Boring News 6

Bringing you all the most boring news at 6.



  • a man was found sitting down yesterday on the corner of 5th and la
    brea. he's not there anymore.

  • a thirsty customer caused no commotion at all when entering a starbucks. when asked if they served free water, an unnamed employee replied, "yes."

  • in sports news: local favorite sports team won an important game last night. unfortunately, the team they faced added a loss on their season's record.

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lemonalle

Weather report: It was somewhat cold outside today but not, like, too chilly.

melmike
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This just in... A car parked too close to the line on one side prompts complaint from local man. "The space was a little tighter than I would have liked."

Theo86
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A hungry customer came into the sub shop deciding if he wants a small or large sub... He got the large sub.

littlem

this just in my stomach - beer.

littlem

there's a warm breeze in the southern hemisphere

soloyo
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500 dead people... at the local cemetery

melmike
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soloyo said:

500 dead people... at the local cemetery

We're now getting confirmation that the death toll in this area is expected to rise in the coming years.

mockingbird23

Local cow gives more milk than expected, details at 10.

Twiggyhall

Cat claws couch...homeowner shakes fist and swears

Omair

This just in at news: Rock and Roll is a genre

Chipmnk

A man starts a fire in his home. He falls asleep. The fire destroys his home, his body, his life.

Chipmnk

That would be boring to you if you lived my life. *stares out window wistfully *

Jake Friedman
Chipmnk said:

That would be boring to you if you lived my life. *stares out window wistfully *

This just in- area man stares out window wistfully.

macdoodle
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Fast food patron stunned to receive onion ring in order of fries.

littlem

Person stares at clock that's turned one hour back. Story will continue at the 10:00 news.

macdoodle
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Florida resident successfully updates all her apps.

olie!
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In Wooster, Ohio today a couple discussed what should be done about the dog.

Manupix

Breaking news: man drives home after week-end visiting relatives.

TheInfamousBaka
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A man tripped while walking today and started to jog, just in case someone was looking.

macdoodle
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Area man with white beard obtains seasonal job as mall Santa. "It just seemed like the right fit" says mall representative.

vectoredlife

BREAKING NEWS: "Is lack of sleep causing decreased energy at work? Find out at 9"

Musarter
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Just in: local man majestically sipped a coffee and stroked his beard while he watched another patron place an order for a decaf. Will the patron use cream or sugar, none or both in this decaffeinated beverage? Update in 5 minutes.

littlem

southern california chick wakes up and realizes she's probably doing it wrong again.

Musarter
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Update: Cream only.

In other news, man goes to work and sits staring at computer all day long. Live stream available at our website.

vectoredlife

This Just In:

Gebe doesn't like 'Murica! Read more here!

TheInfamousBaka
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BREAKING NEWS

Cucumber falls out of man's sandwich. Now it's on the floor.

vectoredlife
TheInfamousBaka said:

BREAKING NEWS

Cucumber falls out of man's sandwich. Now it's on the floor.

Channel 4 News Update: Wet floor signs being placed near fallen cucumber. Are they related? Find out after "Generic Crime Drama Television Show"

TheInfamousBaka
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Tonight at 10

We interview a man that has gone for a walk.

vectoredlife

Reporter: "We are coming to you live from the scene where a middle-aged man has just fallen down a flight of stares. When asked for comment, he replied "my leg hurts."

Jake Friedman

This just in: local teenage boy eats Doritos™, and with cool ranch dusted fingers, he plans to play 6 uninterrupted hours of Call of Duty.

Omair

This just in!

Carol please pick up your phone.

Morkki
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Local man couldn't finish his fries. Eye witnesses confirm that his friend was hungrier and ate one or two of the leftover fries. They agreed to split the bill anyway.

Torakamikaze
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Reports from Chopper 12 indicate that people look significantly smaller when viewed from a helicopter. More at 11!

Morkki
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Several area people report that tap water was first too cold and then too hot.

Omair

Tonight at 8: Local mom types on iphone with index finger. Takes 12 minutes to find letter "K" on keyboard.

Omair

Tonight at 8: Local mom types on iphone with index finger. Takes 12 minutes to find letter "K" on keyboard.

macdoodle
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Administrative assistant thankful to mythical space genie that it is Friday...updates her status to reflect her joy. Video at 11:00

Omair

Are your teens being sexy? Find out after Seinfeld tonight at 11.

Omair

Are your teens being sexy? Find out after Seinfeld tonight at 11.

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