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Let's all get to know each other! (Especially CHICAGO people I'm about to meet!)

Okay, I'll admit it -- I haven't been around nearly enough in the last.... year or so. But golly if there aren't a TON of you fine folks out there who I keep scratching my head at every time I read your username. New or seasoned blogger vets, there are a LOT of you guys who I still know almost nothing about. I'll accept the blame; I've been a bad friend. Please forgive me?


Especially now that I'm about to meet so many of you in Chicago, I really want to get to know you a little bit better before hand. Odds are I will still have trouble calling you by the right IRL name, but I promise I really will try.


But this is not limited to just Chicago-goers!! Please take the time to introduce yourself even if you fully expect/hope to never meet me ever during the course of your natural life.


To help facilitate this getting-to-know-you-ism, I have thrown together a short(ish) survey of questions I think would help me better understand your true characters. And to better help you get to know me, I took it upon myself to fill it out first! Please copy/paste the below survey and fill in all your answery goodness. Feel free to add your own questions (and then answer them) if you feel there is stuff I ought to know! :)


<big><big><big>THE SURVEY</big></big></big>


THE BASICS


Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
One peen.


What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
Kevin!


How old are you right this very second? (this site can help)
23 years, 5 months, 1 hour, 46 minutes, 48 seconds


What does your face look like? (pics recommended)


Where are you from?
I am officially a GOhioan and have lived the last 5 years in Columbus for school. Before that I'm from Pittsburgh.


Where were you from as a kid?
I was born in Michigan but moved to PA when I was 1. From there I moved to Asheville, NC for 4 years when I was a kid before moving back to PA when I was 9.


Where were your super old folks from?
I'm mostly German, a little bit English, and then a tiny tiny bit of a billion other things, all of which are boring old whities.


The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
I have an older brother named Scott that strangers always tell me looks exactly like me. Seriously, people constantly ask if we are twins every time we hang out in public. We do not look that much alike.


WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME


Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
I'm about to start grad school in Computer Science & Engineering at Ohio State University. I'm hoping to focus on cryptography, networking, database systems, and modern web-based technology. I haven't started yet, but I'm hoping I like it as much as I think I will!


Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
I AIN'T GOT NO JOB, YO! Hopefully I can find something part-time that I can do during the school year. I wanted a TA position that would waive my tuition; maybe I can still get one of those and just get paid hourly instead.


Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
I have probably watched about three thousand movies in my life, give or take a few. I love film. My favorite movie of all time is Amelie. I love all sorts of movies, but especially dramedies and quirky indie/art-house flicks. I also have seen, own, and love hundreds of hilariously bad action/horror/sci-fi movies. I am an absolute sucker for zombies. The most recent movies I've seen are: Humpday, (500) Days of Summer, and Adam. I really enjoyed all three!


What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
I enjoy a wide variety of music, but most of the time I listen to folk/indie/electronica stuff. Lately I've been listening a lot to Bowerbirds, Sea Wolf, Passion Pit, Anni Rossi, Grizzly Bear, etc... I just started listening to Miike Snow in the last week or two and liked it a lot. Anna sent me the new Atlas Sound album and it is fantastic!


Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
I like to doodle, and I also really enjoy sewing small stuffed plush things. A rare few threadlessers have been lucky enough to receive something I've sewn!


Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
Margo and I just bought matching metal kazoos... I think that counts. I also took 4 years of piano lessons when I was a wee youngen.


What do you watch on the boob-tube?
I really enjoy British comedies (Peep Show, Spaced, The Office, Extras, Green Wing, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, etc) as well as American comedies (Seinfeld, 30 Rock, The Office, Reno 911, Curb Your Enthusiasm). I am super excited for Dexter and Californication to start back up again. Lately I have started watching a hell of a lot of The Food Network because it is quite literally porn for my stomach. I have absolutely fallen in love with Alton Brown and enjoy Good Eats as much or more than just about any other thing on television. I also really love the Discovery channel, especially Myth Busters.


Do you and others run around with a ball?
I am not really a sports guy at all, though I did play little league baseball and soccer as a kid. In college I played ping pong at least once (sometimes several) times a day every single day for about 2 years!


Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
Ever since I came to college (and didn't really bring any gaming system with me), I have played almost zero video games. But back in the day, I played them all the freakin' time! I love Mario, Zelda, Tetris, GTA, and most action/adventure/platformer games. I've never really been into RPG's much.


PREFERENCES/FAVORITES


Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
Ewwwwwwwww sticks out tongue Though I will admit that I am slowly, slowly becoming more open to tea. Still not really a fan, but I'm more accepting.


What's your favorite kind of berry?
Probably a tie between blackberries and raspberries. Boysenberries are pretty freakin' good too, though.


Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
I am a huge fan of Indian, Thai, Mexican, Chinese, Greek, Middle Eastern, Italian, and Southwestern food. Basically, I really, really love big, bold, spicy flavors. That said, I am still a sucker for a good steak-'n'-potatoes.


Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
Oh gosh, I am embarrassingly under-read, and I don't remember which authors wrote which books nearly well enough these days. That said, I'm a fan of Vonnegut and Chuck Palahniuk, and I really loved Everything Is Illuminated when I read that last year. I also really love Douglas Adams, George Carlin, and David Sedaris.


What's your favorite hue to view?
My favorite color is probably some kind of steel blue.


Favorite way to move from one place to another?
I enjoy walking, biking, and driving if I'm the driver. Being the passenger in a car and flying on an airplane are just too passive for me to say I enjoy them -- it just feels like you're sitting in a chair. I do really like the view, though.


What do you like to strap to your feet?
I just bought a pair of Onitsuka Tiger Ultimate 81's. I absolutely love them.


What's your favorite place to journey to?
I haven't traveled nearly enough to have a favorite travel destination. I really, really enjoyed my trip out to Portland I just did a week or so ago. Visiting Hawaii was also pretty beautiful. I'd really love to visit Iceland, New Zealand, and a bunch of places in Europe.


What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
My favorite book is officially The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.


What is your favorite game on a board?
BALDERDASH! 100%. I also like Clue.


What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
Oh man, favorite sandwich? That's so hard! I used to make these buffalo chicken subs with grilled peppers and onions and pickles and omg, they were so delicious.


What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
I used to drink this Ocean Spray White Cranberry Strawberry juice that was absolutely amazing. Usually I buy the frozen Welch's Whit Grape Peach.


What's your favorite sweet treat?
I don't really like candy all that much. That said, I do really love chocolate, especially dark chocolate with fruit in it. I also have a soft spot for Twix, Snickers, and 100 Grand bars. I also really like sesame candy, but I tend to not chew them well enough and the seeds end up in my poo :(


What's your favorite beast of the wild?
Oh god now that is hard. My favorite land animal might be the Japanese flying squirrel known as a Momonga. Maybe. My favorite sea animal is probably the sperm whale.


What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
My favorite kind of puppy is Brussels Griffon! Or actually, that's my favorite breed of dog. As far as puppies go, man, I don't know... Maybe Corgis?


What is your favorite Threadless tee?
That's really tough, and I probably can't pick just one. But I have always been really quite partial to The Motive.


RANDOM


What's your dad like?
My dad is an Electrical Engineer that over the years has had obsessions/hobbies involving orchids, exotic fish, coin collecting, lapidary, cacti, LED flashlights, and most recently, antique radios.


What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
I am absolutely unable to handle filmy, sticky, grimy surfaces. Seriously, they make my skin crawl and I want to die.


What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
Montgomery.


If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
123.456789


If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
If we're talking reconstituted breaded chicken patties, DEFINITELY the beef stroganoff. But if we're talking actual chicken breast, maybe even Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich chicken patties, definitely the chicken.


What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
Weenus.


Write me a haiku about bacon.
Savory dee-lish!
The only pig meat I eat.
Makes all things better.


ADD YOUR OWN IF I LEFT STUFF OUT!


PS - I realize this is actually quite long, so I guess you can skip whatever questions you want. I guess.

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TheInfamousBaka

Alton Brown = Bill Nye of food. He's amazing.

kevinwells

i realize this is actually a super long survey now (thanks to haya for helping me think up topics to ask about)

i'd really love if you all took the time to fill it out

even if you don't, you should at least introduced yourself, told me your name, and showed me what you look like!

kevinwells

that's 100% exactly correct, tiff. i want to be his best friend.

Good Eats is exactly like a food-themed Bill Nye The Science Guy for grown ups.

i also absolutely love him (and the show in general) in Iron Chef America

TheInfamousBaka

Tiffany here. I'm not going to Chicago, but I'm doing this anyways.



Me!

TheInfamousBaka

I don't have a TV at the house, but when I take over my guy's TV on the weekends, it's most Food Network, Discovery, Animal Planet and Nat Geo. Ahaha. I'm lame.

kevinwells

i forgot about the discovery channel! i love the discovery channel too :D i just went and added that to my answer.

i don't think i get nat geo where i live... maybe i do... i should look into it!

jess4002

oh man, for me, discovery channel and national geographic channel = win.

Rambunkcious

Hi Im Mallory, I went to Chicago MishMash where I met a lot of cool people and became frandz with them...Im not going this year, can we still be frandz?

Rambunkcious

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kevinwells

SUUUUUPER yay @ haya actually filing the whole thing out!


i really, really doubt anybody else will take the time to answer all of it, but boy i sure hope some of you do!

mgill52

I fully intend on answering that whole thing, but not right this second.

To give you a taste of how great my answers will be ill answer the first.

1.) I have a peen.

iPear

these questions are too confusing :(

Torakamikaze
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my butt hurts just thinking about how long id by sitting on my butt while typing out the answers with my butt

canceromega

THE BASICS

Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
I AM NOT REALLY SURE?

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
Anna/Annananananana/Grrl

How old are you right this very second?
19 years, 2 months, 18 days, 11 hours, 35 minutes, 59 seconds

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)

That one.

Where are you from?
Austin of Texas

Where were you from as a kid?
Houston of Texas. :(

Where were your super old folks from?
Mexico. And then... uhh... Scotland?

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
1 older sister - Stephanie
1 little bro - Shawn

WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
YES. University of Texas at Austin. I'm a Corporate Comm. and Spanish dual major. :)
I LOVE IT.

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
No jorb. Currently about to spend every money I have on concert tickets. Goodbye every money. :(

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
I don't really think I have a favorite movie of all time. I always say it's Space Jam when people ask me, so I guess that must be it.

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
Atlas Sound. Record of the year. Also a girl who calls herself George Pringle. Lots of Phil Elverum.

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
I have tried on several occasions to get awesome. Not successful. :(

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
Several. My new recent project is the drums. I'm in a band now, you see!

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
THERE ARE NO CHANNELS ON MY TV. :(

Do you and others run around with a ball?
Nein.

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
Lots of Mega Man, recently.

PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
Bofe!

What's your favorite kind of berry?
Strawberries, I think?

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Messican.

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
F. Scott Fitzgerald

What's your favorite hue to view?
Orange.

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
Biking or bus are the only two I ever do.

What do you like to strap to your feet?
Some cheap plimsoll shoes I bought from Urban Outfitters.


What's your favorite place to journey to?
Hopefully Chicago after this trip. :)

What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS.

What is your favorite game on a board?
Sorry, probably.

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
Turkey + avocado + muenster cheese + tomato + onion + lettuce

What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
Raspberry lemonade. Mmmmm.

What's your favorite sweet treat?
I have the largest sweet tooth ever. Ice cream, cookies, candy, all of it. I WANT ALL OF IT IN MY BODY.

What's your favorite beast of the wild?
I don't really know. Hmmm. Penguins.

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
MINIATURE. DACHSHUND.

What is your favorite Threadless tee?
The Future is Feeling


RANDOM

What's your dad like?
Tall and angry.

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
Egypt.

What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
Pascal.

If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
22

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
I think I would probably go with the chicken. I don't think I've had stroganoff before, and it makes me a little uncomfortable to read that word.

What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
Metacarpals.

Write me a haiku about bacon.
It is on a plate
It is also red, I think
Bacon is cool, right?

kevinwells

Torakamikaze on Sep 09 '09 at 4:54pm
this looks exhausting


it kind of was. feel free to leave out as much as you want, or just be brief. i don't understand the word brevity, apparently.

example of what i mean...

My answer:
Where are you from?
I am officially a GOhioan and have lived the last 5 years in Columbus for school. Before that I'm from Pittsburgh.


Perfectly acceptable answer:
Where are you from?
Ohio

boysbeambitious

Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
vajayjayyy,

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
Priscilla! or Pris. or Silla. or Pop. It doesn't really matter. :-)

How old are you right this very second? (help)
19.92 years old (sorry, too lazy to do the math!)

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)


Where are you from?
Portland, Oregon. :-)

Where were you from as a kid?
...Portland, Oregon. :-D

Where were your super old folks from?
Laos!

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
I have a 13 year old brother named Kevin.

WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
Why yes, I am! I'm starting my second year studying graphic design at Portland State University. I really love the city atmosphere of the campus. I kinda wish I could go to art school, but can't afford it.

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
Unfortunately I don't have a job at the moment. I am looking though!

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
I enjoy watching moving pictures very much. A few of my favorite films are High Fidelity, Singin' in the Rain, Fight Club, and Wes Anderson films. There's almost a high chance that if John Cusack is in it, I will probably like the film quite a lot more even if it sucks.

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
Lately it's been a lot of folky stuff. The Avett Brothers, M. Ward, Nick Drake, Noah and the Whale. But I often break out of the loop and listen to hip hop and techno.

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
I enjoy illustration, painting, and photography. :-D

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
I used to play viola in middle school (it has been passed down to my little bro), and I'm currently trying to learn ukulele.

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
I've learned to live without television, but when I do watch it, it's usually the Travel Channel, Food Network, or the Discovery Channel.

Do you and others run around with a ball?
I am not sporty AT ALL. :-/

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
I have an NDS and a few Gameboys lying around that I haven't touched in a while. Sometimes I'll play the Wii. Oh, I enjoy Rock Band a lot! But I don't own it. :'(

PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?

I love both. I used to only drink "tame" coffee drinks like mocha, but during college I was scrounging for money and learned to drink black coffee with just a bit of milk and sugar because it cost so much less. My favorite hot teas are jasmine and oolong.

What's your favorite kind of berry?
Hmmm I enjoy many berries.

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Japanese and Korean!

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
I have lots of books by Palahniuk and Murakami, and a few Vonnegut.

What's your favorite hue to view?
Red. :-D

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
Walking or biking. I really despise driving (to be honest, it scares me to drive)...which is why I don't have my license...shhhh.

What do you like to strap to your feet?
Flats, flip flops, boots, little heels ... I'm such a girl.

What's your favorite place to journey to?
I love to travel -- my favorite would have to be Asia, just because it's like a whole different world. I really want to visit Europe.

What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
It's hard for me to settle on a favorite book...so I'm not sure. I do know Alice in Wonderland was my favorite for quite some time.

What is your favorite game on a board?
I'd say Apples to Apples, but it's not exactly on a board...

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
Fresh crunchy lettuce, hummus, mushroom, perhaps a slice of tomato, etc...on whole wheat bread with nuts and stuff in it.

What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
Fresh orange juice with ice = I love.

What's your favorite sweet treat?
Dark chocolate with hazelnut or almond. Although I guess that's more bitter than sweet. :x

What's your favorite beast of the wild?
Prairie dog. Did you know you can have them as pets in Japan? They're fuckin' cute as hell!

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
Corgi or Akita!

What is your favorite Threadless tee?
Fangs on the Mound, or Shapeshifters Are Us.


RANDOM

What's your dad like?

My dad is really friendly and talks in great broken English. I get along better with him than I do with my mother.

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
Any kind of insect. Even butterflies and ladybugs.

What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
I do not like slugs, but I would name it Cranston.

If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
167

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Hmmmm. If the chicken patties were made from real chicken, I'd choose that one.

What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
Belly button.

Write me a haiku about bacon.
Fry it 'till crispy
Put it on a slice of bread
Nom nom nom nom nom.

iPear

THE SURVEY


THE BASICS

Do you have a penis or a vaginahole?
yes.

What do dudes and chix call you in the face?
Omair, Pear, Michael.

How old are you right this very second? (help)
7666 days, 17 hours, 31 minutes and 2 seconds

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)



Where are you from?
Newark, Delaware

Where were you from as a kid?
Newark, Delaware

Where your homecrew from?
My parents are both from pakistan, but my mom traveled alot between saudi arabia and pakistan.

gots siblingz?
Yes, three sisters they are all much older than I.




WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
I'm a civil engineering student that goes to Delaware Tech. It's meh, I'm going to go back for a second degree in something less lame.

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
I'm on an unpaid internship at Siemens. I also work 3 days a week as a pizzaboy.

Do YOU LIKE MOVIES WHAT KIND?
I love movies, I don't really have a preference when it comes to movies, except I hate really boring, overly melodramatic movies, or conspiracy theory movies.

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
I don't know it's hard to really pintpoint one genre of music tha tI like because I have a pretty robust musical taste, at least I think so.

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
I like drawing, yes. I don't do it particularly well, and I just like doing it for kickz, I never actually attempted to draw with purpose other than boredom.

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
Why would you ask me about pleasuring myself? Also, I don't play instruments.

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
Kevin, I have no idea what your'e saying. If you're asking what I watch on TV, I'd have to say I watch alot of cartoons, discovery channel, and generally anything that's in serial form I usually watch in DVD form.

Do you and others run around with a ball?
I've never been good at sports, I don't really follow them either.

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
I'm super huge into videogames. with the exception of sports/wrestling games, I play every genre. I love a good videogame conversation. I'ts an amazing experience to talk to someone who's played the same games as you, it's like reminiscing on a memory that neither of you experienced at teh same time but somehow you know exactly what each other be talking about.




PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
Kevin, seriously, what the hell are you talking about? I drink Iced Tea

What's your favorite kind of berry?
Crunch Berry

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
I hate food.

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I like Jeph Loeb, if what you're asking is about my favorite writer.

What's your favorite hue to view?
WHAT'S MYF AVORITE COLOR? AR EYOU ASKING WHAT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS!? I like purple.

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
I like a good drive as logn as it's not by myself.

What do you like to strap to your feet?
I like canvas shoes.


What's your favorite place to journey to?
I like the western united states. Or Norway, norway would be cool.

What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
Real Ultimate Power

What is your favorite game on a board?
Apples to Apples?

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
Ice cream sangwich

What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
Mango Juice.

What's your favorite sweet treat?
metal.

What's your favorite beast of the wild?
LIONS BEARS RHINOS EAGLES FALCONS SNAKES

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
Puggle.

What is your favorite Threadless tee?
Grandma Clock


RANDOM

What's your dad like?
My dad is crazy. My dad is awesome. I love my dad. He used to be a computer analyst, but then he retired.

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
I am such a pushover, and I feel guilty very easily.

What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
Jonquishe.

If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
18.

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
gosh, gross. Chicken Patties, I guess.

What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
earlobe.

Write me a haiku about bacon.
Bacon is nice dude
I hate following rules, dude
I've never had bacon before, and haiku's are wierd

canceromega

mike bautista on Sep 09 '09 at 5:01pm
Anna looks like Michael Jordan!


I'm so glad you noticed!

boysbeambitious

bahahahah haya! great minds think alike, I saw yours after I posted mine!

TheInfamousBaka

One day, I'm going to have some intense video game conversation with Omair. And we'll be like I KNOW! and then like THAT WAS AWESOME! and then like WHAT COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

boysbeambitious

Fill it out Nicky! I might fall in love with you even more. ;-)

kevinwells

priscilla, you are one of the people i have really wanted to know better for ages. to be perfectly honest (and i KNOW this is going to sound really really retarded -- everyone has already told me so), you slightly intimidate me. but after reading through your answers, i am all the more convinced we should be good friends!


i am very sorry for confusing you, omair. thank you for fixing my questions while filling it out :D


i miss video games :( i used to spend so many countless hours playing video games. BRING IT BACK!

iPear

trying to! trying to fixing.

trying to fix.

omair brain fried.

boysbeambitious

Me, intimidating? That's interesting!! hehe. I'm really sorry I couldn't hang with you and Margo when you were in Portland...if I had moved into my apartment earlier I would have done it in a heartbeat. Visit again soon, y'hear? but I will see you in Chicago. :-D

tracerbullet

if you don't know me after the intimate weekend we spent together, then it just isn't meant to be :-(

Ryder
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Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
peepee

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
ryder, ry, ry guy

How old are you right this very second? (help)
25

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)



Where are you from?
Albuquerque, New Mexico and Los Angeles

Where were you from as a kid?
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Where were your super old folks from?
So Cal

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
One Brother

WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
i AM kind of...i just graduated this past may but i'm still going to take a couple courses to sharpen up my flash skills.

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
Yeah they do, I do a lot of different types of jobs, I manage an indoor pool, i'm a stage manager for motion pictures, i'm a web designer for myspace.com, and i'm a tshirt designer

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
YES! i loooove them!!!! one of my favorite movies is Moulin Rouge. I also love rebel without a cause and As Good as it Gets.....What About Bob is awesome too.

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
Bat for Lashes, The Beatles, JAY Z, Rihanna, Kanye West, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Dion and the Belmonts

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
of course, i have 10 years of sculptural ceramics under my belt.

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
i play a mean kazoo.

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
discovery, fox, tru tv, mtv, vh1, A&E

Do you and others run around with a ball?
baseball, kickball, dodgeball

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
what?

PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
never had either actually.

What's your favorite kind of berry?
huckleberry hound

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
ITALIAN AND MEXICAN

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
RL Stine

What's your favorite hue to view?
Huey....from ducktales

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
plane

What do you like to strap to your feet?


What's your favorite place to journey to?
Southern California

What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
paper is dumb....

What is your favorite game on a board?
Sequence, scattegories

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
with my hands

What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
pineapple

What's your favorite sweet treat?
bean burritos

What's your favorite beast of the wild?
grizzly bear

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
NEWFOUNDLAND!!!

What is your favorite Threadless tee?
the one that fits

RANDOM

What's your dad like?
the hulk

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
bee attacks

What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
slugsworthy

If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
cop and a half

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
chicken patties

What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
muffin tops

Write me a haiku about bacon.
how do i write a haiku???

kevinwells

everyone up there who said they'd fill it out later, i'm holding you to that!

hehehe, i know, silly, right? "intimidating" makes it sound like i'm physically afriad of you (which is hilarious). i just mean more like... you're a excessively cute, talented, funny, sweet girl. i'm a nerdboy. at least mild intimidation is inevitable.


oh brian, this isn't just for me! the blog title is let's all get to know each other! not everyone has been so lucky as to cuddle you gently in their arms for 72 straight hours!

boysbeambitious

awwww kevin, that's really flattering! but i'm really not that great ~~ haha.
I'm REALLY enjoying reading all these!

olie!

THE BASICS

Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
One peen.

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
sam or olie!

How old are you right this very second? (this site can help)
23 years.

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)


Where are you from?
Arden Hills, MN

Where were you from as a kid?
St. Paul, MN

Where were your super old folks from?
America or Germany

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
I have a sister who is two years my senior




WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student?
graduated from college majoring in graphic design

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
I do freelance design/illustration if I am lucky, but more often I do freelance boring drawing/tracing figures/comps/shit for comp layouts

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
yes. Blues Bros., Princess Mononoke, Waking Life, Waterworld, Lars and the Real Girl, a ton of other ones I am not going to list

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
pretty much anything. I have been listening to a lot of OverClocked Remixes (video game remixes), Mogwai, Harry Chapin, The Seatbelts, and other stuff

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
I like drawing things sometimes

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
I used to play alto sax. and piano. No more. Although I would like to get back into piano and maybe violin

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
I generally hate watching TV. Like omair, I do thoroughly enjoy cartoons and the Discovery Channel though.

Do you and others run around with a ball?
I like playing tennis but I rarely, rarely do so.

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
I love vidya games. 'nuff said.





PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
iced tea or lemonade

What's your favorite kind of berry?
I like all the berries

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
I like all foods. But I do have a penchant for italian.

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
Douglas Adams

What's your favorite hue to view?
blue

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
bike

What do you like to strap to your feet?
shoes


What's your favorite place to journey to?
the most amazing country I have ever visited is Turkey. I would love to go to anywhere on earth I haven't been before, but especially India one day.

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
sandwiches


RANDOM

What's your dad like?
very quite and antisocial, like me most of the time. A hard worker.

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
I can't think of this at the moment

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
chickens

deathcabfortom

Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
You can find out.

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
Tom!

How old are you right this very second? (this site can help)
18 and a day

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)

I kind of look like this:


Where are you from?
Chicago. All day.

Where were your super old folks from?
Vietnam. ugh, I think it smells like dust.

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
I have younger brothers that are twins. They are 16 and about 6' tall. You'll scratch your head at why I'm about 3'.



WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
Yes, I go to Northside College Prep... which none of you probably have heard of. I like it, but I'm about ready to get out.

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
I work (during the summer and what not) at a bike shop in Lakeview. It's called On the Route and it's great.

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
Tickle my pickle? Does that mean porn?
I like so many movies that it hurts my head. I think I like TV shows more though.

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
I'm a music snob.


What do you watch on the boob-tube?
Not really on the TV, but I watch True Blood, Weeds, Being Human (british tv is so good), Californication, etc.

Do you and others run around with a ball?
I don't do sports that include balls other than my own. I'm really into cycling. I do track cycling in the summer (on a velodrome! google it.) and in the fall/winter I do cyclocross, and maybe next year I'll do some road. I also run.

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
I play guild wars.

PREFERENCES/FAVORITES


Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Whatever my girlfriend cooks is usually pretty awesome.

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
Probably Haruki Murakami. Or Dave Eggers.

What's your favorite hue to view?
Probably teal or magentaeeepink

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
I ride my bikes. I have lots.

What do you like to strap to your feet?
When not in a pair of cycling shoes, probably a pair of REALLY beat up vans. I mean beat up to the point that they're held together with tape.



What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
My favorite book is probably the Wind Up Bird Chronicle by Murakami

What is your favorite game on a board?
I kick ass at Taboo (not really a board game though)

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
Pilgrim. Imagine thanksgiving dinner... in a sandwich




What's your favorite beast of the wild?
Probably rats. Or pikachus.

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
I like pugs a lot. They kind of look like me.


kevinwells

khol, i never stop falling in love with you. and then you go and post pictures of 2ft tall sammiches. swoons


wow, those are some really wicked chops, sam. impressed

kevinwells

i have never actually heard someone refer to a "pilgrim" sandwich, tom, but i really like the way that sounds. would it be open-face or actually something you could pick up?

deathcabfortom

Oh no, you can definitely pick it up. It's about the size of a potbelly/jimmy john's sandwich. I might have mislead you about the amount of stuff in it though. Specifically, it's nice slices of real turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce between a nice piece of bread.

If you want, I suggest trying it out when you get to Chicago! They have it at a place called "Uncle Sammy's" in Lincoln Park... and they deliver for free!

kevinwells

heheh, aww damn, i want it to also have mashed potatoes and green bean casserole on top! still sounds yummers, though!

Steve The Great

Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
I can piss in the woods rather easily.

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
Steve or Steven.

How old are you right this very second? (this site can help)
22+a bit

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)
it looks good.

Where are you from?
Baltimore, MD

Where were you from as a kid?
Columbia, MD

Where were your super old folks from?
Ireland, Italy

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
older bro and older sis




WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
Maryland Institute College of Art. Photo. Yes

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
no, I am worthless and unemployable.

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
yeah, no favs though

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
Chopin

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
photos

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
no sir

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
baseball

Do you and others run around with a ball?
I've thought about joining a softball league but I'd be pretty bad

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
not realllly





PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
yes and yes

What's your favorite kind of berry?
huckle

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Iron Chef Chinese: Chen Kenichi!!


Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
err...ah...uh...uhm....that seuss guy was ok

What's your favorite hue to view?
green or blue or something

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
trains!

What do you like to strap to your feet?
blue suede pumas


What's your favorite place to journey to?
the creek

What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
no idea

What is your favorite game on a board?
clue

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
pb and j

What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
orange probably.

What's your favorite sweet treat?
cookies

What's your favorite beast of the wild?
I like turtles

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
PUPPIES

What is your favorite Threadless tee?
the one I'm wearing


RANDOM

What's your dad like?
cool

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
fear of EVERYONE

What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
John.

If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
74

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
beeeeeef

What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
kneecaps

Write me a haiku about bacon.
bacon is awesome
awesome awesome awesome and
it is really cool

kevinwells

new bacon haiku:

Bacon or turkey,
Taste about the same, you see
Both are yum to me!

kevinwells

that was supposed to be "pig meat" not bacon in the first line

i fail :(

deathcabfortom

are you bringing Margo to Chicago too?

kevinwells

if i could, i would. clearly you all want/need to see me copping a feel in public. however, margo is currently back in school out in portland. and unlike priscilla, margo thinks taking time off of school to fly from portland to chicago is not feasible. bad margo, bad!

kevinwells

super win @ going along with my iron chef reference, steve :D

boysbeambitious

Hopefully I can meet / hang out with Margo sometime during the school year. :-) My classes don't actually start until the 28th...

mike bautista
1 design submitted - Score now!

THE BASICS

Do you have a peepee or a vajayjay?
I’m pretty sure it’s a peepee

What do fleshy real-life people call you in fleshy real life?
Mike!

How old are you right this very second? (this site can help)
Threadless says I’m 19.64

What does your face look like? (pics recommended)
This is what my face looks like.


Where are you from?
I am from the Philippines.

Where were you from as a kid?
Born in PI, and spent my childhood in Japan, Chicago, Guam, Hawaii, and Las Vegas

Where were your super old folks from?
I’m only Filipino and an itty bitty piece of Spanish

The people who birthed you, did they birth others?
I have an older sister and a younger brother. The brother is 6ft and eats everything. And his feet are gigantic.




WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

Are you a student? If so, where do you go and what are you learnin' about? Do you like it?
I’m a student at UNLV. I’m taking GE classes because I don’t know what to major on. Film, English, and Education. I guess I’ll do all of them.

Do people pay you money to do stuff? If yes, what are you doin' for money (and where)? Do you like it?
I work at Michaels. I asked my boss if my nametag can have quotations instead of my name. She said no :(. But I enjoy my job. :)

Do you like to watch moving pictures? If so, What are some films that tickle your pickle?
I love movies. There are lots of films that tickle my pickle. Anything by Wes Anderson, Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, Kevin Smith, and Steven Spielberg. I randomly pick Rookie of the Year as the movie to mention here. And the movie I don't randomly mention would be Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

What kind of tunes have you been kickin' out the jams to as of late?
Too much! These past few days have been new stuffs by Atlas Sound, Destroyer, and Jay-Z. This year, my car’s been all Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Modest Mouse, and Fleet Foxes. I’m considering getting the new Beatles remasters and making a day of it.

Do you make/do/create/etc anything particularly awesome?
I doodle. And I make smores.

Do you toot your own horn? (Or play any other instruments, for that matter)
I dabble with the guitar and I recently bought a harmonica. There’s a piano in my house that I occasionally mess around with, I don't know how to play though, and I’d like to buy a Hammond. Producing looks like fun. I’d like to look into that.

What do you watch on the boob-tube?
I don’t really follow anything unless its 24 or The Office, but if me or one of the following shows cross paths, I’ll sit and stay: Flapjack, CONAN (!), Daily Show, Colbert Report, anything on Food Network and Discovery Channel.

Do you and others run around with a ball?
I used to when I was younger. I played football almost every day.

Do you and virtual others run around with a virtual ball/gun/Pokemon/sword/steering wheel/etc?
I used to play a lot. Not too much these days. I was big on FF. Still am. And I wanna play MGS4 but I can’t afford it :(. Still waiting for a free schedule so I can play Batman: Arkham Asylum.





PREFERENCES/FAVORITES

Do you drink bitter bean water (coffee) or leafy leaf water (tea)?
Both! I like my coffee with lots of cream and sugar. And I enjoy any kinds of tea, though I’m not too fond of Jasmine. Maybe if I had a better prepared cup.

What's your favorite kind of berry?
Strawberry fields forever.

Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Tie between Japanese, Chinese and Italian.
American Iron Chef)

Who's your favorite poetic architect of the written word?
SHEL SILVERSTEIN

What's your favorite hue to view?
Green. Out of the greens, probably evergreen. Red, blue, and purple tie for second.

Favorite way to move from one place to another?
Any which way I feel that day. Though I tend to doze behind the wheel if I’m too tired. I need to work on that before I like, die or something.

What do you like to strap to your feet?
Sambas, moccasins, or slippers. I wish I had Zissou shoes, though.


What's your favorite place to journey to?
I haven’t traveled much. But I plan to live around the globe for a while.

What's your favorite collection of words on paper?
Anything by Shel Silverstein.

What is your favorite game on a board?
Scattergories and Scrabble.

What's your favorite way to squeeze food between bread?
I’ll stand by my PB&Js. Sometimes when I’m not lazy, honey, bananas, chocolate and peanuts make it in there.

What's your favorite fluid squeezed from a fruit?
Apple juice and grape drink. Orange juice with lots of pulp. Does soymilk count? Is soy a fruit??

What's your favorite sweet treat?
Dark chocolate and Reece's.

What's your favorite beast of the wild?
If I’m not going for majesticness or awesomeness, I’d say the tree frog. If I am going for majesticness and awesomeness, it’s a tie between the bear and the cyborg cobrahorse.

What's your favorite breed of baby dog?
Pembroke Welsh Corgies! Thinking about one makes me giggle with cuteness.

What is your favorite Threadless tee?
My favorite is new and coming in the mail soon. MONSTERS IN MY CORTEX. And I’ve always wanted Fangs On the Mound, but alas, its not meant to be.


RANDOM

What's your dad like?
My dad is a farmer and a carpenter. He’s strict when he needs to but he’s a pretty chill dude. He held a machete to some dude who harassed his sister when he was 16. I gots mad respects for my father.

What's your third most easily exploitable fear/weakness?
ALIENS. THEY MAKE ME GO ZOINKS/JINKIES

What's your favorite hypothetical name for a pet slug?
Juju Banton

If you could be any number between 17 and 243, which would you choose?
eleventy-two

If you could only eat Beef Stroganoff or Chicken Patties for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Chicken Patties! Beef Stroganoff sounds intimidating.

What is your least favorite body part (on people in general, not on you specifically)?
Shins. Why can’t you be stronger, shins!

Write me a haiku about bacon.
Befriend the bacon
Share stories with the bacon
then hug the bacon

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