Let's make friends, yes?

I want some friends for no real reason. I'm pretty awesome so when you become my friend you can be like "this is my pretty awesome friend Matthew Perry".


Any takers?!

Watch this
vebberts

Awww, you're like the lonely puppy left in the box.

mattman

I am EXACTLY like the puppy left in the box. Except I'm the one left on the highway.

funkie fresh
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you had me at hello...?

mattman

Cuz of my charisma, no doubt.

gerpander

If you buy couple rounds then yes maybe.

littlem

hi maaaaaaaaatt.

mattman

gerpander, you think I drink alcohol? I am only 20 years old! It is not legal for me to consume and/or buy alcoholic beverages...

Hello, littlem!

I have never been skiing before so I do not know, Chaos.

funkie fresh
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if you come to cananda you can drink legally

mattman

I like Canada/Canadians. When I was 14 I got... a sugar rush on apple juice.. with a Canadian girl.

ChaosWhistler

Ask me again when you can ski, jerk!

littlem

gasp, matt, you badboy , you.

mattman

EFF YOU! SKIING IS LAMEXCORE.

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel...

That's what I like about these high school girls, man... I get older and they stay the same age.. yes, they do.. yes, they do.

mattman

EFF YOU! SKIING IS LAMEXCORE.

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel...

That's what I like about these high school girls, man... I get older and they stay the same age.. yes, they do.. yes, they do.

mattman

I n00bed up.

gerpander

matt, get some pot then if you can't get any beers man.

ChaosWhistler

You're right, I was just testing you. Let's be friends. I want to go see a movie.

mattman

I don't dig weed or any of that schtuff.

mattman

What movie?

gerpander

You must lead a sad studious life ending up in a high position in the corporate world with a Mercedes Maybach in the garage.

Come on, lighten up! Get some! Enjoy life which may end in a state penitentiary!

mattman

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

gerpander

Oh well, aim for the Maybach then.

mattman

My stomach hurts. I think I need food.

gerpander

10 put beer inside stomach
20 if stomach full go to 30 else 10
30 pass out

Mong.

yo matt !!! whattup?

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