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People suck, but Jess doesn't

Hello friends,


While Jess was doing what Jess does best — making sure drunk kids can party at the meetup — someone stole the only worldly possession that she cares about. No, not the shuffleboard table. The other only worldly possession she cares about. Her bike.


Since Jess cannot live bikeless and had to compete in a triathlon, a replacement bike has already been purchased. But she could really use your help paying it off. It cost a lot of dollars.



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Ryder
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tha'ts cool! what a good cause...

also, i expected this bike to be made of pickles...or at LEAST be green!

soloyo
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WTF someone stole her bike!!!

Morkki
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1 design submitted -

Maybe you can paint the bike pickle green? Or at least hide a pickle under the saddle. Bike thieves suck, man.

EZFL
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I'd be so pissed if someone stole my bike. Definitely wouldn't be able to afford a new one.

Really lame that some asshat showed up to the party, had fun and then left with someone's bike. Hope the thief rides into a pothole or is hit by a car door.

Twiggyhall

Done!! :D

I heart the Jess so muchly

*finds thief...soaps their fountain, fruits their drawers

SteveOramA
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10 designs submitted - Score now!

Almost funded times 2! I wanna hear that custom ringtone...

Ryder
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this is why i never learned how to ride a bike...

[+duracell-]

any leftovers to go towards Joe's adult big-wheel

littlem

Ombungholio! Those jerkbuttz!!!

littlem

*poooooooooooooot

Sarcasticatbest

Bump back to top of page for anyone who would have missed this at work or sleep or stuff.

YaaH
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Congrats for the new bike ^_^

Thomas Orrow

I had my bike stolen once, about a month later I found it in the town centre. The police came and cut the lock off and gave it back to me.

Sarcasticatbest

Bump 28 hours left to get a little more czash for that lady.

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