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So, my mom always tells me to shave because I look like a terrorist

So, to prove a point (that I look awesome with a beard), I did this:





But, apparently, I failed at proving a point because she likes this more.

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shirtflirt

you're an iranian scientist and italian plumber a shoe salesman in the bronx and a cabbie?

did i win?

also i have a massive beard right now. how the hell do you live with these things

Manupix

Perfect Mario!

Omair

Al,t he longest I think I've ever grown mine is this long: So, idk how massive you're talking here. I would just have to comb it when it was this long. Even then, I'd trim hairs here and there.

The most annoying part of bearding is having to work my schedule around grooming it. Because it's very time consuming and can be pretty messy.

As long as you condition it and groom it pretty regularly it is pretty liveable, I think.

shirtflirt

mines at that point. so massive was a massive over statement but i've never had a beard so it feels like i'm carrying around a few pounds of bees that occasionally rear up and make my face itch.

good to know about combing it.

and i honestly don't think i've used shampoo on it. you're not kidding are you?

Omair

Yes dude, conditioning is essential (I don't shampoo my beard). if you condition regularly, your beard will never itch, it also becomes baby soft. I don't wash my hair regularly, but I always condition my beard.

Combing is important too, at least for me, because sometimes my beard will curl up and tickle my face, that's a pain int he butt. You gotta have a really reliable pair of scissors that you can do maintenance with too, sharp and small.

Steve The Great

I dig the lumberjack Omair. But I also dig Mariomair

WarDrobeInSpareOom

I don't even remember if I ever felt your beard.

But your hair, man. Your hair is made of pillows made of puppies.

tracerbullet
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no! put it back! put it back now!

jeffreyg
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you actually look somewhat respectable now

jeffreyg
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shirtflirt

fucking conformist

shirtflirt

thanks for the info peardawg

Omair

I actually might do this indefinitely. It feels so good to touch my cheeks.

Omair

plus I'd like to join the dollar shave club.

tracerbullet
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random deanna sighting, what?

shirtflirt

i hear ya, i like being clean shaven too

Omair

oh my god, Deanna. She sensed a change in the matrix.

tracerbullet
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what's up? still canadian?

Omair

Hi, Deanna...

whisper in water

Most days :) Still Tanooki Suit Mario?

tracerbullet
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since 2006, baby

Kookaberry
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Oh god...no.

shirtflirt

conditioned beard feelsogood

Omair

I know guy, I know. Some people even shave using conditioner, idk about that though.

taz-pie

i prefer beardpear to omairio.

Kookaberry
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When you get a girlfriend you should not show her that you make blogs like these. Hide your shame, like your beard used to hide your baby soft cheek skin.

Morkki
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I want to see Owario

make it happen

Omair

If I have a girlfriend who finds my mustacheblog shameful, we will not be doing the dating for much of a long time.

bcrider

tracerbullet on Mar 22 '12 at 9:36pm no! put it back! put it back now!

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