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let's have a conversation using only movie/tv quotes

rules:
- must make some kind of sense.
- next comment can't be from the same movie/show.


let the games begin!

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vectored_life

-laughs silently to self through nose- Alright, Alright, Allriiiiiight. -repeats same laugh-

Torakamikaze
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They have a hostage. It's my wife.

mike bautista
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is she funny or something?

fightstacy
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I mean what she doesn’t know won’t kill her. Right? Oh my gosh. This would kill her. This is so fun! I am a horrible daughter.

WarDrobeInSpareOom

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

lxromero
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Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

macdoodle
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There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

lxromero
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Whats the matter? C.I.A. making you push too many pencils?

BeanePod
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"Excuse me while I whip this out."

lxromero
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Oh you are so full of crap. Your five foot nothin', a hundred and nothin' and hardly have a spec of athletic ability and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years, and you were also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Norte Dame in this life time you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself and after what you gone through if you haven't done that by now, it aint gonna never happen, now go on back.

BeanePod
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i don't wan your life!

R2P2design

You want fame? ... Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying. With sweat

FoodStampDavis
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This conversation makes no sense.

  • The Godfather
Morkki
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Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore.

pijaczaj
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Not you, fat Jesus.

FoodStampDavis
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Morkki
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He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!

FoodStampDavis
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Look, Mike, calm down.

macdoodle
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Do you want number one fuckee?

pijaczaj
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Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

lxromero
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You're killing me, smalls...

Bio-bot 9000
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If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already

taz-pie

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for humborgers, I can tell you I don't have money.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my weiner go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you brakfas.

BlancaJP
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Musarter
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"Slowly a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound like a log-truck coming at you at a hundred miles an hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth. And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier take one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he created. A complete and total Barf-A-Rama."

Torakamikaze
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It's just been revoked!

crade_one

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Morkki
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Golf clap?

Golf clap.

Musarter
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"Avoid the clap."

FoodStampDavis
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See a doctor and get rid of it.

lxromero
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

macdoodle
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That's a used condom Alan.

lxromero
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Well, I just-- I don't see the harm in bringing one little condom.

BlancaJP
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I'll have what she's having

soloyo
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"Here's looking at you, kid."

L-M-N-O-P
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"I...drink...your...MILKSHAKE!" intense slurping sound

Morkki
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That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Musarter
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"Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake!"

macdoodle
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Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.

Torakamikaze
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it get the hose again.

Musarter
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I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Torakamikaze
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I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Morkki
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To make soap, first we render fat.

[+duracell-]

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

Jordan_Bender
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Thanks for everything, Herc'. It's been a real slice.

postlopez
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Her? Is she funny or something?

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