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manderss

Haha.
More details?

g3rpander

Don't that bitch know that it's old technology when you take it out of the store?

She could get more money on selling Atari 2600's on Ebay.

Tonteau
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Ahahaha. Gutted.

J-Ray

Haha, you said "pwned"

EZFL
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hahaha

staffell
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jsut watch the video manderss

but for those who are too lazy, basically she paid the guy who had the first spot in the queue $800 dollars so that she could get ahead of everyone else, buy the store out of iphones and then sell them on ebay to make profit. She failed to read the rules of purchase which said only one iPhone per customer, and thus lost her $800 to the guy....who thus got the phone + accessories for free!

Larlar
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hah

staffell
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thus thus thus

staffell
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it's a shame you can't see her expression when the manager of the store tells her she can only have one. that would be PRICELESS

peater

staffell- are the folks across the pond excited for this, or is it just some crap technology to them?

staffell
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personally, I couldn't give a shit. I think that's the general consensus around here anyway.

who wants to finger a phone/ipod screen? Scratch marks are inevitable, grease marks?? rubbish

g3rpander

Another iTurd to clutter your desk/pantaloons.

peater

yeah, i tend to agree. although these guys have seven among them, and they're liking it.

still no word of a replacement battery.

Bramish
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What's so special about it? How does it make phone calls better?

shirtflirt

some dude picked one up here yesterday. they look very slick, pretty much like an ipod.

but 600 US $ is way too much for a friggin phone

canceromega

I can only imagine how angry she must have been when they wouldn't let her buy all the iPhones. Hah!

Bramish
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Maybe you can call dead people with it. Can you call dead people with it?

shirtflirt

only iDead people

Bramish
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$600?! Fuck me! My phone cost me £15. It fits in my pocket and lets me send and recieve calls. What does that extra £285 get me?

peater

i dunno if she's bright enough to be angry

just an inane bummerrrrrrrr

shirtflirt

uhm, a lower case i in the name of your phone?

it's got that new touchscreen technology which looks pretty cool but will inevitably be full of bugs on the first go round.

canceromega

I don't know if there's much of a point in buying one now since more than likely it'll be improved later on. A couple years or so?
Some pros and cons.

peater

it gets you laid. by the people behind you in line.

staffell
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it's a fucking gimmick, that's all


On another note, did that dude fall out a time machine?

shirtflirt

weird you can't have custom ring tones and yesterday, we found that there's no vibration setting, for when you wanna ejaculate.

staffell
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touchscreen = grease marks!!!

go figure

shirtflirt

i wanna do my editing on a touch screen.

i think that'd be neat.

g3rpander

When I bought my iPhone it came with a well equipped Thai ladyboy. So there, now you know where your £285 are going to.

Omair

haha.

man, why do I feel like the touch screen will be calling the popo when it rubs up against my pocket in my pants?

shirtflirt

how much for a samoan muy-muy?

staffell
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it magically only works with a touch of the skin pear

wotto
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fuck iphones and all phones for that matter - there like a fifth limb to some folk. it makes calls. full stop.

That woman is a C-U-N-T.

staffell
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...so you'd have to have a hole in your pants all the way to your peen for that to work

staffell
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haha wotto, such britishness is so refreshing on this site

Omair

I might actually consider doing that, you never know when you're about to get murderkilled and you need to call the police with your penis using your touch screen phone.

staffell
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well you know, practice makes perfect..just don't splooge all over it cos I've heard that's not very good for the touch sensitivity

staffell
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erodes it away of some shit

wotto
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well - what can I say?
Phones bother me most when I'm on holiday. Last year I went to Dubia and on the beach every bastard and his dog had their phone and a stupid ring tone to boot. Fuckin harassment thats what it is.
Fuck phones - throw em in the sea.
Hold on my phones ringing.................

Omair

my technology has not yet advanced to the point of hands free sploogocity.

staffell
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or*

peater

an attached soap dispenser would be most useful.

speedyjvw
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bawahaha

rich people sure can be dumb

sonmi
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why did she have it all in cash??

shirtflirt

because she's a drug dealer

FRICKINAWESOME
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The iphone will be cool to own in 2-3 years when its on its third edition, plus then it will be half the price and be three times as good, hold up to 30 gigs of music and have all the kinks worked out. people who need to own expensive technology just for the sake of it being new are pretty much consumeretarded anyways.

Kerrn

hahaha what a jerk...
why are you reading dallas/ftworth news david?
planning on visiting me? : )

i heard that on top of the phone being hella expensive the bill every month is just as bad to support all the new features

if i see one more commercial im going to go nuts
they come on like twice in every commercial break

i need to find The Soup's video about how the iphone is the perfect stalking device

-k.

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