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*sigh* Singledom.

Yeah.


So I stopped seeing the guy I was seeing.


I'm really not broken up about it or anything, I mean... It was my decision to end things (and they ended on good terms).


But I guess the main point of this blog is to profess my undying love for Hector/againstbound.


No, wait, no. That was the secret intent of this blog.


Shit. You're not supposed to reveal secret intents!


Anyway, my Friday night is lameashell and no one has joined my meetup yet (which I previously whined about) and stuff.

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OwlsOnTheBrain

I clicked & survived.

Manbutt is okay with me. Your tagline for it made it sound SO MUCH WORSE. somuchworse.

My favorite thing is still fat baby putting itself in the corner. Bahahahaha.

OwlsOnTheBrain

For the record, my profile pic is me smiling up at my best friend, but I cropped her out cuz, well, she isn't on here ever. So yeah.

But seriously, did you make that?!?!

BurritoGoblin
BurritoGoblin profile pic Alumni

... but I cropped her out cuz, well, she isn't on here ever. because you ate her?

anyway yes. I have a sinus infection on labor day and everyones at the beach but me so yes i drew it because ive been abandoned.

OwlsOnTheBrain

That is so awesome! I wish I could draw

cries in a corner for a few hours

And duh, I ate her! I was dang hungry, okay?!?! And there were no fat babies around...

reags
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someone really should call dibs on the bestie before hector does again.

OwlsOnTheBrain

She's mine! We're a packaged deal :P

Omair

Not sure what was wrong with my tagline, it's a buttblast, dang. Get your mind out of the gutter, master splinter.

OwlsOnTheBrain

Guys I hate women sometimes. Sometimes.

I mean, we're great and all, but sometimes we suck (and no I don't mean like that! Grr.)

OwlsOnTheBrain

Also I have some pretty fucked up arms in that picture. I look like I got de-boned.

Steve The Great

man, I love women. but you guys sure do suck.

Omair

Oh man, you're a woman? Good thing I didn't start making jokes about poopfarts

Steve The Great

Where did fakemike get a picture of my arms??

Torakamikaze
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Is this the woman blog? I have to tell you guys about my problem.

It's not about a woman though. It's about life.

What is life?

Omair

Life is woman, woman is to be alive, to be with woman is to be with life, no woman no life. A wise man said that once, his name was Prince Vegeta.

OwlsOnTheBrain

We do suck! One of my bestie in LA is getting his heart chewed on, spat out, run through a dishwasher, put in a landfill, burned, ashes sprinkled over the sea so he can't even have a proper funeral, etc.

And why the hell do the noodle arms not have fingers??

Also, is 8 pm too early for a beer? Or too late? Or just right? Damn, fuck it, I'm having a Bass.

(If you disagree that Bass is the best beer on the planet, get off this thread NOW)

OwlsOnTheBrain

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY BEER SELECTION?!

Go AWAY.

Hee hee.

Torakamikaze
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People drink bass?

lol who drinks fish? That's silly. You're silly.

Oh you mean like Flea? Gosh that's silly!

Stop it! Youre killing me over here!

Torakamikaze
Torakamikaze profile pic Alumni

Welcome to life.

lifepunch

OwlsOnTheBrain

Is that a fuckin' Ninja Turtle?!?! I hope so.

If so, there is a God out there.

(Are you there God? It's me, Margaret)

Wow, can you tell I work at a bookshop and read/read all day long as a child/adult-being?

Omair

Can we do a joint hazing for OwlsandRaisinsonCelery and Mike Jr. LET'S DO A HAZE, GUYS. COME ON, LET'S GO!

FIRST HAZE, WE LEAVE YOU IN A DARK ROOM AND THEN YOU GOTTA GUIDE YOURSELF TO THE DOOR BY LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF A DOG LICKING IT'S JUEVOS.

Omair

BLOD IN BLODOUT.

Torakamikaze
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WELCOME TO HAZE. CAN YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE VIDEO JUEGO THAT IS LIFE?

Omair

WELCOME TO HAZE, YOU THINK IT'S TOO TOUGH? TURN OF THE COMPUTER AND GO TO CHURCH.

xtiffany

That doesn't seem tough.

OwlsOnTheBrain

Is the dog near the door?

Otherwise I don't see the dog being of much use...

(while in the dark)

Omair

The dog is outside of the door, but there's a microphone really close to it's nuts. Also, the room is actually a maze.

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