People suck, but Jess doesn't
While Jess was doing what Jess does best — making sure drunk kids can party at the meetup — someone stole the only worldly possession that she cares about. No, not the shuffleboard table. The other only worldly possession she cares about. Her bike.
Since Jess cannot live bikeless and had to compete in a triathlon, a replacement bike has already been purchased. But she could really use your help paying it off. It cost a lot of dollars.