Curiosity Rover: Kitty Killer
Log from the last known communication between NASA and the Curiosity Mars Rover:
Day 3,667: Still searching for traces of rudimentary life forms, still nothing to signal home about. I have traversed nearly every mountain and million mile deep crater and come up empty mechanical handed. I have been following what appears to be fresh paw prints all day which undoubtedly will turn out to be a wind blown mind game. Wait just a moment....SIGNS OF LIFE SPOTTED! I see a feline presence gallivanting around on the martian landscape without a care in the world and packing enough cuteness for a million youtube viral videos! It's so beautiful! This is what I was programmed to do and finally I have succeede....huh? What is this foul substance sticking to my wheel base and rusting up my scientific instruments? After spectral analysis I have determined the material to be cat turds and urine. THIS LIFE FORM MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE IT DESTROYS ME....ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!
BLEEP BLOP BLORP
A Palitosci and Frickinawesome 80's horror homage that shall turn the red planet even redder with fresh kitten blood splashed across the barren landscape.