The left-hand sticker says, "If you can read this you must be high." Or should I perhaps say the "port" side instead of left? Hmmm....
Also, I hope Skinny Corp doesn't get mad at me for using their sticker. I mean, as far as this competition goes it's not leaving their possession and it can only really promote them, right?
Anyway, stickers can change, the point is, haven't you always wanted a jet pack???