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THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION AS TO WHO WILL GET THAT BRIEFCASE TONIGHT

AND I'M HERE TO TELL YA

THAT THE ONLY CONTACT YOU'LL HAVE WITH THAT CASE

IS WHEN I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

AND KICK IT IN PLACE WITH MY SIZE 9 BOOT


MIKE BAUTISTA PROMISES YOU

THAT THE ONLY DIRECTION YOU'LL BE CLIMBING

IS DOWN

SIX FEET FROM WHERE YOU'RE STANDING

Watch this
lxromero
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1 design submitted -

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I'M COOKING?!

Hint: It's not pizza

Omair

5 TIMES DONUT BELT CHAMPION

UNDEFEATED

ALWAYS KISSING GIRLS

BUT PEOPLE STILL DARE TO CHALLENGE MY BEEFINESS

MY BUFF STRUCTURES

OMAIR LAUGHS AT THIS

HARD

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA

YOU ARE TINY

I AM BIG AND BEEFY

I AM STRONG

YOU

YOU ARE FLOPPY

YOU ARE A FLOPPY WET PANCAKE I LAUGH AT YOU

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA A HA

STEP TO MY BEEFY STRUCTURES

IF

YOU

DARE

AND YOU WILL KNOW

OH

YOU WILL KNOW

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A POTATO CHIP AT THE BOTTOM OF A BAG OF LAYS

BROKEN

5eth
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Morkki
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1 design submitted -

I WILL TAKE YOUR BUTT FOR A RIDE

IN MY CRAZY TRAIN

AND YOU'LL BE LIKE OH WAIT THIS ISN'T KANSAS

NO SHIT THIS IS LOSER BUTT TOWN

POPULATION: YOU

Chipmnk

WHEN I SEE YOU AT SUMMERSLAM

THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE

IS YOUR MA'S POT ROAST

WHEN

I

AM

DONE

WITH

YOU

Torakamikaze
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I KNOW (ahhhhh) WHAT YOU ARE (ahhhhh) THINKING, COUSIN

pant

THIS BELT (ahhhh) THIS BELT BELONGS TO, YOU?

weaze

WELL IT (ahhhh) IT DON'T, COUSIN

hissss

YOU KNOW (ahhhhh) YOU KNOW WHY?

spits a little

CUZ THESE 13 INCH BERMUDA RATTLESNAKES ARE READY FOR YA

cough cough

AND THIS (ahhhhh) THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT STRONGFIGHT (ahhhh) THEY'RE GONNA BITE YOU A WHOLE NEW SET OF PAIN, COUSIN!

Omair

THIS SUNDAY

NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE FOR DINNER

ALL YOU WILL TASTE IS

MY FOOT

IN

YOUR

ASS

BECAUSE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

TASTE WITH YOUR ANUS

Morkki
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1 design submitted -

A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW

WHEN SCIENTISTS OPEN YOUR GRAVE

THEY WILL FIND YOUR BUTT

BURNING RED HOT

FROM THE SPANKIN' IMMA BOUT TO LAY ON IT

Chipmnk

BUT

WHERE

DID YOU PUT

MY TOE SOCKS

Omair

I MADE YOU

A MIXTAPE

DID YOU LISTEN TO IT YET?

TRACK 3 HELPED ME GET THROUGH

A

REALLY

TOUGH

BREAKUP

Chipmnk

WAS IT

CUTE WITHOUT THE 'E'

THE E IS REPLACED

BY MY FIST INSIDE YOUR FACE

(CUT FROM THE TEAM)

mike bautista
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lxromero said:

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I'M COOKING?!

I HOPE IT'S LASAGNA

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD

LASAGNA

IN A

REALLY

LONG

TIME

BeanePod
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6 designs submitted - Score now!

I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER I WISH I WAS DEAD...

* not totally sure did it right
Morkki
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1 design submitted -

I WILL

HUG

YOU

LIKE YOUR MOTHER

NEVER DID

AND YOU

CAN CRY

A LITTLE

SHHH

IT'S OKAY

taz-pie

YOU PUNK SUCKER

BEFF LIPS EXTRACT

HOT TODDY DRINKING WITH A STRAW

POPPED COLLAR BANANA

DASCHUND LICKING

SMALL CONVERTIBLE CAR SWOONING

MOTHERFUCKER

taz-pie

ANYONE WANNA GRATE SOME CHEESE ON MY BUTT

taz-pie

AHMUNNA RAM YOU LIKE A SMALL COMPACT CAR TRYNA GET OUT OF A SMALL SPACE

Morkki
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1 design submitted -

I WILL

MAKE

YOU

READ MY

FAN FICTION

IT'S

ABOUT

YOU

AND ME

FOREVER

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