help me build the perfect hotdog

I'm subbing this into the parody contest. I think the hotdog is fine as is, but I wanna know from all you hotdog experts if there should be more stuff added. would you rather have the hotdog go under no changes, or do you want to wear The Ultimate Hotdog, whatever that may be? also, any other feedback is appreciated!

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Needs more celery salt.

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