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*sigh* Singledom.

Yeah.


So I stopped seeing the guy I was seeing.


I'm really not broken up about it or anything, I mean... It was my decision to end things (and they ended on good terms).


But I guess the main point of this blog is to profess my undying love for Hector/againstbound.


No, wait, no. That was the secret intent of this blog.


Shit. You're not supposed to reveal secret intents!


Anyway, my Friday night is lameashell and no one has joined my meetup yet (which I previously whined about) and stuff.

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BeanePod
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No, he meant Austen....two totally different people.

kathleenisradical
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The glasses are the coolest of the cool, yo.

Bio-bot 9000
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"Do I make you horny baby? Randy? Yeah baby, yeah!"

Chipmnk

That's where my mind went, Sam. I'm glad I'm not alone.

Bio-bot 9000
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"Oh behave, Mr. Darcy. Grrr! Yeah baby!"

Omair

What powers does he have? Lolololol

OwlsOnTheBrain

Shit. Damnit.

My point was: LEAVE MR. DARCY ALONE.

He reminds me of the babe.

littlem

the babe of the power

OwlsOnTheBrain

PRECISELY. I love you guys

firstgrouphug

Omair

Is this some kind of white person thing?

Omair

Sike, I love Jennifer Connely, but hate movie references.

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i just assumed she was talking about the pig...

littlem

sike. i was just joking. i was talking about the pig, too.

littlem

Sike! i was just Psyche-ing!

littlem

btw, would you mind sparing a square? i've been left stranded, stranded, stuck on a toilet bowl.

Bio-bot 9000
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ok, but just one ply.

littlem

you're my hero

littlem

oh dang, my finger broke through :/

Omair

This elationship is moving too fast, Pecky.

taz-pie

who farted?

Steve The Great

I'm Pecky. No need to worry about IPear.

Omair

winku winku, hi hello n_~

SJ27

I thought of that joke on Family Guy when Kathleen Turner got cast as "the babe" in something and it turned out to be Babe Ruth.

Then I googled "family guy the babe" with the safe search off, which is now on my big list of things not to google with the safe serach off.

Then I remembered it was actually a joke from The Cleveland show about Cleveland Junior getting old fast or something and it was just that Family Guy characters were in it because it was the first episode.

Then I wondered why I bothered watching the first episode of Cleveland and pretty much abandoned all hope that anyone else did and thought it was a reference no one would get.

But hey, remember when Kathleen Turner was on Californication and taught me what a trombone was?

OwlsOnTheBrain

Guys I'm tired and I'm in class and I feel like writing a run-on sentence because they give me hard-ons (yes I have that capability as a female) and I'm bored as hell and stuff.

That is my day.

Bored.

Also: I almost fell asleep on the bus.

howenviousareyou?

Also: I love that Elmo gif. So cute. I will be married to Elmo one day, it's decided.

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ohno. the blog is about girl boners now.

everybody get ready!

OwlsOnTheBrain

I was waiting for a gif.

So relieved.

Chipmnk

It's okay, I'm here now so her girl boner can go back in.

Bio-bot 9000
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Girls don't even have bones, rather a system of pressurized fluid-filled chambers and spongy tissue. And cinnamon.

Steve The Great

That sounds even more terrifying. But I like cinnamon!

Bio-bot 9000
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The cinnamon is produced in special glands. Cinnaglands. I read this in books.

Steve The Great

I trust you because your name is Bio-bot 9000

Omair

hey, some dude told me once that spider legs work like the way boners do. Is that true sam?

OwlsOnTheBrain

Sam. Got it. adds to the list of names she knows

Omair

Oh pecky, you and your lists, you're just a character.

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This just... this just feels right.

Omair

Where there was dark (my heart) there is light {you [because these feelings (love)]}

xtiffany

why is this blog what is happening ever

Torakamikaze
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and I knew, this was the day our two love is now just a single love

OwlsOnTheBrain

That Batman reminds me of the creeper Wonka meme.

Lol.

Also: whose love is a single love? I wanna be all up in that love-y shit, yo!

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