It's almost 2014 and I was distracted for a minute thinking about things I should resolve to do:
1 Go Roller Skating More
I have a rink only 15 minutes from my house and after taking my kids to a bday party there have realized how much I miss being on quads and busting out some sweet backwards skating moves. Look how awesome it can be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR17n0u3U-Q
2 Stop worrying about shit
I have horrible anxiety. I need to stop or I will die sooner than I want. I'm already concerned about what I just wrote
3 Be sexier (if that's possible)
I've drank a lot of beer and have been pretty lazy in 2013. I've also done a lot of making up for being a vegetarian for years and have clogged my system with an over-abundance of meat. I'm the biggest I've ever been in my life and there's only so much my epic beard can cover up. Time to hit the gym, change my diet, and NEVER give up beer.
4 Only communicate in GIFs
5 Post more in these here blogs
I'm busy (excuse) and lurk around on here without posting very often. Do you even know who I am? I love you.
6 Use Instagram less
I am a dirty whore
I only have 5 so far.... the rest of them are all serious and I don't consider them new resolutions. Keep On, Keepin' On
What about you folks?