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The 2013 Chicargo Booze Express experience in 500 words or less

My second year going to the BIG Threadless meat-up was nothing short of alcoholic...I mean, amazing!!


How bouts I throw some random memory/inside jokes atcha??



  • I'm on a plane...mmmmmm mmmmmm

  • Dayman... ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh!!!

  • It's business, it's business tiiiiiime

  • You're the best... arouuuunnnnd

  • Monica slithering around on the floor

  • finally meeting in person and spending time with one of my very dearest friends <3

  • beer, beer, beer, beer, mint julep, beer, beer, beer, beer, tropical drinks, boxed wine, fireball shots, fancy tropical drinks, beer, beer, beer, beer

  • eating one strip of bacon for "dinner" on Friday

  • hazy shenannies @ kickball

  • super drunk rendition of Private Eyes karaoke with my best bro ToraSteve

  • Captain's log, including an unknown Randy getting his appendix out @ 2:15

  • sparkly tu-tus and peacock eyelashes

  • hugs, kisses and grabbing/spanking everyone's butts

  • potato product

  • hanging with andrewstamps...this is the kind of fool I could get into a lot of mischief with

  • winning a mini Bestee for best selfie...I will treasure that framed photo of Vinedong forever

  • Perry throwing toilet paper down the stairs in mock anger

  • "cool story, bro"

  • Jess. Just Jess. I effing love her

  • drunkJeff calling Perry and I "pb & j"

  • Pretty Priscilla...she just makes me smile :)

  • strongman Jillian...she'll forever be my girl crush <3

  • Pyle hair and handsomeness

  • Randy trying to run away from me...and me always finding him

  • bacon-wrapped date @ Navy Pier...with random jets flying around

  • Perry just shaking his head at me every time I did/said something ridiculous...which was a LOT

  • everyone eating Chicago-style wieners

  • Dead drunk Sunday with new bar friend Peter...who had Stef, Monica and I all figured out

  • drunkStef drawing penises on drunkMonica's arm...sober both of them noticing it on the way to the plane Monday morning

  • failed selfies in the cab with Gabe

  • Drunk History/Breaking Bad @ Jess' s

  • sidenote: Jess's cat doesn't like to be pet on the belly

  • some lovely beards...Lance and Seth come to mind

  • bricks....everywhere


I didn't take very many pictures this year because drunk me was just too busy enjoying it all, but what I did take is on my facebook dot com dot org dot edu dot ca and here is a small sampling:


We're so pretty


Some bro love


Hangin' @ the Threadless HQ on a Sunday


Ummmm..yeah. Just soak it all in


Duck Dynasty & Pug Life


And, of course, this....


I had a blast with my Threadless peeps, as always.


My only regret is not hanging out with/drinking scotch with my buddy Dustin :( I dunno how I missed seeing him, but hopefully we'll get to see each other at a mini meat-up soon cause I don't think I can go a whole year without hanging with him :)


Also Seattle/Portland in September, people....just sayin'...


XOXO,


TwiggyJen

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5eth
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Wow, my beard gets categorized with Lances?! Definitely one of the proudest moments of my life.

BeanePod
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The slithering....oh the slithering....

Twiggyhall

No Festa beard this year...and that's a damn shame

hahaha yes, the house of slithering was in full effect

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AW YEAH!

Gotta make it out to Seattle one of them days

Twiggyhall
jeffreyg said:

AW YEAH!

Gotta make it out to Seattle one of them days

yes...yes, you do...Chance & I will get you trashed with many boots of beer :D

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Totally a Jeff molesting.

Twiggyhall
BeanePod said:

Totally a Jeff molesting.

yes...yes it would be

but what a way for him to go! ;p

BeanePod
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wait a minute.....500 words or less.....

did you really count your words......did you?

Twiggyhall

hahahahahahaha I thought about it...but it seemed like too much work :)

Twiggyhall

oooh oooh!!! Update: Gabe and I did get in one decent selfie shot!!

taz-pie

i love you twigz

Twiggyhall

d'awwwwww!!! <3

wuv u too, gurl

I hope muchly that you get to come to one of these some day!!!

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Looks like fun times were had by all!! I so want to go to one of these shindigs some day. Thanks for sharing!!!!

Twiggyhall

Next year!!! DO IT!!!!! :D

Sarcasticatbest

I came for what was written and stayed for Sesame Street! Selfies are a must if you plan on keeping your award each year.

Twiggyhall
Sarcasticatbest said:

I came for what was written and stayed for Sesame Street! Selfies are a must if you plan on keeping your award each year.

:D

crap, Cris...did we even meet???

shizz be so hazy...so very hazy...

taz-pie

Did you all win awards? Who won Best Butt?

Who won Loudest Fart?

Who won Should Be In Rehab?

Sarcasticatbest

Sorta, I sat behind you for Jeremyville and I stole Jefe away from you and Steve for a few min Sat night. I am far to awkward to introduce myself, but you saw me for sure on Sat-being awkward on stage in the green shirt hahaha.

Twiggyhall

hahahaha Tazzy...I donut even remember who all won what...but the framed picture of SexyCraig award is amazing...

Dang it all to heck, Cris :( we shoulda talked during the day on Sat...I was still sober then and would've remembered! lol

JILLLLLLLLLLLIAN...... :P

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Twiggyhall said:

oooh oooh!!! Update: Gabe and I did get in one decent selfie shot!!

Successssss

This was, what, attempt #8?

Twiggyhall
GyleDesigns said:
Twiggyhall said:

oooh oooh!!! Update: Gabe and I did get in one decent selfie shot!!

Successssss

This was, what, attempt #8?

lololololololol at least!

that cab driver was prolly like W...T...F...???

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Beardos help beardos. It was good to see you!

Twiggyhall

Good seeing you, too!! Next time we'll have to chat more :)

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Threadless is a funtime.

Twiggyhall

Stef Face, what are some other captain's log items??

I has a hazy forgetful

BeanePod
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and friendship......

Twiggyhall
BeanePod said:

and friendship......

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

remembering you going "AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH" on the staircase in the condo....hahahahahahahaha

mezo
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Captain's Log: "Drunk"

Still trying to figure out what Randy got their appendix removed...

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^ cause acoustics

Twiggyhall
mezo said:

Captain's Log: "Drunk"

Still trying to figure out what Randy got their appendix removed...

yes. good strong summary

didn't you delete the mystery Randy from your slidephone??

Twiggyhall
BeanePod said:

^ cause acoustics

hahahahaha yes indeed

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