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*sigh* Singledom.

Yeah.


So I stopped seeing the guy I was seeing.


I'm really not broken up about it or anything, I mean... It was my decision to end things (and they ended on good terms).


But I guess the main point of this blog is to profess my undying love for Hector/againstbound.


No, wait, no. That was the secret intent of this blog.


Shit. You're not supposed to reveal secret intents!


Anyway, my Friday night is lameashell and no one has joined my meetup yet (which I previously whined about) and stuff.

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taz-pie

i get spongy lady bonerz

OwlsOnTheBrain

Sponges aren't hard...

...

... right?

Torakamikaze
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My nickname in high school was Spongy Boner

Omair

No way! my mom told me that people used to call my DAD Spongy Boner. What does this mean? She said my dad died in a helicopter race though. But... could it be?

Omair

She also said that about my brother too, this is really weird, she said he died in a racing accident, too. this time ostriches.

WHY IS MY FAMILY.

taz-pie

wait. aren't ALL bonerz kinda spongy?

or have i been mislead about the anatomy of bonerz?

OwlsOnTheBrain

Kinda spongy= yes.

REALLY, SUPER spongy like I'm envisioning: NO.

Steve The Great

wait,,,, they're not supposed to be super spongy?

I've been trying to get mine spongier and spongier.

Torakamikaze
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Oh fuu. I was in the hospital for 20 years with a leg because of ostrich racing accident. Everyone thought I was no more. My wife was about to give birth to my son brother before I said "I have to do this race for our family."

Twiggyhall

Super absorbant boners now with more absorbant

citizen rifferson
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if by some bizarre twist of fate I end up getting a race horse I shall name name it Spongy Boner, that's the name of a champion right there.

taz-pie

Im gonna name my firstborn Super Spongy

Twiggyhall

Have you guys checked out that new cartoon yet? SpongeBoner HardPants?

BeanePod
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Wait....is that anything like SpongeBob Square Dick?

Omair

it's dead, man. she's gone.

RIP.

BeanePod
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flags raised....dramatic pause.....silence

life punch!!

OwlsOnTheBrain

Wait, whaaaaa? I thought the blog just died.

celandinestern
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the word 'spongy' sounds so weird in my mind now. Like it isn't really a real word.

SJ27

Maybe because there aren't many words that rhyme with spongy.

There's bungee, but that's made up. (Yes, all words are made up, but you know.)

Maybe grungey as well.

Goldendust

If you really mess with the pronunciation of fungi it could sort of rhyme?

taz-pie

are we still talking about penises?

ellygeh
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I just went through every single comment on this blog and all I have to say is: tee hee!

ellygeh
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I hate shirley temple

BeanePod
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i'm just glad she decides to cover up those teeth....cause she knows. she knows.

SJ27

Shirley Temple has led a pretty awesome life. She has a cocktail named after her and was US ambassador to Czechoslovakia during the fall of Communism. Dakota Fanning isn't ambassador to anywhere.

OwlsOnTheBrain

I love all my new Threadless peeps. Since I've been hazed and all, do you guys accept me now? Can I like, join your ranks?

Steve The Great

If you want, I guess. We have ranks? Can I be Staff Sergeant?

Twiggyhall

Is there a rank for weird, awkward girls??? Because that's what I would be.

BeanePod
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we are all equal in the army of awesomeness

Ryder
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you're accepted

Twiggyhall

Did I saw awkward? Because I meant AWESOME.

Ryder
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if there's a club for weird awesome girls... let me know when they have a dance because i'm definitely going to be asked to the dance by ALL those girls

Twiggyhall

Well, you already slept in a hotel room with one, so there is that...

Twiggyhall

Ok, now it's awkward again. DANG it!

BeanePod
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lol, one of the shortest "videos" ever

Twiggyhall

BUT SO POWERFUL

BeanePod
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i find myself drawn to the eye on the left. that must be her power/go to eye

Omair

It's like she's still here with us...

Twiggyhall

OMG prom song flashback!!

Omair

I remember the way she used to smile and laugh at all jokes.

RIP.

BeanePod
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probably layin' low after hunting down and eating fat baby

OwlsOnTheBrain

Yay! So excited.

And duh, you have ranks. I wanna be... First Chair Trianglist.

Omair

She will always be remembered, though her time here was short, she lives on in our hearts... She loved to laugh.

Omair

Maybe she'll remember our good times, maybe she'll come back... Or maybe she left us the way the rest of them did. We don't have much here, but dreams...

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