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mike bautista
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lxromero said:

I sit next to Jeff

it's like going to an italian restaurant and ordering vanilla ice cream.

Morkki
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mike bautista said:
lxromero said:

I sit next to Jeff

it's like going to an italian restaurant and ordering vanilla ice cream.

Makes ya think

mike bautista
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Morkki said:

When you drop a buttered toast and it lands on your cat

an open book is only worth half its value when it's closed.

Musarter
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When you fall asleep and your cat decides to sleep on your pillow; ass to face style.

Manupix

When the web keeps throwing things between me and work.

Chipmnk

Expain is what I was left with when my wife left me.

L-M-N-O-P
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When you order a BLT (with four different types of tomatoes to choose from) but they tell you that they're out of bread. And bacon.

mike bautista
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Musarter said:

When you fall asleep and your cat decides to sleep on your pillow; ass to face style.

who bakes bread for the baker?

Musarter
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mike bautista said:
Musarter said:

When you fall asleep and your cat decides to sleep on your pillow; ass to face style.

who bakes bread for the baker?

Nailed it.

mike bautista
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Jake Friedman said:

When you have to poop, so you go to the bathroom but you don't have to poop anymore.

time doesn't exist in Texas.

thompson98

when you go to get something at the shops but forget to buy that thing

RAIL-GUN
Musarter said:
mike bautista said:
Musarter said:

When you fall asleep and your cat decides to sleep on your pillow; ass to face style.

who bakes bread for the baker?

Nailed it.

ha!

taz-pie

chicken nuggets for dayz

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