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Y'know what it takes to sell real estate?

It takes brass balls to sell real estate.

Thanks Alex.

Hi everyone!

According to threadless, it's been about 289 days since I've been continuously active here. Nearly a year.

And what a year it's been! I finished up my last year of school, made a $2,500 22 minute short film that's being shown at various festivals (and will be shown at more soon!) and had both my arms replaced by robotic lobster claws.

You can check out the trailer for the film here ...

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I'll be sure to explain more about the stories behind making that if anyone cares! More importantly however, I've got a new design up for voting! Be sure to check that out and tell me what you think.

Before I got swamped with work, I was working on a few collabs. To those who I was collaborating with: Thank you for being patient. And if you decided to curse my name, well, thank you too I guess ... ? Either way, let's get back to work.

Anyway, it's good to be back. So which members have had sex with each other since I've been gone?

Watch this

I want to hear more about these robotic lobster claws!


I can lift most children and sever them instantly. It's proved useful.


Five days left to vote on the design!

So, how is everyone?


Four days left to vote.

I need to go swimming.


Welcome back bump ;D


Thank you sir, good to see you.


Three days! Thanks to all who have voted so far.

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The film looks great!


Thanks craig! Once the festival's are done with it, I'll be sure to put the whole thing up online.


Welcome back! Great trailer! I'll go vote!


You're too kind, sir. How have you been?


Spectacular one day left self-promotional bump.



Good to see you subbing again and a big congrats on your film project! The trailer looks awesome, can't wait to see the whole film. :)



You can view some stills from the film here, on my flickr:

Right here.

I've got another sub pending approval, really excited about it ...


Last day to vote on "Dino Day Afternoon" !

My next sub, "Standard Operating Procedure", should be up today ...

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