIAL!








ButtercupPez

To FrickinAwesome- thanks for fish, err the swell comment earlier.

To Zombie- ha, i like your movie slogan. I'll go vote for it.

ButtercupPez

^err, thanks for THE fish. That's what i get for trying to be clever and ref Douglass Adams. =)

ZombieToArt
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50%, woo, thanks so much for your support guys pulls out pre-written speech I'd like to thank my parents...the acedamy...

MeLa de Gypsie

and do you want a membership card for yourself? or a card in general?

chelly

FRICKINAWESOME, you speak the crazy jibbajabba that i like so well! also, i was thinking comments for the slogans on the part of threadless creating section (you know, while they're changing the voting scale and all that).

BaconJesus

Congratulations ZombieToArt, the world is with you on this happy day. I just 30 minutes voting on all of everyone's slogans; all of you better show me some love.

BaconJesus

By the way ButterCupPez this stood out to me:
"A warning to mathematicians: don't drink and derive". It should be doing better, maybe try rewording it?

Torakamikaze
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CHAPTER 37
Anguish and Despair


The night had been spent dreaming of being an Olympic swimmer. I needed the gold in order to save my family who had been taken for ransom by terrorists hippies for some reason. Restless, I soon awoke in a cold sweat without so much a square Bounty papertowl to dry me. Feeling weak and unrested, I stumbled to the kitchen in hopes of regaining what little humanity I still had left.
The pantry door was slightly open, like a Vietnamese prostitute with little to no vacancy. I scowered the splintered wooden shelves finding no remnants of breakfast related food items. I gasped in horror at the site of an empty pop tart box that had not been disposed of. I slowly fell into a fit of denial.
"This can't be!" I yelled aloud, "Will my hunger not be sated?"
I paced back and forth nervously, like a fat kid in a fairy tale awaiting to be eaten. My stomach churned, and I groaned like John Stamos right before he says "Have mercy" in a disapproving fashion.
"Surely there is something that will tarnish this ever-growing feeling of emptiness" I thought to myself.
But alas, the only items worthy of consumption were a pile of sandwiches and lasagna in the fridge. Those clearly weren't acceptable as far as breakfast foods are concerned. I then began to tremble, like an 80 year old white man listening to gangsta rap.
I could feel it now... this was the end...

TO BE CONTINUED

BaconJesus

Ooh, I like story time. Tell me more! Will you guys drop by my "Dressing Jesus" blog sometime?

FRICKINAWESOME
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Mela- I'm hoping to have someone whip up a community membership card for our blossoming group of wordsmiths, not just for me! Why would i wanna have a solo card that shows what i already know- that im the chairman for a one person, multiple personality club that only has enough funding to hitch a ride with a middle school field trip to the pickle jar plant! Everybody, get in my mom's station wagon pronto! Single file, dammit! So, once again, GOOD THINGS WILL COME THE PERSON WHO CAN WORK OUT A MEMBERSHIP CARD FOR THE OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB....just email me with the design and we can talk about it! I guess we need a slogan for the slogan club to put on the card, so we'll have to work on that.

tora- a very interesting piece, but i feel there's a bit too many metaphors. They are all awesome, but you need to space them out more than two examples a sentence! Oh, and stop mailing me letterbombs!

chelly

um, i feel tapped out of slogans as my favorites were all below 20 percent popularity. can i still be in the club? because i'm a good little voter.

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