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Lucky Addendum

Oh the joys of adding \'between the sheets\' or \'in bed\' to fortunes. It doesn\'t just work with the fortune either. Try it with your lucky numbers, or \'learn chinese\' phrase.


I first submitted this as a text tee, but that was before I thought I could draw a fortune cookie. Regardless of whether I can or not, I tried anyway.

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firebolt816

ha, my friends and i play the "in bed" game with our fortunes too

SuperPope

A friend of mine recently got "Good things come in small packages" as a fortune. I laughed, until my wife got "Be content with your lot in life. You can't be first in everything."

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dementophobia

I usually say "under the covers."

jonny loser

A friend of mine once got the fortune "You will recieve good fortune from the mouth of a small child."

Madlune

I don't like that you used the lucky numbers - you should put a fortune on there... or.... something

thanksalatte

once, a friend of mine got "You will recieve new clothes" in her fortune cookie

mlsfishi

I also think you should have used a fortune instead of the lucky numbers. :\

SuperPope

If you think this should have a fortune instead of the lucky numbers, you don't get the artist's joke.

crisco disco

the lucky numbers is more funny than a fortune. that's the whole point.

Aiwendillie

lol! We ate at a Chinese restaurant a week ago, and my friend got a fortune along the lines of "You have a special tool, use it well and it will give you great success.." (in bed!). $5 XD

dadraudt

The idea is great, but the execution needs a little work, I think.

Larza

Hee, I kin'a like this one. Typically not a fan of "perverted" things, but I like it. Funny thing - I got a fortune that said "you look pretty". Just..reminded me of it. ;D

PinkCharli

Haha! Very cute. Maybe its just me, but the fortune cookie at first looked like fingers to me... A/w, $5

cainskiller

the numbers are good... see how even on this comment section everyone is talking about the different fortunes they got? i'm looking forward to wearing this and having all my friends tell me random stupid stories about fortune cookies! $5

zingamaroo

one of the numbers should be 69

st3phphane

haha a friend of mine got "You will read this fortune and think to yourself, "Damn! I could think of better fortunes than that!"

Jooliesays

Maybe clean up the fortune cookie drawings, but the idea is a winner.

iwasatree

arn't those the lost numbers?
like the t.
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mynameisnette

i usually play it as "in my pants" try it sometime.

jayman22

i got the fortune : some men dream of cookies, othe men dream of fortunes." its my favorite!

Starker Klang

If I didnt here this on t.v. I wouldn't understand it, thank god I saw it.

veggieheadgeek

the idea is there, clean it up a bit and this will get printed. i got a kick out of this game for like three weeks straight with my friends at lunch.

Marykc

funny, the cookie is a little weird lookin but, I see where you were goin. $4

Kitisconfused

Absolutely. I would kill for this shirt.

TupeloHoney

the last fortune i got was "you will develop an interest in lawn care or gardening." go figure.

ladykat
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this is hilarious - i too add 'in bed' to my fortunes.

'cause i'm oh-so-mature.

repubblica

just one small problem..its you're not your

brandibrandalyn

your is why it's funny, cuz it's not perfect english!

miss-tearious

No, no, no..... It's, "...under the bed sheets"

arizonajoel

yeah, if it said....your lucky number are 6, 9, 69, 66, 99, 6969 I think I would be a buyer

Xaverie

What the hell...? It's not "you're"! You're means 'you are' remember? Your shows possessions.

"You are lucky numbers: blah blah: would be kind of ricockulous.

But yeah. This is amazing.

You people stop suggesting he add 69s and stuff. It's funny because the lucky numbers especially have nothing to do with sex. FUNNY.

darkrose

i like the concept but it could be better executed

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