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MERKINSPURLOCK I hope you...

have a nice day because I think you're cool.

Watch this
mike bautista
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and your raglan just came in yesterday but I'm too fat I need to either lose weight or buy a large I'm not ready for these kinds of decisions

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LXROMERO I hope you...

have a relevant gif for comment directed towards you.

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BEANEPOD I hope you...

become a real, cool dog.

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merkinspurlock is awesome

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ALEXMDC and FOODSTAMPDAVIS I hope you...

think this comment is mean enough to enjoy.

"you smell funny and I hope you forget how to eat and choke on a soft pretzel!"

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BurritoGoblin said:

wait i wanted to bump this one, not the other, dumber one.

That's what she said!

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citizen rifferson said:

Merkinspurlock? more like JERKINspurlock, ammiright?

this thread just got mean, yo.

Twiggyhall

LMAO @ the Gallagher avatar

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MIKE BAUTISTA I hope you find a basket full of puppies and money on your doorstep

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MIKE BAUTISTA I hope that your hands become covered with kitten fur so anytime you want to feel the gentle caress of kitten fur against your cheek all you have to do is touch your face.

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CITIZEN RIFFERSON I hope you...

feel good after that joke that was a really great joke.

Chipmnk

Mike, I was just trying to think of a goof that was like, "You've worried so long, but now your future is set," and then I place my hand on your belly like you're pregnant, but that doesn't really work in text form, so I bailed.

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