The Noble Ninja and the Scurvey Pirate...
It's a feud as old as the internet itself. Their battle is epic though the outcome remarkably inconsequential.
A line's been drawn in the sand. What side will you stand on when the swords are drawn.
A vote of $5 is a vote for a winner...or at least a vote against a Stupid Ninja who can't even win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe!