Punxsutawney Phil's Driving School
Founded by one-time TV Weatherman Phil Connors, Punxsutawney Phil's Driving School teaches prospective students the 3 most important rules of driving:
1. You gotta check your mirrors
2. The other guy will swerve first
3. Don't drive angry
With these three rules, you'll have everything you need to avoid crashing into quarries and life insurance salesmen.