My 5 year Threadversay is... one month ago.
Guess I missed it. To be fair, I get drunk a lot in the bathtub lately, so the days kind of run together.
Some of you old-timers may be thinking "Five years and one month? But I don't recall every seeing you around before last year... and didn't you get some kind of newcomer trophy just a little bit ago?"
You're right. I joined five years ago but I couldn't really think of anything to say until last year.
Also, mind your own goddamned business.