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Stock Photos to boggle the mind


"A human arm with half a pickle on it representing a leech"


Riiiiight. Carry on.

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karaed
gasponce said:
FoodStampDavis said:

no mom, I didn't get the job...

We need to come up with practical uses for every one of these.

taz-pie
FoodStampDavis said:

"Close-up of blonde woman tasting cheesecake"

is that a chunk of dick cheese?

Morkki
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Nice potatochopping!

Most of these probably used to have a sort of sensible explanation as commissioned illustration. And then the photographer decided that hey, maybe someone else out there in the world could also have use for a picture of a pickle on an arm. Ya never know!

Not sure about the chicken man series though.

karaed
Morkki said:

Nice potatochopping!

Most of these probably used to have a sort of sensible explanation as commissioned illustration. And then the photographer decided that hey, maybe someone else out there in the world could also have use for a picture of a pickle on an arm. Ya never know!

Not sure about the chicken man series though.

The chicken man series actually seems like the most sensible ones of the bunch.

Morkki
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"Drawing on a drunk friend's face with marker"

I don't mean to disturb you Linda but I think Steve's actually dead. Or on bath salts. You might want to step away slowly.

gasponce
karaed said:
Morkki said:

Nice potatochopping!

Most of these probably used to have a sort of sensible explanation as commissioned illustration. And then the photographer decided that hey, maybe someone else out there in the world could also have use for a picture of a pickle on an arm. Ya never know!

Not sure about the chicken man series though.

The chicken man series actually seems like the most sensible ones of the bunch.

Agreed!

Morkki
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Actual description from Shutterstock:

"Funny man with watermelon helmet and googles looks like a parasitic caterpillar"

Well that's exactly what my buzzfeed is about, what a coinkydinky

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