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Anal Sex is God's Will

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will


Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.


You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.


“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”


This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.


In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)


“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”


The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.


Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier


“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”


This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.


Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.


Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.

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Frank Vice

wait.. im athiest, wtf are you talking about?

lorem_ipsum
lorem_ipsum profile pic Alumni

ummmmm.....i don't even know what to say.

El_Dictador_Cubano

i weep for you. This is a really wierd/sad post. I am disturbed. Thank you. Bye.

shirtflirt

you like the muddy helmet, eh?

shirtflirt

besides, the only people i know who engage in regular anal sex, are my grandparents.

staffell
staffell profile pic Alumni

I've never liked anal sex, it hurts too much

deboraborialis

I knew you'd not be far away staffell.

GallyAl

I was gonna say 'Got in ther before Bram did eh Staff?' But that sounds just plain wrong!

ekaj47

i wonder how many chicks jesus poked in the pooper

deboraborialis

35 and unmarried......he was so gay.

GadFlie

I have a friend who is catholic. His older sister says she does "everything but fuck" because she wants to be a virgin when she is married. I didn't think of anal sex as being part of everything, but I guess she does that too. Wow.

mrs. squid

I like how this leaves out the whole "its easier to get AIDS this way" detail.

GadFlie

Do people do that to themselves?

Psuedoknot

Anal sex is God's will, submit sheep. Poke a hooker in the ass, even if it costs an extra $20.

deboraborialis

If you'd taken it up the wrong un, your not a virgin.

GallyAl

Hehe..up the wrong 'un! Nice one Deb!

Ste7en
Ste7en profile pic Alumni

I hope God leaves us more than anal sex in his will...

staffell
staffell profile pic Alumni

i'm not talking about taking, i'm being serious here!

shirtflirt

besides, fuck god's will. it's people's will. if they want buttsex, they'll have buttsex.

and i like your quote about the virgins bowing their heads and then you add in, in your own words, that this position makes anal ssex feasible. i doubt that. if they bow their heads, they wanna a dick in their mouth.

deboraborialis

What ever people want to do is fine by me, but it's poor advice to give to young people. Sex is sex, whether it's up your front bottom or back bottom. You're not a virgin either way. That's all I'm saying. Imagine your dad walked in and caught you. "Oh it's ok daddy, he was shagging me up the bum, so I'm still pure". I don't think so.

Psuedoknot

I want to put my dick in your mouth. BOW.

shirtflirt

i have no doubts you have a large penis, psuedo

ekaj47

if i went to church i'd love to see this preached there, later that day i could just see all the girls giving up the butt cause god said it was okay!

mrs. squid

I bet your die hard fundamentalist christian husband will be thrilled that you're still a virgin because you let the whole football team only drill your ass.

GadFlie

deboraborialis, can you tell me the list of things that when I do them I'm not a virgin anymore? Is there anything I can do with myself that makes me not a virgin anymore? Is there anything I can do with someone else and I'm still a virgin afterwards? Who gets to say what the line is?

Psuedoknot

Hey, if God said that it's okay not to take everything in the bible literally, I think it would be a good place to live on earth.

shirtflirt

don't be stupid gadflie.

i mean. everybody knows, god says where the line is.

Omair

I have anal sex.

shirtflirt

psuedo

come on now.
God didn't say anything bc he/she can't speak you nitwit.
the bible was written by men. horribly corrupt men.

Omair

it hurts up the butt.

Psuedoknot

iPear, if you get fisted first, it won't hurt with the penis.

i carnt spel

i could read it but i'm to busy filling many holes of may varieties...

if you know what i mean

shirtflirt

it's ashame that god is such a sick fuck. i mean, telling people to bang eachothers dirty arses is a twisted reality no doubt. i'll be glad when god wakes the fuck up and starts telling people that there are no rules; and that this is all an illusion.

i carnt spel

hold still may... she reckons the typing hurts!

pinkelephants

I'm so confused... up there it says she's a girl, but then she says "I want to put my dick in your mouth. BOW."

Girls don't have dicks! At least I don't!

Sometimes I think it'd be fun to have one for a day though. I'd pee on a wall.

And anal sex = icky.

GadFlie

I guess if you think that sex is about making babies, then you are still a virgin if you do things that can't make babies. But that means anal sex is OK but masturbating and squirting on someone's vagina is not OK?

specialdave

butt sex is gross. nuff said

deboraborialis

Having sex (either anal or vaginal) makes you not a virgin. To all intents and purposes it the same act. To say that having a guy shove his cock up your arse makes you still a virgin in the eyes of god is a complete joke, simply because it was the wrong hole.

Modern

HAHAHA i had to scroll up to see whether you're a boy or girl :(

shirtflirt

i just figure god gives the girl a free pass for being a real trooper.

Psuedoknot

Why does everyone think butt sex is gross? Have you people ever had anal sex?

deboraborialis

I love the contradiction of this. You could have anal sex with 10 guys, but you would be more pure than someone who had vaginal sex with one guy.

specialdave

because poo belongs in butts, not weiners. and it hurts whoever you do it to. i don't want to hurt anyone! i want to love them. make love not....butt sex that hurts and stuff.

shirtflirt

ok.

these blogs have gone on long enough.
psuedo, good for you for getting a rise out of people. but why hide behind bs christian insanity. come on out and just tell us you like to get poked in the rear. it's ok.
you don't have to pretend that god said it's ok. just tell us;
you like it when your fudge gets packed.

it's cool.
we're all friends here.

washes hands

GadFlie

I think it was supposed to be a joke all along, right?

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