Star Men in Moon's Milk
Contrary to popular belief, the Moon is not a rock. It is a delicate glass ball filled with luminous Moon Milk. The impact of a large meteor would be enough to crack the surface, thereby causing it to leak out it's resplendent liquid, as well as the Star Men who live inside it. It is very important to AVOID ALL BODILY CONTACT WITH MOON MILK! Though beautiful, it is incredibly poisonous to humans!