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Rorschach: Session 1

THE HOMAGE TO RORSCHACH'S

INKBLOT TEST (Session Collection)

is designed to help the wearer accurately

assess various personality traits of people

that they might encounter on a day to day

basis. These encounters could be with per-

fect strangers, relatives, friends, politicians

and primates.



By following these easy steps, you will be

able to conclude that everyone that you

have come into contact with, are all a bit

'off the wall'.



STEP 1: OBTAIN A RESPONSE

The wearer is asked to obtain a response

from a candidate about the design on the

t-shirt. Take Note: Responses in any way

similar to "It's a piece of crap", allows the

wearer to skip straight to Step 3.



STEP 2: INTERPRET THE RESPONSE

1. If the candidate responds to the design

as a whole, it could be concluded that they

are able to deal with relationships in

meaningful ways. Milk this aspect of their

personality for your own benefit.



2. A response to minor details could

indicate obsessive compulsive tendencies,

which is a defense mechanism protecting

them from having to cope with larger

issues in their life. Point this out to them,

it will drive them up the wall.



3. A response to negative (white) space

could be interpreted as the candidate's

inclination to see things in their own way,

it could be a manifestation of negativism

and stubbornness. Do not in any way

aggravate these candidates.



4. If the candidate sees colour, but is pre-

dominantly guided by the form of the ink-

blot, they are believed to be capable of

feeling deeply, but also of holding back

their feelings. Take Note: These candidates

are walking time-bombs and should be app-

roached carefully.



STEP 3: DRAW CONCLUSIONS

Decide whether you would like to pro-

ceed with having any further contact with

the candidate.



ADDITIONAL INTERPRETATIONS

If the candidate sees red as symbolising

blood, their impulses are unmanageable.

Normally attributed to Vampires.



If the candidate is confused about seeing

male or female elements in the inkblot,

they might be in conflict over their own

gender. Do not, under any circumstances,

point this out to the candidate.



If the candidate sees movement, it could

be concluded that they are intelligent

and creative. After 1000 responses, it

appears that everyone is creative.



If the candidate sees animals, but no

people, they may have problems relating

to people. Normally attributed to politicians.

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wired_fractal

This is nice, good design for a shirt. But it would be frightening to place on your wall since it also depends on your mood. When your angry or depressed, it may convey or heightened those kind of emotion.

Good for a shirt though, I'll give it a 5

Alpha Ryan

I do like this one, because I see a ton of things in it. Plus your design concept page is funny, but that bears no significance to my vote.

AngelMonkey

Though I realize it isn't as true to the Rorschach test, I actually like the colored version a lot more.

juliagoolia

I love the description!

skipcronin

please remove all three of these subs as soon as possible.

bitq04

do i see pandas?

WEContact

Oh man, I love the color. 4$, 5$ if there were no pandas. Not a panda fan am I.

Lydja

i love this..
and the whole idea behind it!
awesome job on this!!

brda

Awsome design, I'm a big fan of the Rorscach tests although I never knew what they were called before now =)
[5 and buy]
Definitely in black on grey; it's more confusing to people that way

bespoke

Thanks for all the comments! Don't worry skip, I won't subject you to more test sessions.

matt casey

this illustration is intense, but gnarls barkleys video kinda cheapens it.

MrsBBC

How many of these have you made, why dont you make 1 and submit that. submitting 3 of anything is doomed to failiure. Everyone gets pissed and says they hate them/tells you to remove them etc. Theyre actually really good. Its a shame you submitted 3, instead of your favourite

nanine

I have read of 1 person saying they are fairly repetitive....I would say you are a bit of a drama queen....they are different...that's why they are called sessions 1, 2, & 3

bwolfe

This is hot. I would definately consider purchasing this.

janell6267

An angel at the top , 2 girls faces on the outside, 2 pandas, a kangaroo face wearing sunglasses, and 2 iguanas below the pandas. I like the kangaroo the best . :)

Dagget

it reminds me of the gnarls barkley video

lesquelette

this one has a lot more interest than the other one...
it kind of reminds me of lungs

seaofballoons

a banana. a swamp. an afro...

w4nderl4nd

This isn't a rorschach test when you draw your stains to make faces or a panda for example...
It seems kinda fake to me... and why all these rorschach subs? Those who don't like the concept of one won't like the others, and i think the serial submitting depreciates each submission...
To finish, all this pretended psychological dimension doesn't justify anything especially when these aren't rorschachs!

dmabryal

Cee-lo & Dangermouse. Word. Oh yeah, nice shirt.

lorlaur

The first thing I saw was pandas in the middle, and then the faces on the outside. And then the roots. In that order!

WHO AM I!?

mrdeadhead

yea well what does it mean when i see pandas? that another threadless trend needs to die?

sophie the ocelot

I liked it, but reading all the comments kind of turned me off it. I feel like such a sheep. 5 for my initial response, but no $

epilepsy

i dunno, the fact that i see an evil face that looks kind of alien is a problem i think, maybe i should go see someone about this...

AsStarsGoOut

theres pandas in there.

Theowlrulestheworld

LOVEIT A TON!!! 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555!!!

save the PIGS

ink blots are very "in" right now, yours doesnt really set apart from the others, make it more complex

elizamcdoolittle

I'm diggin the color perception. I'd buy it!

antinormalist

PANDAS!!
I love intwined designs like this.
$5

Killerlamb

STOP MAKING THESE YOU STUPID BITCH.
FROM THESE DESIGNS I CAN TELL YOU THIS:
YOU'RE PROBABYL UGLY AND YOU WANT MONEY. DIE. 0!
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Harukio

Oh I like these, although I think Session 3 works best in color

Harukio

I think the rest of my comment died:

I think I like this one the most, but I wouldn't want to have to choose.
Oh and other people need to stop freaking out about the multiple sessions, I mean honestly, how do they expect to get their mental problem fixed with just one session? o.O

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