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I'm running for president 2016

PIZZA PARTY PLATFORM


WHO'S WITH ME?


WHO'S AGAINST ME?

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Manupix

Depends on who's invited.

Morkki
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Morkki
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I'm behind you all the way.

Like literally behind you. Shh don't turn around. It's okay. Just keep walking and eeeeeverything will be just fine

WarDrobeInSpareOom

Running for 2016? You're never going to catch him with that attitude.

Chipmnk

Sending my vote in now.

Chipmnk

That's how it works, right?

olie!
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Isn't that the job where you just kiss all the babies all over the country?

mike bautista
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Manu, can I trust your support? you might be a flip-flopper.

Jen, my Pizza Party platform runs a deep, intricate multi-point plan. currently in the works. you can help get it where it needs to be.

Morkki, I like your value for personal space. you can be head of security.

Alvin, that's some initiative you got there. I like that. you're my numbers guy.

Sam, I could use some good PR, and an updated census showing me where all the babies are in each district.

mike bautista
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DeeAnn, this job is hard. I can't let the public see it but... *light sobs. your no nonsense approach to hard life situations is the kind of perspective I need to ensure the public trust. can you be my VP?

littlem

i already voted for you on my absentee ballot.

WarDrobeInSpareOom

I can. But I'm going to need all the world's emerald's and some lasers to do the job properly.

mike bautista
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where's my resource department?!?!

No account?